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Friends S04E23-24 (口白)歌词完整版

Condoms dude

Well how come the writing is in spanish

Don't read my condoms

Passport check Camera check Traveler's checks check

Who are you saying check to Myself

For remembering to pack a thing

You do a good thing you get a check

Mom does it I never realized it was weird

My mom used to put her head in the oven

Actually only the one time But it's pretty weird

Are you ready yet

Got the tickets Right here Check

It's all London baby

Here we go

Got your passport

Third drawer of my dresser You don't want to lose that

There it is

The vacuum's in my closet on the left side

Garbage bags are next to the refrigerator

Rachel's gonna be here Can't I just ask her

Yeah okay Give that a try

Let's do it Cheerio

London baby

That's not gonna get annoying

London baby

You know what I was wrong

We're all here Let's get going

I want to go over and hug you

And wish you luck but I can't get up

I'll come hug you Great can you bring me the paper

Have a great wedding Thanks

Chandler I want to hug you too

You might as well bring my book from your apartment

So we're off Have fun

I can't believe you won't be there I know

Come Why don't you come

To London Please It would mean so much to me

I gotta work I'm sorry

Why can't you take a couple of days off

Because I can't I told you

This is my wedding

Now we are late Let's go let's go

Fine you'll watch it on video when we get back

Here you go Phoebe Phoe bo Phoo ba la

You

Let's go

Bye Pheebs

London baby

Oh God

Do you need a hug

You don't have to bring me anything

Chandler do something

Do something I am I'm ignoring you

I'll be the on camera guy

All right first stop

Westminster Abbey

What is that

That's London baby

All right the hotel's here

Wait

We want to go

I know

I'm gonna have to go into the map

If you see a little version of me in there kill it

I got it

Here we go

We're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we

Man you made me lose it

That was all before 10:00 10

The caterer rang It'll be Chicken Kiev not Tarragon

Then the florist said there are no tulips

And the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome

Emily honey Okay

Well up yours too

What Oh that's not what it means

No That's time out Sorry

Sweetie relax Everything will be great okay

Come on come on

Chicken Kiev

Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute

Salmon would be more elegant than chicken

And you wouldn't worry about the salmonella

But of course

With salmon you would have to worry about the chicknella

I can't wait to see where you're getting married

It's beautiful Her parents got married here

I can't believe they're tearing it down

It's really the most lovely building It's over

Oh my God

It's nice

Oh my God

What are we going to do

Everything's gonna be all right

How's it gonna be all right

I see that

I talked to a guy and I found out what happened

They tore it down early

All right

Westminster Abbey

Hands down best abbey I ever seen

What do you think of the Abbey

It's great They're thinking of changing the name

To what To Put the Camera Away

Man you are Westminster Crabby

Don't worry you'll find some place to get married

Sorry Lucky this dress is red

We can't find another place

Then we can't have the wedding

I've ordered chicken and salad and cake for a 150

What should be the most wonderfull day of my life

Is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food

You're gonna find a place

But even if God forbid you didn't so you postpone the wedding

Is that really so bad

Think about it You could take all the time your needed to get everything that you want

