笨小笨Friends S02E22 (口白)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记（第二季）》，下面是《Friends S02E22 (口白)》完整版歌词！
Friends S02E22 (口白)歌词完整版
So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth
所以我会准备蜡烛和妈妈的蕾丝桌布
And since it's Rachel's birthday
今天是瑞秋的生日
I thought I'd poach a salmon
我想我会煮一条鲑鱼
What
什么
Question Why do we always have parties where you poach things
问题为什么我们总是在派对上让你偷东西
You want to be on the food committee
你想加入食品委员会
Question 2 Why do we always have parties with committees
问题2为什么我们的派对总是有委员会
Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun
为何我们就不能吃点披萨喝点啤酒开心一下
I agree Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside
我同意只有你内心美丽迷人才能让舞会充满乐趣
You don't want it to be special
你不想让它与众不同
Fine You can throw any kind of party you want
好吧你可以举办任何你想举办的派对
Joey they're not real
乔伊他们不是真的
I start miles beneath the surface of these things They're fake
我在这些事情表面之下展开几英里的旅程它们都是假的
See Honk honk
Wow it's like porno for clowns
就像小丑演的色情片
The One With Two Parties
本集播出："两党合作"
Neither of Rachel's sisters can come
雷切尔的两个姐姐都不能来
I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper
我还是得邀请迪伦艾玛和香农·库珀
No Shannon Cooper
不是香农·库珀
Why not her
为什么不是她
Because she
因为她
She steals stuff
她偷东西
Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back
也许她没有乔伊和她上过床再也没回她电话
Joey that is horrible
乔伊这太可怕了
Hey I liked her
嘿我喜欢她
Maybe too much
也许太多了
I don't know
我不知道
I guess I just got scared
我想我只是害怕了
I didn't think anyone would buy that Okay
我以为没人会相信
Hi honey How did it go
嗨亲爱的怎么样了
It was the graduation from hell
这是地狱的毕业典礼
My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship
我的表弟靠着橄榄球奖学金下了地狱
It's supposed to be a joyous occasion
这应该是一个欢乐的时刻
Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college
没人想到我妹妹会从大学毕业
It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica
这证明了一个来自长岛的女孩愿意为了一辆Celica车付出什么
What happened
什么情况
My parents happened
我的父母
All they had to do was sit in the same stadium smile
他们要做的就是坐在同一个体育场面带微笑
And not talk about the divorce But no
别跟我提离婚的事
They got into a fight during the commencement address
他们在毕业典礼上大吵一架
Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them
主教图图不得不停下让他们闭嘴
You know the good news
你知道好消息
I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours
接下来的八个小时我都要端咖啡
I guess we don't invite her parents
我想我们不会邀请她的父母
How about just her mom Why her mom
她妈妈怎么样为什么是她妈妈
Because I already invited her
因为我已经邀请她了
Did you ask Stacy Roth
你有没有问StacyRoth
Can't invite her
不能邀请她
She also steals
她也会偷东西
Here are the candles Where's the birthday cake
蜡烛在这里生日蛋糕在哪里
We're not having birthday cake
我们没有生日蛋糕
We're having birthday flan
我们在吃生日馅饼
Excuse me
It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert
这是传统的墨西哥奶黄甜点
That's nice
真好
Happy birthday Rachel Here's some goo
生日快乐Rachel这是一些好东西
Dr Greene
格林医生
Oh my God It's Rachel's dad
天啊那是Rachel的爸爸
Why are you here
你为何在这里
The father can't see the daughter on her birthday
女儿生日父亲见不到
No no the father can
父亲可以
But since I am the roommate I can tell you she's not here
但因为我是她的室友我可以告诉你她不在
And I'll pass along the message Okay So bye bye
我会给你传递消息好吧再见
You're having a party
你在狂欢
Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows
只是一群Rachel认识的人突然聚会
This is Phoebe Chandler and Joey I'll never remember all that
这是菲比·钱德勒和乔伊我永远不会记得
So what's the deal
所以怎么回事
Rachel comes home people pop out and yell stuff Is that it
Rachel一回家大家就跳出来大吵大闹是这样吗
Hi Monica
嗨莫妮卡
The Chinese menu guy Forgot the menus
中文菜单的家伙忘记菜单了
So basically just a Chinese guy
基本上就是个中国小伙
Dr Greene come with me We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed
DrGreene跟我来我们会把你的外套放在Rachel的床上
All right That sounds like a two person job
好吧听起来这是两个人的事
Well my goodness What was that
我的天哪那是什么
Sandra I thought you were Rachel We weren't ready for you yet
桑德拉我以为你是瑞秋我们还没准备好见你
You thought I was Rachel Yes because you look so young
你以为我是Rachel是的因为你看起来好年轻
And because you're both you know white women
因为你们都是白人女性
Oh I missed you kids Should I put my coat in the bedroom
我想念你们孩子我应该把外套放在卧室吗
No I'll take that for you Oh well thank you
我会帮你保管好的谢谢你
Such a gentleman Thank you
真是个绅士谢谢你
It all looks so nice So festive All the balloons
一切看起来如此美好如此喜庆所有的气球
Oh the funniest thing happened to me on the way here
来这里的路上发生了一件有趣的事
I was driving That's great
我在开车太好了
I can't wait to hear the rest but I have to go to the bathroom
我迫不及待想听你说完我得去厕所
Hey come with me
跟我来
You know like at a restaurant It'll be fun Come on
你知道就像在餐厅一样会很好玩的来吧
