笨小笨Harper Valley Pta歌词由Jeannie C. Riley演唱，出自专辑《Laugh Along with the Funniest Country Songs Ever》，下面是《Harper Valley Pta》完整版歌词！
Harper Valley Pta歌词完整版
Harper Valley Pta - Jeannie C. Riley
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I want to tell you all a story
我想给大家讲个故事
About a harper valley widowed wife
关于一个在哈柏谷丧偶的妻子
Who had a teenage daughter
她有一个十几岁的女儿
Who attended harper valley junior high
谁上过HarperValley的初中
Well her daughter came home one afternoon
一天下午她女儿回家
And didn't even stop to play
甚至没有停下脚步
She said
她说
Mom i got a note here from the harper valley pta
妈妈我收到了来自HarperValley的家委会的通知
Well the note says mrs johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
纸条上写着约翰逊夫人你的裙子太高了
It's been reported you've been drinkin and a runnin round with men and goin wild
据说你喝了酒和男人鬼混失去理智
Now we don't believe you ought to be
现在我们不相信你应该
A bringin up your little girl this way
这样带着你的小女儿
And it was signed by the secretary harper valley pta
上面签字的是部长HarperValleyPTA
Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon
正好家长会那天下午要开会
And boy were they surprised as mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
天哪当约翰逊夫人穿着超短裙走进房间时他们惊讶不已
And as she walked up to the blackboard
当她走向黑板时
I can still recall the word she had to say
我依然记得她说的话
She said i'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta
她说我想在HarperValley家长会上发言
Now there's bobby taylor sittin there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
当他不在的时候泰勒夫人好像用了很多钻石
And mr baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
贝克先生你能否告诉我们为什么你的秘书要离开这个城镇
And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
难道不该叫寡妇琼斯把窗帘拉下来吗
Now mr harper couldn't be here cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again
现在Harper先生不能来了因为他在Kelly酒吧待了太久了
And if you smell shirley thompson's
如果你闻到雪莉·汤普森的味道
Breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
深呼吸你会发现她喝了一口杜松子酒
And then you have the nerve to tell me
然后你还好意思跟我说
As a mother you think that i ain't fit
作为一个母亲你觉得我不合适
Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits
这只是个小地方你们都是HarperValley的伪君子
Now i wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
现在我不愿搭理你因为事实就是如此
That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta
那天我妈妈带着枪去参加HarperValley的家长会
That day my mama socked it to em at the harper valley pta
那天我妈妈在HarperValley的家长会上给了他们一个机会
