笨小笨Tu Online Hai歌词由Mimi Teddy演唱，出自专辑《Top 50 Funzoa Song Hits， Vol. 1》，下面是《Tu Online Hai》完整版歌词！
Tu Online Hai歌词完整版
Ooh ooh
Uh uh uh
Ooh ooh oooh
Tu online hai
Main bhi online hun
Tu agar jo fine hai (fine hai)
Toh main bhi yaar fine hun
Tera status update (oohoo)
Padh ke maine dekha (padhe ke dekha)
Yeh line toh teri nahi (uhu uhu)
Toh kidhar se tu chepa
Abbe teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai
Kab se teri first language angreji hai
Mere chat ka reply
Ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada tu
Aaj bhi sudhra nahi
Phir bhi maine like kiya tere comment pe
Mere comment ka bhi samajh ab sentiment re
Tu online hai
Arre main bhi online hun
Coincidence nahi re
Main mobile pe all the time hun
Tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Ping toh kar zara tu
Friendship request bheji thi
Pichle month ko
Ab jaa ke accept kiya
Tum na bade jhand ho
School college mein toh
You were such a champu
Par facebook twitter mein popular
Kaise ban gaya tu
Mutual friends hain itne
Par kisi ko I don’t know
Tune liya naya haircut
Show show show show
Photoshop kiya hua
Maine tera dp dekha
Apni bhaddi profile ko
Tune kya mast lipa pota
Arre tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Kahan bhagega beta
Mere bhi facebook mein
Photos kitne gande hain
Ohoo
Mere bhi facebook mein
Photos kitne gande hain
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun
Gaalon mein jaise ande hain
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya
Smile de rahe ho
Kya gam hai itna jo chupa rahe ho
Fb ka yeh settings kahan se change karun
Faltu ke notifications
Kaise band karun
Tere timeline pe (ohoo)
Aur mere timeline pe (uh uh)
Dekh yeh naya hai kaun
Maar raha hai line be
Tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Chat vat toh kar le re
Sabka chakkar chalu hai
Ab tera kaunsa on hai
Aaj bhi sookhe halat mein hai
Ya intu pintu toing hai
Pata hai pata hai
Chinki aur chandpullam ka
Break up hua hai
Gandu apne baap ki gaddi thokaya hai
Janu ke jaan ko heart attack aaya hai
Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaya hai
Kallu ne bhi marital status chupaya hai
Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai
Tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Magar teri tagging se main
Badi hi pareshan hun
Tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Ab line pe toh aa tu
Arre arre arre
Dekho yeh kaun aaya
Aaiye aaiye
Dil kare ke tujhko main
Chappal utha ke maarun
Arre chuddy buddy the hum
Kya teri abhi utarun
Tune shadi vadi kar li
Mujhe invite bheja nahi
Tujhko na kiya delete toh mera naam teja nahi
Baaki group ke friends meri party mein aana
All the boys get your girls and
Girls boys patakar lana
Long time no see
Abbe email bhi kara nahi
Bhabhi ji ko secrets
Bata dun kya main abhi
Ab toh subscribe kar
Mera video like kar
Share kar mera yeh post, mere dost
Nahi toh fod dungi computer
Abbe tu kyu offline hai
Main ab bhi online hun
Ohh ! tune off kar li chat
Achcha kya samjha humko jhantu
Tu bhi online
Main bhi online
Subscribe kar zara tu
Subscribe kar le free mein tu
