笨小笨Big Dumb Idiot歌词由Tom Cardy演唱，出自专辑《Big Dumb Idiot (Explicit)》，下面是《Big Dumb Idiot》完整版歌词！
Big Dumb Idiot歌词完整版
Tom Cardy-Big Dumb Idiot
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Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"
"Lovely, thank you very much"
"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"
别担心再来一碗早餐
"Wow, that looks great"
哇，看起来棒极了
"Enjoy your meal"
祝你用餐愉快
"Yeah, you too"
你也是
I am fine all alone
我一个人也挺好的
But when I leave my house, I become a
但当我离开家时，我就变成了一个
Big dumb idiot in front of other people
在别人面前装腔作势
A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people
在别人面前装腔作势
By myself, I tend to be eloquent
我一个人的时候，往往能说会道
And then I go outside and say really dumb ****
然后我走出去说了句愚蠢的话
To people I don't know or will ever see again
致那些我不认识也不会再见的人
And that's worse for one reason
更可怕的原因只有一个
'Cuz people I don't know or will ever see again
因为有些人我不认识也不会再见到
Will tell all their friends
会告诉他们的朋友
Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)
其他我不认识的人或者再也不会见到的人（警告，故障）
I am fine all alone
我一个人也挺好的
But when I leave my house, I become a
但当我离开家时，我就变成了一个
A Big idiot
一个大笨蛋
I'm Tongue Tied
我张口结舌
The kind of guy who says hi one too many times
就是那种经常打招呼的人
"Hi, how are you?"
“嗨，你好吗？”
"I'm good, how are you?"
“我很好，你呢？”
"I'm good, how are you?" (Warning, malfunction)
我很好，你呢？（警告，故障）
"I'm good, how are you?" (System dysfunction)
我很好，你呢？（系统功能障碍）
"I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)"
“我很好，你好吗？好吗？怎么样？（莫名其妙）”
Right, it's no good, I cannae stop it
好吧，这样不行，我停不下来
What the hell do you mean you can't stop it? You built this thing didn't you?
什么叫你停不下来这是你造的吧
Of course I built it, but I cannae longer control it
当然是我创造的但我已经控制不了了
What are you talking about?
你在说什么
It's teaching itself now
现在它在自我教导
My god
我的天
That's right, one day this machine will become more stupid than we could possibly imagine
没错总有一天这台机器会变得比我们想象的还要愚蠢
I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)
我好，你好吗好，好吗好吗，怎么样好吗(莫名其妙)
I am fine all alone
我一个人也挺好的
I'm a living dichotomy
我是活生生的二分法
Inside, I'm a modern day Socrates
内心深处我是现代版的苏格拉底
Outside, I sound like a bunch of drunk babies
在外面我的声音就像一群醉醺醺的孩子
When it comes to being dumb, I'm a rockstar
说到装傻我就是个摇滚明星
Under the radar like a mother****in' ninja
在众目睽睽之下就像一个母亲忍者
Light on my feet as I sneak into your house
我偷偷溜进你家脚上的灯亮起来
Be a giant ****in' idiot, then sneak back out
做个傻瓜然后偷偷溜出去
Singin'
I am fine all alone
我一个人也挺好的
It's what the voices in my head say
这是我脑海里的声音在说的话
Inside, I win a Broadway Tony
在里面我赢得了百老汇大奖
Outside, I'm cut from my preschool matinee
在外面我刚看完幼儿园的日场演出
When it comes to being dumb, I take the cake
说到装傻我无人能及
When I go outside, I step on the end of a rake
当我出门时我会踩着一把步枪
Then the rake hits my face
然后我的脸被你打得落花流水
While I'm trying to eat the cake
当我试图吃掉蛋糕时
And the sound that I make
我发出的声音
Is like "Jesus!"
就是“耶稣”
But the rake doesn't hurt like it should
可我并不难过
And the cake tastes sweeter than it ever would
蛋糕尝起来无比甜蜜
If I was inside, doing something smart and fancy
如果我在监狱里做一些漂亮的事情
'Stead I'd be around outside my house dressed in my underpanties
我会穿着内裤出现在我的房子外面
What's this feeling in my mind?
我心里这是什么感觉？
I can see through space and time
我可以看透时空
Like I've been shocked with one thousand volts of idiocy
就好像我被千伏的电流吓到了
For the first time in my life
这是我有生以来第一次
Every part of us aligned
我们心有灵犀
We agree in unity through stupidity
我们一致同意在愚蠢中团结一致
Cake, face, rake
蛋糕脸和武器
In the pouring rain
在倾盆大雨中
Us look ****ing dumb
我们看起来愚蠢至极
And we having so much fun
我们纵享欢乐
A new frontier
新的疆土
The future's finally here
未来终于到来
Don't let in the fear (I am fine all alone)
不要让恐惧袭上心头我一个人也很好
No, no
Don't give into fear
不要害怕
The future's finally
未来终于
I am fine all alone
我一个人也挺好的
But I know I got to be a
但我知道我必须成为
Big dumb idiot in front of other people
在别人面前装腔作势
A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people
在别人面前装腔作势
By myself, now I think of really dumb ****
我一个人现在我想起了愚蠢的事情
I wack it in a song and stick it up the internet
我把它写进歌里发到网上去
To people I don't know or will ever see again
致那些我不认识也不会再见的人
And it blows my mind
让我意乱情迷
That people I don't know or will ever see again
那些我不认识的或是以后再也见不到的人
Will show their friends
会告诉他们的朋友
Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
其他人我不认识也不会再见到了
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
那些我不认识的或是再也见不到的人
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
那些我不认识的或是再也见不到的人
People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
那些我不认识的或是再也见不到的人
