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Friends S06E07 (口白)歌词完整版
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Hi it's Rachel and Phoebe's Please
Leave Leave
But I just said leave
I know because you have all the good words
What do I get I get it's and Oh I'm sorry I have a Forget it
That's silly All right So let's switch
No I have all the good words
Okay fine fine We can switch
Hi everybody
It's Rachel
And Phoebe's
Wait How did you do that
What
Oh you're no ordinary roommate are you
This is gonna be interesting
Can we finish this later I'm going running before it gets dark
Why don't you come with me Really
It'll be fun We'll run in the park It'll be our roommate bonding thing
Okay let's go running
There's cute guys there Let's run towards them
Wait just one more second
Hi it's Phoebe and Rachel's Please leave a message Thanks
Wait a minute You took all the words
You've met your match Rachel Greene
I just finished this fascinating book
By the year 2030 there'll be computers 2030
That can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain
So theoretically you could download
Your thoughts and memories into this computer
And live forever as a machine
And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open
Honey it was a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor
I didn't nail the boxes to the floor So you can move them
And while I'm doing that Ross has a great computer story for you
Hey everybody I'd like you to meet Janine
She's gonna be my new roommate
And she's gonna live with me
It's nice to meet you Janine
Le Croix
I didn't know that What a pretty last name
So where are you from
Australia I just moved here 2
From the land down under
I didn't know that either
So what do you do
I'm a dancer You're a dancer
She's a dancer
I think I'll go unpack
Did you interview her before you asked her to move in
Of course
What did you ask her
When can you move in
Thank you for bringing her into our lives
Unbelievable
Down boy
Oh no no no She's not my type Not for me she's not my type She's too
Beautiful tall ***y showing her stomach
Look at all the boxes
I cannot wait to ask her out
Wait a minute You can't She's your roommate
It'll be too complicated
Yeah don't do it
I mean if you date her then I can't date her
What if you started going out with her and it didn't work out
That's when I make my move
Remember when you broke up with Donna
How horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket
Oh God yeah
Now imagine you live at the supermarket
Okay
You're right I don't want that I can't date her
You'd better watch the flirting too because it could be trouble
Well that's gonna be tough Mon
It's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt
You're around me all the time and you don't flirt
A little sad about that sweetie
I have to tie my shoes so you go ahead I'll catch up
Come on that's not running Let's go
I'm telling you when she runs
She looks like Kermit the Frog
And the Six Million Dollar Man
Monica had such a crush on him
She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed
I used to do that too
Did you also have his album It's Not Easy Being Green
Oh Mon
So Phoebe runs weird huh
Yeah And I know she'll want to run again
I don't know how to get out of it I mean I live with her
Why don't you be straight with her Tell her the truth
You're right I should just tell her the truth
Phoebe Monica tripped me I don't think I can ever run again ever
But we were having so much fun All those cute guys were checking us out
I know They were definitely staring
Why Why would you do that
I don't know
Rachel I'm sorry I hurt your ankles
Ankle We'll see
Okay I am officially unpacked
Thanks for helping me man
Joe
Well I guess Joey went home
And look there is still one box I have to unpack
I got you
Oh my God you almost gave me a heart attack
It was so hard not to laugh
Hey the place looks great
Not bad right
Monica's working late so I'm gonna make this place spotless
You know what else I'll do
I'm gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers
Who wouldn't want to live with me
I don't
No I want to live with the super hot Australian dancer
How's that going Are you okay with the not flirting thing
So far But it's tough
I've got this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it
How you doing
Get out
Oh man
Sorry There's just more room out here
No you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too
Why don't you try to be
What's wrong Nothing
I didn't want you to touch me
Because I'm all sweaty from the workout
I'm gonna hit the shower
Oh my God
Sorry about that stuff hanging in there
It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer
Oh yeah it's me
I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out
You lied so you could run by yourself
No Phoebe no I was
I was actually just checking
To see
If I could run And I can
Please I'm not an idiot
No wait Phoebe
Wow Couples who live together do start to look alike
I am working right now So say what you have to say and leave me alone
Sound alike too
So Mondler
What are you doing
What does it look like I am cleaning
Did you get Monica's authorization to move all her stuff
I don't need that I'll put everything back
Put it back exactly where you found it
Yes I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it
First of all that attitude is not helping
She won't care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place
Hello Did you just meet Monica
She'll recognize that I did a nice thing
And appreciate it
Actually this will work out well
Because when you move back with Joey
Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me
Oh I see You're trying to freak me out
Chandler Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff all right
Believe me I lived with her for 16 years She's going to freak out 16
Oh my God She's going to sit on you
That probably won't hurt as much anymore
No she is not I'll prove it to you
I'll call her right now
Phone's done
Hey Mon How's it going Terrible
If I want something done right I have to do it myself
Other people just wreck stuff
I think I might kill someone tonight