You could have tulips You could have salmon

Salmon

I suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world

Oh thank you

Look either way you're gonna get married You're gonna be happy

My mom's gonna like you better than me

Oh God She has told you that already didn't she

Don't get up What do you need Nothing

Come on I'm here to take care of you

Okay I have a wedgie

That is all you

What do you want for lunch

I don't know

I guess we have to eat

Yeah I do

What's the matter

I'm bummed the way I left things with Ross

I wish I didn't lie about work He seemed so mad at me

Don't be so hard on yourself If I was still in love with some

Still in love with

I'm not in love with Ross

Good

Yeah me neither

I'm not at the wedding because he's my ex boyfriend

And that would be uncomfortable

Not because I'm in love with him I like Ross as much as anyone

Clearly I have feelings for him but they don't mean love

I mean do I still have loving feelings for Ross Yeah

I have continuing feelings of love

But that doesn't mean I'm still in love with him

I have ***ual feelings for him but I do love him

Oh my God

Why didn't you tell me

We thought you knew We

We all know We talk about it all the time

You all know Does Ross know

No Ross doesn't know anything

And you didn't tell me

We thought you knew It's so obvious

It would be like telling Monica：

Hey you like things clean

Or you knowHey Joey you're gay

What

Oh please she's always got a broom in her hand

What are you in the market for Scarves souvenir postcards

Check this out

That's the stuff What do you think

I won't need that I'm with stupid T shirt anymore

Well I like it Here you go

You're not really buying that Haven't you embarrassed me enough

Oh I embarrass you

How can I answer when I'm pretending I don't know you

He's just jealous All Londoners wear them

Really Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one

They're all tourists

If you insist on wearing that in public

You're gonna spend the afternoon all by yourself

If you make me choose between you and the hat I choose the hat

Good choice Thanks

That's it I'm out of here I won't be embarrassed any more

How are you doing Joey Tribbiani America

I spoke to your dad and you know what

He thinks we can find a new hall

We don't have to You found a place

No but Monica and I were talking

And I was so upset about the hall being knocked down

And she suggested we put the wedding off for a bit

She said what

If I won't be happy with somewhere we'd find in a day

We should postpone it

Postpone it

Do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this

Do you think my sister's teeny tiny little brain comprehends

That people took time out of their lives

To fly thousands of miles to be here

This isn't right

I realize that people are gonna be disappointed

But I'm sure they'll come back

I can't ask people to do that Would you

Don't you point your pants at me

We have no choice

Anywhere half decent will have been booked

Don't you understand This is our wedding

Postponing it is not an option This is when we're getting married

You're saying it's now or never I'm saying it's now

Or There's no or in mine

What is wrong with these pants

It's not the pants It's you who's backwards

If you don't understand how important this is to me

Perhaps we shouldn't marry at all

Emily no Wait stop Emily please

Did shopping help you feel any better

Manhattan doesn't have enough stores

I can help you get over him

You can

I need you to bring me photos of Ross

And a small piece of chocolate

And a glass of tepid water

Is this where you throw stuff

In a bag with graveyard dirt and hang it from a north facing tree

Only if you have the hiccups too

The chocolate and water are for me I didn't feel like getting up

I'll show you a picture of Ross

And you remember all the bad things about him

Focus on his flaws I can do that

I did that while we were going out

Before we start I want to say for the record I love Ross

He's such a great guy

Close your eyes

Imagine that you're with Ross

Imagine that you're kissing him

You're running your hands all over his body

You run your hands through his hair but

Gross It's some kind of grease

I don't know

His hair never bothered me that much

It was more crunchy than it was greasy

This will be harder than I thought

Let's try some aversion therapy

Look at the picture

How do you feel now

Well I like you less

Sorry

I'm sorry I shouldn't have said you were embarrassing me

That wasn't cool

If it makes you feel any better I've had a really lousy day

Me too

Yeah No

I had the best day ever

Dude check this out

Tell my friend you like my hat

What's your friend's name Chandler

Hi Chandler

That's That's Fergie baby

Joey says you don't like his hat but I think it's kind of dashing

So I hear you're single now

Yeah I don't like the hat that much Okay

When did you How

I was trying to get to Buckingham Palace

So I'm in my map and

I understand you had a talk with Emily

Yes I did

And you are welcome

Am l

Was it your idea to postpone the wedding

I'm going to the bathroom Wait up

Since you're the fix it lady here's a pickle：

What do you do when the bride says she doesn't want the wedding at all

She said that Why

I don't know I said it was stupid to put off the wedding

And she like flipped out

Oh my God You're even dumber than I am

Excuse me

How long have you been planning this wedding

I don't know A month 1

Emily's probably been planning it since she was 5 5

Ever since the first time she hung a pillowcase from her head

That's what we did

We dreamed about the perfect wedding

In the perfect place

With the perfect four tiered wedding cake

With the little people on top

But the most important part

Is that we had the perfect guy

Who understood just how important all that stuff was

I had no idea

That pillowcase thing I thought you were doing The Flying Nun

Sometimes we were

Come on

Help me figure out what to do

Pretty intense huh

I hope Ross didn't think we left because we were uncomfortable here

I hope he did

I thought of a good flaw Ross pops his gum

Oh right

Wait a minute I do that too I know it drives me crazy

I'll get it

Pheebs it's Joey

Hey Joey

I saw someone that looks just like you on the subway

I was going to say hi then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you

That just cost me 4 bucks 4

I called to see how the chick and the duck are doing

They're having fun with Aunt Phoebe Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful