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God
我的天哪
Think Think
What would Jack and Chrissy do
杰克和克里斯会怎么做
Okay now that your coat is safely in the bed
好了现在你的外套在床上
We can come back out in the living room
我们可以回到客厅
Joey and Chandler it's time you take Dr Greene over to your place
Joey和Chandler是时候带DrGreene去你家了
Yes absolutely
没错千真万确
Why again
为什么
Because that's where the party is you goon
因为舞会就在那里你来吧
See this is just the staging area Right it's the staging area
你看这只是集结区没错这是集结区
This is clearly in the wrong apartment
很明显我们走错了地方
All right you guys are off to party number one
好了你们去参加第一场派对吧
And you
You are off to party number two
你去参加第二场派对
All right let's keep it moving let's keep it moving
好吧让我们继续前进让我们永不止步
At least send some women to my party
至少派几个女人来参加我的派对吧
Thank you for such a wonderful dinner
谢谢你准备了这么丰盛的晚餐
Thanks for being born
感谢你降临人间
Thank you for my beautiful earrings They're perfect
I love you
我爱你
Now you can exchange them if you want okay
如果你愿意你可以拿去交换好吧
Now I love you even more
现在我更爱你了
Surprise
惊喜
Oh my gosh
我的天哪
Wow
Oh my God Mom
我的天哪妈妈
This is so great
真是太棒了
Happy birthday sweetie
生日快乐亲爱的
You I had no idea
我对你一无所知
Really No I knew
真的吗我知道
All right
好吧
There's food and drinks on the table
桌子上有食物和饮料
Go across the hall Right now Joey and Chandler's
去走廊对面现在乔伊和钱德
Why Just go
为什么走吧
Surprise
Happy birthday sweet pea
生日快乐亲爱的
Daddy
Both of them are here Both of them Both of them are here
他们两个都在这里
Well we could count again
我们可以再数一次
I can't believe this
我不敢相信
You know this is ridiculous
你知道这很荒谬
This is your birthday your party
这是你的生日你的派对
Let's put them together If they can't deal with it who cares
让我们把他们团结起来如果他们无法应对谁在乎呢
I do That's who
我愿意这就是我
Are you gonna be okay
你会没事吗
I don't really have a choice I can look at the bright side
我真的别无选择我可以看到好的一面
I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes
我有两场生日聚会和两块生日蛋糕
Well actually
Just one birthday flan
就一个生日馅饼
It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert
这是传统的墨西哥奶黄甜点
Talk to Monica She's on the food committee
和Monica谈谈她是食品委员会的
Some girl just walked up to me and saidI want you Dennis
有个姑娘走过来对我说我想要你丹尼斯
And stuck her tongue down my throat
她把舌头伸进我的喉咙里
I love this party
我喜欢这场派对
Quick volleyball question Volleyball
快速排球题排球
We set up a court in your room
我们在你的房间里布置了一个球场
You didn't like that gray lamp did you
你不喜欢那盏灰色的灯对吧
A woman stuck her tongue down my throat I'm not even listening to you
一个女人把她的舌头伸进我的喉咙里我根本就没有听你说
Dennis Okay that's me
丹尼斯这就是我
Can you keep Dad occupied I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while
你能不能让爸爸忙一下我要和妈妈说会儿话
Do you have any ideas for any openers
你有什么好的开场白吗
Stay clear of I'm the guy that's doing your daughter
离我远点我就是那个伤害你女儿的人
And you should be okay
你应该安然无恙
I want you to take a piece of paper
我想要你拿出一张纸
Here you go And write down your most embarrassing memory
Because they will dry out
Hi Dr Greene
So how's everything in the
Vascular surgery
Game
It's not a game Ross A woman died on my table today
I'm sorry
That's the good thing about my job
All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead
Listen I don't mean to be a pain about this
You want to push the caps
Until you hear them click
Where you going
I was sort of thinking about maybe
No No you can't go No this is fun
We're just starting Here's your marker
If you want to go just go
She'll yell at me again
All right I can get you out
What
In a minute I'll create a diversion
I think I need a drink I'll get it for you
What do you want Scotch
I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass
Neat
Cool
Neat as in no rocks
Hello Ross Where have you been
Stay clear of the salmon mousse
Scotch neat
That's Rachel's father's drink
Mine too Isn't that neat
Scotch neat
Would you excuse me
Where are you sneaking off to mister
I'm getting my cigarettes
No
What do you mean no
See because that's the staging area
You go in there it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party
Take your scotch back in there
And I will get your cigarettes for you sir
Get my glasses too All righty roo
What a great moment to say that for the first time
Okay the first person's most embarrassing memory is
Monica your party sucks
Very funny
Oh no Did someone forget to use a coaster
What
I don't see anything
Great I'm seeing water rings again
Ross whose glasses are those
Mine
You wear bifocals
I have a condition apparently
That I require
Two different sets of focals
