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Coffee

Thank you Cappuccino

And a nice hot cider for Monica

Thank you

Rach why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser

That's why

Sorry

The One With The Stoned Guy

Chandler

Miss Tedlock you look lovely today

That is a very flattering sleeve length on you

Mr Costilick would like you to stop by his office today

If it's about those prank memos I wasn't involved

Nothing at all Really

And frankly those shenanigans have no place in an office environment

Hey you guys

Chandler's coming and he has incredible news

So when he gets here let's all act like you know

What's going on

So it's a typical day at work

And Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor

That is great Congratulations

So I quit

Why

Why This was a temp job

Chandler you've been there for five years

I know but if I took it I'd be admitting that this is what I do

That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture Dan

Was it more money

Doesn't matter I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office

Worrying about the WENUS

The WENUS WENUS

Weekly estimated net usage system It's a processing term

Oh that WENUS

What will you do

I don't know But I won't figure it out working there

I have something you can do

I have this new massage client Steve

Anyway he's opening up a restaurant

And he's looking for a head chef

Hi there Hi

I know You're a chef and I thought of you first

But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now so

I just don't have a lot of chef ing experience

Unless it's an all toast restaurant

What is he looking for

He wants to do something eclectic

He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu

So what do you think

Thanks I just don't see myself in a big white hat

Oh Monica Guess what

A perfect run up and there he goes a perfect

Watch stuff like this

And you realize why evolution is just a theory

Can you see my *******through this shirt

No but don't worry I'm sure they're still there

Where are you going

I have an appointment with Dr Robert Pilman career counselor a go go

I added the a go go Career counselor

You guys all know what you want to do

You guys in the living room all know what you want to do

You have goals You have dreams I don't have a dream

The lesser known I Don't Have a Dream speech

Brian's Song

The meeting went great So great

He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be

It's not too big or too small It's just right

Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears

I'm cooking for him Monday kind of an audition

Phoebe he wants you here It's great You can make yummy noises

What are you gonna make Yummy noises

And Monica what are you gonna make I don't know It's gotta be great

I know what you can make I know

You should make that thing with the stuff

You know that thing with the stuff

Okay I don't know

Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood

How about Tony's If you finish a 32 ounce steak it's free

Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma

Who are you going out with ls this the bug lady

I love you Ross

Her name is Celia and she's insect curator at the museum

What are you gonna do Go out to dinner

Then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey

And he's not speaking metaphorically

So back to your place You thinking maybe

I'm hoping

She'll take one look at his cute little face and it'll seal the deal

Celia don't worry He's not gonna hurt you

Soothing tones

Here Marcel I can't stand this

He's got his claws on my Yeah all right

Okay try this salmon mousse

Good

Is it better than the other salmon mousse

It's creamier Yeah Well is that better

I don't know We're talking about whipped fish

I'm just happy I'm keeping it down

God what happened to you

Intelligence tests personality tests and what do I learn

You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation

That's so great You already know how to do that

Can you believe it

Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool

I just always pictured myself doing something

Something

Chandler I know I know

Hey you can see your *******through this shirt

Maybe this will cheer you up

I had a grape about five hours ago so I better split this with you 5

It's supposed to be small It's a pre appetizer

The French call it an amuse bouche

Well it is amusing

Hi Wendy Yeah 8:00

What did we say 10 an hour

Okay great All right I'll see you then

10 an hour for what A waitress from work is helping me

Waitressing

Of course I thought of you But

But But but

But it's just this night has to go just perfect you know

Wendy's more of a professional waitress

I don't mean to brag but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76

Took home a bronze

Amuse bouche

Talk to me

A weird thing happened on the train this morning

Talk dirty

Here Come on Come on

Say something hot

What What

I panicked all right She took me by surprise

But it wasn't a total loss We ended up cuddling

You cuddled How many times

Shut up It was nice