So do you miss me

Kind of but I've been having too much fun

You're not homesick yet

I don't think so

Well the seven of us miss you

Who's seven Me Rachel

The birds the babies

The babies miss me

Of course they do or I'm just really hungry

Pizza guy's here

You ordered pizza without me

But we were thinking about you We ordered the Joey Special

Two pizzas

Gotta go Talk to you later Wait

Where did you get it from

And they're always glad you came

You want to be where you can see

Your troubles are all the same

You want to be Where everybody knows your name

Why have you brought me here

You'll see

This wedding won't happen

Ross

But imagine a lot more lights

And fewer bricks

And flowers and candles

And the musicians can go over here

The chairs can face this way and

You go

But if you don't love this we'll do it any other place or time

Really it's fine

Whatever you want

It's perfect

And I don't know if it rains

Then we'll get wet

I don't even have a date

Do you remember where the duck food is

In the guys' apartment under the sink Why

Because I'm going to London

What What do you mean

I have to tell Ross I love him

Take care and don't have the babies till I get back

But what about all the finding his flaws stuff we've been doing

Yeah that didn't work

You can't go Ross loves Emily

I know but I have to tell him how I feel

He deserves all the information to make an informed decision

You're going because you hope he'll say：

L love you too Forget the British chippy

You think he will

No because he's in love with the British chippy

You're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding

It's too late You missed your chance

I'm sorry This must be hard

But it's over

No it's not over until someone saysl do

I do I do

Like I can really chase you I'm carrying a litter

The Waltham residence

Is this Emily's parents' house

This is the housekeeper speaking

And by the way that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone

First one identifies oneself

And then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak

What are you saying

Now let us try that again shall we

No

Oh my God

The Waltham residence Hello

This is Phoebe Buffay I was wondering please

If it's not too much trouble please

Might I speak with Miss Emily Waltham please

Miss Waltham is at the rehearsal dinner

And it is not polite to make fun of people Goodbye

I'll be nice I swear Could you just give me the number for where they are

I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge that information

Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding and I have to warn somebody

So if you don't give me that number I'm gonna come over there

And I'm gonna kick your snooty a*s all the way to New Gloukenshire

Hello Hello

She knew I could kick her a*s

Hi sweetheart Mom Dad

Sorry we're late

My fault I insisted on riding the tube

Judy the kids

Jack that's what they call the subway

I thought Dad we got it

Here comes my dad and stepmom

Mr and Mrs Geller

This is Steven Hello darling

And Andrea Waltham

Very nice to meet you

Darling the Gellers

Darling it's the Gellers

She's very self involved I should never have married her

It's the Gellers Where

That's one and that's another one

Lovely to meet you

Nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding

The hell with tradition We're happy to do it

We know how expensive weddings can be

Besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw

A joke that's funny in all countries

Sir

What's in it Goat cheese watercress and pancetta

That's not food

Everything's different here I want to go home

I miss my family the coffeehouse

I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like

It's been three days 3

Okay you're just homesick

Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself

You're different here too

You're mean in England

What the hell

What's up Dad

This bill for my half of the wedding It's insane

How can it be so much The reception's at their house

Flowers liquor're carpet first floor

New guest bath landscaping

I'm paying to remodel this guy's house

I'm gonna give that son of a *****a piece of my mind

Please

I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight

She's had a hard enough couple of days as it is

Here Let me go talk to him

You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers

Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be

And I'm gonna go get drunk

Hello Hello

When is your next flight to London

There's one leaving in 30 minutes

And I do have one seat left

Thank you thank you

The last minute fare on this ticket is 27002700

Huh How about 600 6

Sorry How about 600 and these earrings 6

They prefer it if I don't barter

I don't think I have enough left on my credit card

You can split it with another card

How about five

Thank you

I'm just going to need to see your passport

I don't have it but I can tell you exactly where it is on my nightstand

You know what I have my driver's license

And I have a 20 20

Face it My father is not going to pay for the built in barbecue

And believe me you can kiss your gazebo goodbye

I might be able to get you the new lawn

Then you have to give us the lawn ornaments

I go back there with lawn ornaments he'll laugh in my face

This is ridiculous I mean we had an agreement

Will you say something Steven

Don't take that tone with me

All right you can

Thank God

You changed your mind

You probably want to be alone you don't want to talk about it

You're doing the right thing

Where are you going

What are you doing No wait

Why am I always pregnant when she does that

I'd like to make a toast to Ross and Emily

My big toast is tomorrow

This is kind of my little toast or Melba toast if you will

Okay

I've known Ross for a long time I knew him when he was with his first girlfriend

I thought things were going to work out for him until the day he over inflated her

