笨小笨Oval Office歌词由3rd Bass演唱，出自专辑《The Cactus Album (Explicit)》，下面是《Oval Office》完整版歌词！
Oval Office歌词完整版
作词 : Berrin, Citrin, Nash
"This recording, is a collection
Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone"
"Oh who locked the door?"
"A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
"The principles.. of friction"
This feeling's a function, so step to this
Ain't the average boys who do this
Door is opened, to office summoned
Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
Reception warm, not a handshake
My hands shook, barrier's about to break
She was seated, legs long and slammin
Oval office opened, so let's begin!
Push my point across, firmly - Core proposal
Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in
Secretary said"Put Serch on line two..
(Yo, put him on hold!)
*speaking in background* Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you're not ****in on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!
The meeting rotates (Mockneck or cactus?)
"They got my head boss.."She attacked us!
With a treaty for disarmament (We signed)
Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright..")
So I disarmed (And I poured the Scotch)
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
("Oh my goodness!") Yeah, I reckon
You keep minutes, I'll let you get seconds
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
Lunch became filet of sole with tongue
The Oval Office work is never done!(Never done!)
Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have ***?
Nah man.."That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat4X)
It was you that did it!Filet of sole
on the Oval Office, on a peanut butter leg
Yo..She got down to my knees and it spread!
G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
Serch said:Prime, let's do the three the hard way!
And knockin like we're knockin
BOOTS!The office flooded with the *** check suits
Deploy missiles of the MX variety
Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
And in the Oval Office (Finally peace!)
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
What's the Oval Office? (Our permanent residence!)
Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
Aiyyo Bush!We're outtie like Elvis!
Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
You're finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic *****s.."
Yo move that thick body of yours
Move that thick white body!Yes, yes, WOOOOOODIEE!
I've got the woody!
I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
I can feel it! You gotta understand see
Gotta understand the su**ect of the topic
There's too much butt-waxin, no --
There's too much vaseline usage
There's too much KY jelly
Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I'm a great man, you're a flabber man
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I'm goin home man
I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*