Do you know my husband has glasses just like that
Well those are very popular frames
Neil Sedaka wears them
I hear you can get people out of here
You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes
Yeah like a chimney
Big smoker
Big big smoker
In fact I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy
Are you wearing my glasses
Yes
I was just warming up the earpieces for you
Is that one of my cigarettes
Yes it is I was just moistening the tip
She's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here
But it has to be now She'll be back any minute
What about my friend
Only the three of you Any more and she'll get suspicious
Let me just get my coat There isn't time
Just leave everything
They'll take care of you next door
Is it true they have beer
Could you guys please keep it down
We're trying to start a Boggle tournament
You
And you
You're supposed to be at my party
And Gunther
What are you doing here
Welcome to the fo
All right I'm sorry But these people needed me
They work hard all week It's Saturday night
They deserve to have a little fun Go
You know my party is fun
It's a little quieter less obvious sort of fun
But if people would just give it a chance it's
You want me to see a therapist Sweetheart you have a problem
You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father
Okay Mom I'll make an appointment
But right now I gotta go I gotta go do a thing
Did you know your mother spent 1200 on bonsai trees
I felt like Gulliver
Daddy I really want to hear more about this
But I just have to do some stuff
You work and you work and you work at a marriage
But all he cares about is his stupid boat
You work and you work and you work on a boat
He always ridiculed my pottery classes
And you sand it and varnish it
But when all is said and done he still drinks out of the mugs
One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County
The scotch the cigarettes The bonsais and the Chihuahua
I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but
What the hell does she want with half a boat
Okay okay you can be shirts and I'll be skins
How you holding up there tiger
Sorry When my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of tigers
I got a lot of champs chiefs sports
I even got a governor
This is it isn't it This is what my life will be like
My mom there my dad there
Thanksgiving Christmas
She gets the house he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker
I relied on a carefully regimented program
Of denial
And wetting the bed
You know I just It's so weird
I mean I was in there just listening to them *****about each other
All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July
Because it reminded you of the way
Our forefathers used to *****at each other
It's just this thing Every year we would
Go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks
Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big
My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side
And Dad would be upset because nobody helped
And when we did help he'd scream at us for doing it wrong
But then when the fireworks started everybody just shut up
You know and it'd get really cold
And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket
It never occurred to anybody to bring another one
And now it's
Yeah I know
Thanks for coming I hope you had fun
All right I'm hitting the road
Now I've left my 10 verbs on the table
Be sure and send me that finished poem
Okay will do Glad you came
I think I saw Rachel out in the hall Let me go check
Your mom wants to say goodbye
Happy birthday sweetie
You drive safe
What are you doing
I'm getting ready for the water skiing
Okay big hug One more Come on
How are you
Where are you going To get my coat
We'll get that for you
All right all right I can get my own coat
Sorry we're on a major flan high
Oh no No you're not supposed to be here
This is the staging area It's all wrong You should leave
You know just get out
Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe
I have to be heading toward my chateau
I guess we're going back into the hallway again
Thanks for coming Mrs Greene
You take care
Oh you kids
Well
This is the best party I've been to in years
Thank you
Okay everybody it's time for flan
Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection
Okay that's enough
Okay Rachel make a special flan wish
Heads up
Wow Those things almost never come true
那些事情几乎永远不会成真