I don't think I'm a dirty talking kind of guy

Just say what you wanna do to her Or what you want her to do to you

Or what other people might be doing to each other

I'll tell you what Try something on me

Please be kidding

Why not

Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now

I'm in my apartment

Yeah what else You're not there

We're not having this conversation All right I'll start Ready

Oh Ross

You get me so hot I want your lips on me now

Now you say something I really don't think so

You like this woman right You wanna see her again right

If you can't talk dirty to me how will you talk dirty to her

Now tell me you wanna caress my butt

Okay turn around

I don't want you staring at me

All right I'm not looking Go ahead

Okay Ok

To feel your hot soft skin with my lips

There you go IKeep going keep going

I want to take my tongue and

Say it

Say it

Run it all over your body

Until you're trembling with

With

Funny story You're not gonna believe this

I was always rooting for you two kids to get together

The trembling thing was nice Shut up

That guy from your old job called again

Again And again and again and again

And again

Hey Mr Costilick How's life on the 1 5th floor

Yeah I miss you too

It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home

That's very generous But this isn't about the money

I need more than a job I need something I really care ab

That's on top of the year end bonus

Your dream

Look Al I'm not playing hardball here okay

This is not a negotiation This is a rejection

Stop saying numbers

I'm telling you you've got the wrong guy

I'll see you Monday

This is a cube

Look at this

You have a window

Yes indeed y With a beautiful view of

Look That guy's peeing

That's enough of the view Check this out

Okay sit down here

This is great

You ready Yeah

Helen could you come in here

Thank you Helen That'll be all

Last time I do that I promise

She doesn't seem very warm I know She has no personality

Wendy don't do this to me

We had a deal Yeah you promised

Who was that Wendy bailed

I have no waitress

That's too bad Bye bye

Ten dollars an hour Twelve dollars an hour

I wish I could but I've made plans to walk around

When you ran out on your wedding I was there

I put a roof over your head If that means nothing

Twenty dollars an hour

Done

Hello Welcome to Monica's May I take your coat

Hi Steve Hello Monica

Hello greeter girl

This is Rachel Yeah okay

I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of

Okay smells

It's a lovely apartment Thank you Would you like a tour

I was just being polite but all right

What's up ln the cab on the way over

Steve blazed up a doobie

What

Smoked a joint you know Lit a bone ****hemp ganja

I'm with you Cheech

Do you think he's gonna be cool ls it dry in here

Let me get you some wine

I think we're ready for our first course too

These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce

With just a touch of minced

Ginger

Well smack my a*s and call me Judy

These are fantastic Gosh I'm so glad you liked them

Like them I could eat 100 of them

That's all there is of these

Tartlets

Tartlets

Tartlets

Word has lost all meaning

Excuse me Can I help you with anything

You know I don't know what I'm looking for

Cool Taco shells

They're like a little corn envelope you know

Macaroni and cheese We gotta make this

No we don't Oh okay

Sorry

Why don't you just have a seat here

Give me the gummy bears No

Give them to me We'll share

No Give me the bears You can't have any

It's not worth it

Bears overboard They're drowning

Don't just stand there Call 9 1 1

Hey fellas grab onto a Sugar O Save yourselves

Help Help I'm drowning

That's it Dinner is over What Why

Why What if I came into your office and I started

I can't think of an example

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this

So I told him I'm sorry That's how I feel

And he told me I harsh ed his buzz

Then I saidDon't eat that It's a kitchen magnet

And he didn't listen so we left him in the emergency room

Mon I'm sorry What a tool

You did the right thing You don't wanna work for that guy

I just thought that this was it

Don't worry You're an amazing chef Those yummy noises I wasn't faking

Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours

Just a question We'll talk about it later

So how did it go with Celia

I was unbelievable All right Ross

I was the James Michener of dirty talk

It was the most elaborate filth ever heard

I mean there were characters plot lines themes a motif

At one point there were villagers

And

By the time we finished all the dirty talk

It was late and we were exhausted

You cuddled Yeah which was nice

Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie

Shouldn't we wait for Chandler Where the hell is he

I know what time it is

But I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy

Let me tell you something

You will care about it because I care about it Got it Good

Sorry How about over here

That means it's working

Does this hurt No

There you go

I'm gonna throw up