Come on it can't be that bad
The only thing getting me through
Is knowing I'll see you soon
I might even try to get out of here early
It sounds like they need you there
You're just hanging out with Ross It's all good Okay bye
She's gonna kill me
The phone was facing the other way
And that goes back up there
This is good This is under control We should start with the big stuff
That'll be the easiest Let's start with the couch
I got it
That doesn't look right
What are you talking about The couch is in line with the carpet
Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on
Okay here's what we do
We move the couch closer to the coffee table
But then the back of the couch won't line up with the carpet
Well we'll just move the coffee table
Closer to the couch
But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area
But the coffee table doesn't match the table
Look what am I gonna do
I'm not flirting but I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame
What the hell's going on over here
Monica's gonna kill you
I need your help
I have to do something to repel this woman
Wait a minute Wait a minute
You guys repel women all the time
Hey I've been married three times
No I've seen it happen
You get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it
Time after time after time after time
What's your secret
We do not repel women okay
That is completely untrue
Oh yes we do my man
Remember when we went to a dance
And you walked up to that girl you liked and talked
About the lrish potato famine
What about you You weren't so hot either
After everything he said he'd go
Monica doesn't like that either I should stop doing that
Girls don't like it when I start talking about science
That's not specific to girls
This is great What else
They don't like you correcting their grammar
And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny
They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you
Man I am so lucky I have Monica I'm never gonna find love again
Can I talk to you for a second Sure
Phoebe I just wanted to say I'm sorry okay
I handled the situation horribly
And I should not have lied to you
So what should you have done
I should have told you the truth
Which is
Well the reason I didn't want to go running with you is
Because
The way that you run is just a little
So It's embarrassing
People were looking at us like we were crazy
Why do you care Because they're people
People you don't know and will never see again
Yes but still they are people
With eyes
I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss
But okay
I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you
Okay You're uptight
What I am not uptight
I am not uptight man
That's okay I'm not judging you That's just who you are
I'm more free you know I run like I did when I was a kid
Because that's the only way it's fun you know
Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off
Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan
The neighbor's dog
Is this in the right place
Who cares I repel women
You can't come in here
Ross is naked
I couldn't say I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked
Why does anyone have to be naked
Why is Ross naked
I had to show Chandler something
Naked
I guess I have
A guy problem
Is it the same thing Chandler had
We'll get everything squared away and you can come back later
There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom
Bye Bye
Thank God
Dude what'd you have
We have no time okay We must focus
We've got to get everything back into its original place
The photo album
There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album
We just match everything to the pictures
That's perfect That's brilliant
What'd you have
I've got some beer for you
Don't you mean for whom
Sure
I was gonna order some pizza You wanna share one
Pizza It's not like I never had that before
Is something wrong
Yeah I'm depressed about that Irish potato famine
No I mean with me Because you seem to be acting really weird around me
All right all right
Let's just get this out in the open okay
You're hot
I'm lovable
Clearly there's a vibe going on between us
But we're roommates
And it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road
Imagine living in a supermarket
And you'll understand
Okay So the question is what do we do
There isn't anything to do
I think you're really sweet
But I'm not interested in you like that
No I mean
You're a nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend
I'm just you know I just
Don't feel that way about you
I see what happened
It's because I was trying to repel you
Right Believe me you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on
I don't think so Oh I do
How you doing
I'm okay
What
What
Oh dear God
I'm so sorry You're right This feels great
And you don't care if people stare It's only a second Then you're gone
It's amazing I feel so free and so graceful
Watch out for the horse
Can I come in now
Why is everything different Bye
I don't see anything different
Other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it
The end table is wrong the couch looks bizarre
And don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets
Okay don't be mad okay
After I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you
So I cleaned the apartment
So I moved everything around and then I forgot
Where it went back I'm sorry I'm very sorry I'm sorry
That's okay
Are you afraid of me or something
Do you want me to be afraid of you
Of course not
My gosh Chandler what you did is a wonderful thing
And I really appreciate it
I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place
But I'd never expect you to worry about that
Really
Of course
Oh you're the best
You come here to me
Hold on okay first things first
Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked
It said that by the year 20302030
There'll be computers carrying out the same number of functions
As an actual human brain
So theoretically you could download your thoughts
And your memories into this computer
And live forever as a machine
Janine do you know what we're doing right now
You and I we're interfacing
I gotta go
