笨小笨Hamster歌词由Ben Lazarus演唱，出自专辑《Cold Cuts》，下面是《Hamster》完整版歌词！
Hamster歌词完整版
Imagine that you are just five inches long
Stand only two inches tall and weigh only a few ounces
The hamster is a member of the rodent order mammals
In the vast sea of species that comprise the animal kingdom
Hamsters reach sexual maturity within a few weeks after birth
And if left to their own devices, rodents begin reproducing right away
Another characteristic that hamsters have
Is two large glands on each side of their body
Close to the position of their hips (thanks)
When the hamster awakens full of energy
And ready to play in the afternoon or early evening
Make sure he has toys and food to enjoy
Just like humans, hamsters are susceptible to colds
And can actually catch a cold from you
A good preventative measure is to keep your hamster away from-
Do the hamster, the hamsters
Do the hamster, the hamsters, the hamsters
For all practical purposes, the pet hamster has no tail
Instead, he has a short tapered stub that contributes
To the compact, cylindrical shape of the hamster's physique
Signs of a healthy hamster: bright lively eyes, clean erect ears
Well-formed and trimmed incisors, hearty appetite
Barrel-shaped physique and an alert expression
Hamsters are famous for their puffy cheek pouches
The holding capacity of the pouches is such that they
Double the size of the hamster's head when they fill completely
Take your time in interacting with your new hamster
Even if she seems ready for play, introduce yourself gradually
You will both benefit in the long run
The hamster has consistently been voted
The most popular small pet of the nineteen nineties
Hail satan, prince of darkness