Oh dear God

Hello Waltham lnteriors

Mrs Waltham

I need to speak with one of the best men or Ross' sister Monica

Who is this Phoebe one of Ross' best friends

How did you get this number

I got it from your maid She's a *****but I wore her down

If you're one of Ross' best friends why aren't you here

I can't fly I'm having my brother's babies

Am I on the radio

Can I talk to one of them It's important

I'm bored of you now I'm going to cut you off

Oh okay I'm going to have to kick her a*s too

We're excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall

To think my friend getting married in Monty Hall

Come on Monty Hall

Let's Make a Deal Come on you people

All right forget it Congratulations Ross and Emily

Best man number two Joey Tribbiani

I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here

Congratulations to the happy couple

I first met Ross in this coffeehouse back home

Home

New York City

Where everybody knows my name

Anyway

I love you guys

But not as much as I love America

Can we please go home now

Are you going home

I was hoping to get to know you better

I'm not going anywhere sweetheart

I was laughing

Out loud

I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid

So how are you

My mother's driving me crazy But Ross is getting married I'm happy

I'm not going to let anything spoil that

I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man

Thanks We like him

My God You must have been a teenager when you had him

There's no way in hell I'm paying for it

Look we're down to just one point

Could we please just settle it after the wedding

Fine but I'm not paying for your wine cellar

You thieving would be speaking German if it weren't for us cheap little man

The guy was hammered There's no way you look like Ross' mother

Then why would he say it Because he's crazy

He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic

My mother's right I'll never get married

You know what that is

Who wouldn't want you

Please I'm a single mom with a 30 year old son 30

Hi I'm back Listen I need to Hello

Hello I need to get on that 11:00 flight 11

I'm afraid that plane's already pulled away from the gate

You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and pick me up

Can't do that Sure you know what

We'll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the engine

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step aside miss

Look if I don't get to London he is gonna marry that other girl

Can't imagine why

All right You know what

I am not leaving here until you call that plane back

I'm getting married today

Morning

I'm getting married today Yeah you are

Do you think he knew I was here

Excuse me Yeah

If you're going to do that throughout the flight tell me now

So that I can take a sedative

Or perhaps slip you one

I'm sorry I'm very sorry Sorry

It's just I'm kind of excited

I'm going to London

To tell this guy that I love him

Well I've never done that with you before

So how are you

You okay

Yeah Yeah You

Oh yes Yes

You

We did you

Well

I better get going Absolutely

Could you not look

I don't want to look

Where the hell have you been

I spent the night out I met this cute bridesmaid She is so

I don't want to hear it

Pheebs you know you're still my number one girl

No No We have an emergency Rachel's coming to London

Great

No it's not great She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him

But he loves Emily

I know that

You have to stop her She's going to ruin the wedding

Okay

All right so Hold on hold on

Rachel coming

Do

Something

I've done my part okay

It's your responsibility now The burden is off me

Right Right

So tell me about this girl

And so then I realized all the stuff that I had been doing

Proposing to Joshua lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding

Was all just a way Oh oh oh oh

I'm sorry can I interrupt

I just want to say that you are a horrible horrible person

Pardon me

You say you love this man and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life

I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs

This is a terrible terrible plan

But he has to know how I feel But why

He loves this Emily person No good can come of this

Well I think you're wrong Oh no

Well he doesn't really love her It's just a rebound thing from me

You'll see Fortunately I won't

And by the way it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break

Do something

Something

Have you seen Monica I'm not seeing Monica

What What

We gotta find her Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him

Oh my God I know Do you know where Monica is

No What's with the third degree Why not just shine a light in my eyes

Oh my God

It's like a fairyland

I know It's horrible isn't it

I love it I only hope my wedding looks this good

I just hope You can let some of them go by

Start looking out for Rachel

I'll cover the front door You watch that big hole

And I got Chandler covering Ross

Why would I care where Chandler is

You know

Sometimes I don't even like Chandler

Okay

I do

I do

I do

You're right It's the second one Right

Hello Joey

Hey Felicity

I thought about you all day

Talk New York to me again

Forget about it

How you doing

There's nothing to discuss We're not paying for your wine cellar

You have to meet me in the middle here

My foot's gonna meet the middle of your a*s

What's going on Everything's under control

You want a piece of me sir Is that what you're saying

That's it Parents Parents Back away

This is our wedding day

From now on everyone gets along

And if I hear one more word

No grandchildren That's right

Okay okay Sorry old boy

I could kill you with my thumb you know

What was all that about

It was this disagreement over

My God You look beautiful

You're not meant to see me before the wedding It's bad luck

I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have

My God Rachel

You're here I can't believe it

What happened Why are you here

I just came to

I just needed to tell you

Congratulations

Hello Waltham lnteriors

Mrs Waltham It's Phoebe

Why

Can I talk to one of the best men This is going to be the last time

There's a girl on the phone for you

Great

It's Phoebe

Did you stop Rachel

No but it's okay She just came in and gave him a hug That's it

Nothing got ruined No

That's so great

So what's going on now

I'm walking down the aisle

Still walking

I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night

Hey

I just told her hey

I'm at the front with Ross

It's Phoebe

He looks pretty mad

I better go

Wait Hold it up so I can listen

What we did last night was Stupid

Totally crazy stupid

What were we thinking

I'm coming over tonight though right

Definitely

Friends family

We are gathered to celebrate

The joyous union of Ross and Emily

May the happiness of today

Be with them always

Now Emily repeat after me

L Emily l Emily

Take thee Ross take thee Ross

As my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health

Till death parts us

As my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health

Until death parts us

Now Ross

Repeat after me

I Ross

I Ross

Take thee Emily

Take thee Rachel

Emily

Emily

Shall I go on

Mother Mother Pizza Pizza take one

Oh the band's ready We gotta do what the band says right

I don't care about the stupid band

Well it's getting late Here we go

Actually you guys mind staying here with me for a while

You know we gotta get up early and catch the plane to New York

Yeah it's a very large plane

Why what's the matter