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Rap God - Top Choice Masters
Look
I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got like something's
About to happen but I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a
Rap god rap god
All my people from the front to
The back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long
Enough to slap box slap box
They said I rap like a robot
So call me rap bot
But for me to rap like a
Computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since bill clinton was still in office
With monica lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
I'm an mc still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with
This flippity dippity hippity hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin'
Match with this rappity rap
Packin' a mac in the back of the ac'
Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat
Stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motha table
Over the back of a couple of
Faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow
All I do is drop f bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing
This master piece yeah
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a
Rap god rap god
All my people from the front to
The back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long
Enough to slap box slap box
Let me show you maintaining this shit
Ain't that hard that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret
To rap immortality like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew
Mc's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me I'm a product of rakim lakim shabazz 2pac
Nwa cube hey doc ren yella
Eazy thank you they got slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet run dmc
And induct them into the mothaf**kin' rock 'n
Roll hall of fame
Even though I'll walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only hall of fame I'll be inducted
In is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and
Tell me what in the are you thinking
Little gay lookin' boy
So I can barely say it with
A 'straight' face lookin' boy
You're witnessing a mass occur
Like you're watching a church
Gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say
Looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a way to go from your label
Every day looking boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy
I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy
I'ma work for
Everything I have never ask nobody for shit
Get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never
Gonna be capable of keeping up
With the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
The way I'm racing around the track
Call me nascar nascar
Dale earnhardt of the trailer park
The white trash god
Kneel before general zod this planet's
Krypton no asgard asgard
So you be thor and I'll be odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately
With these bombs I'm toting
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating
But I got your mom
I'm out my ramen noodle
We have nothing in common poodle
I'm a doberman pinch yourself in
The arm and pay homage pupil
It's me
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I
Don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere
In this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my pharoahe monch grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come
Trying to censor you like that one line
I said on I'm back from the mathers lp 1
When I tried to say
I'll take seven kids from columbine
Put 'em all in a line add
See if I get away with it now that
I ain't as big as I was but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal
Coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what that you rhyme for
You're pointless as rapunzel with
Cornrows
You write normal being normal
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya like
When fabolous made ray j mad
'Cause fab said he looked like a fag at mayweather's pad
Singing to a man while they played piano
Man oh man that was a 247
Special on the cable channel
So ray j went straight to the radio station
The very next day hey fab
I'ma kill you
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed jj fad
Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you
I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting
Off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a mothaf**kin' audience
A feeling like it's levitating
Never fading and I know the
Haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off
They'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh he's too mainstream
Well that's what they do when
They get jealous they confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock shock rap with doc
Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurting you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too
Ungh school flunky pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
I'll when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek
I'm drunk so satan take wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping heavy d and the boyz
Still chunky but funky
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate
Some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic
To the situation and understand the discrimination
But
Life's handing you lemons make lemonade then
But if I can't
Women
How am I supposed to bake them a cake then
Don't mistake him for satan
It's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip abroad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king think not
Why be a king when you can be a god
