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Friends S02E21 (口白)歌词完整版

Stocks and bonds are moving higher

Why are we watching the Business Channel

Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials MEG on it MEG

Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again

But when it does it's exciting

Okay honey you really need a job

Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview

Right there That's the third sign today Right there

On behalf of everyone I'd just like to sayHuh

No you just said dad And everywhere I go today

I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father

Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet

Which is my father's last name

And they were serving franks

Which is his first name minus the s at the end

And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken

His lndian name

No Because I chickened out the last time

When I tried to meet him So coincidences I don't think so

Very freaky Eerie

Who wants the last hamburger

That's it Now I have to go see him

Why

Hamburger McDonald's

Old McDonald had a farm My dad is a pharmacist

The One With the Bullies

2 21

Man I am so beat

You wanna forget racquetball and hang out

Yeah all right

Hey you're in our seats Sorry we didn't know

We were sitting there

Okay There is one more way to say it

Who knows it

Was that supposed to be funny Actually I was going for colorful

What's with this guy What's with you

Nothing Nothing's with him

Enjoy your coffee

What just happened

I just took your hat See I can be funny too

My joke is that I took your hat

That is funny

Can I have it back

You know what I think you're very funny

Kudos on that hat joke

But come on guys just give him back the hat

Why should we

Because it's a special hat

He bought it because he was feeling down one day

So he got the hat

To cheer himself up you know

Chandler Stop talking Stop talking now

Let me get this straight You're stealing my hat

You got a problem

I just want to make sure we're on the same page

How'd the interview go

It bit

It was a 50s theme restaurant 50

I'd have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter

I was a sous chef at Cafe des Artistes

How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne and Curly Fries QQ

Don't do it How can I not do it

I have 127 in the bank 127

Monica relax Go get a beer

I don't want a beer

Who said it was for you

What's the matter

Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat

No You're kidding

It was ridiculous These guys were bullies

Actual bullies

We're grownups This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore

Oh no wait a minute I have no one

Let's go down there and get your hat back

Forget it It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now

I went up What

Do you realize that if I'd invested my 127 in myself yesterday 127

That l'd like have a lot more than that today

You know what I'm going to do it

Do what Put all my money in me

You don't know a thing about the stock market

What's to know Buy sell High low Bears bulls

Yes Manhattan

Telephone number for the stock

Selling store

See I told you these pillows would be a good idea

Oh God

Here we go

For the first time in my life I'm gonna sayHi Birth Father

We love you We're here for you Good luck

Thanks

Hey Rach you want some sandwich

What is in that

Olive loaf and ham spread No mayo

No because mayo that would make it gross

Run Phoebe run No no doggy please

I do so want to love all animals Please no Back off

You got a bone Are you kidding

Look kibbles Bits

Get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap

Okay All right We have a problem

Why don't you take his trampoline

Okay doggy get the sandwich

Go get the sandwich Good doggy Get the sandwich

The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich

What does that tell you

Lf he's not going to eat it I will Are you crazy

He's just a little dog

Hey What

Do you have to be a Century 21 real estate agent

To get to wear those cool jackets

Do you say this stuff to girls

Isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat

And look where they're sitting

You're joking right You guys just walked through the door

Maybe we didn't make it clear enough

This couch belongs to us

I'll tell you what you call the couch

And then we'll call the couch

And we'll see who it comes to

You know I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here

All right that's it

I have had enough of this

Gunther

These guys are trying to take our seat

Fellas these guys were here first

Oh sorry didn't realize

There you go

Thank you Gunther

We didn't want to have to go and do that

You told on us

Don't play with his thing I know

All right

Let's take this outside

Let's take this outside

Who talks like that

The guy who's about to kick your a*s talks like that

You had to ask

Okay okay look See

The thing is we're not gonna fight you guys

Here's the deal

You won't have to so long as you never ever show your faces here again

I think you played the Gunther card too soon

Hey Pheebs I think you're good to go

Yeah I don't know

What's the matter

I just think that this was a really bad sign

Like the beast at the threshold

It's just I have no family left except for my grandmother

But let's face it she's not gonna be around forever

Despite what she says

And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb

I don't know This is my real father

And I want things to be like just right

I completely understand

Whatever you need

Hey you want to go home

Okay thanks Sorry again

What was that

I'm guessing the threshold's clear now

Come on time is money my friend

Thank you

Time is money my friend

You missed Takes money to make money

And Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt

I made 17 before breakfast What have you done

I had breakfast here so technically I saved 3 50

How did you make 17

Well my financially challenged friends

I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY CHPZXY

How come those

Well CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada CHP

And ZXY because I think it sounds zexy ZXY

What happened to MEG MEG

MEG was good for me but I dumped her MEG

My motto isGet out before they go down

That is so not my motto

How's the dog

Okay I talked to the vet People are so nice upstate

He said the little fella's gonna be okay and I can get him tomorrow

Good Thank God

But he did have to have a bunch of stitches

And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back

So still hoping

Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay

I don't want to meet my father over the phone

What will I say Hi I'm the daughter you abandoned

Oh by the way I broke your dog

Hey Pheebs if you want I'll do it

Listen just don't say anything about me okay

Don't

Be too long with the phone

She'll be a much better friend once the market closes

It's a woman

So talk to her

I know where your dog is

I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new 24

Within 24 hours

Goodbye

Why the voice Hard to say

Your cappuccino sir

Thank you

This is better than the coffeehouse Absolutely

How come it's not mixing with the water

The package says to keep it moving

Stir and drink never let it settle

This is ridiculous

After I get back from my niece's christening

I'll go to the coffeehouse with you and we'll have a cup of coffee

No problem Joey's there

I don't want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee

And I don't want to drink cappuccino with a k

I say you and I go and stand up to those guys

All right hang on a second there Custer

Ross have you ever been beaten up before

Yeah sure

By someone besides Monica

So what

So we get beaten up Maybe that's something a man has to go through

Like a rite of passage or something

Couldn't we just lose our virginities again

Because I think actually mine's growing back

I need 100 What 100

Welcome home

To get back in the game When did you get out

I lost it all I lost it

I've come to terms with it you have to too

Look Mon I'm really sorry

Where are we on the 100

I don't have it

But I need it

You know with the dancing and the costumes

Nobody does honey

Noodle

Oh my God What the hell happened to my dog

It was an accident

And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose

She's a vegetarian

Are these stitches

Yeah eight of them That's 56 to him 56

If it's raining you can't let him look up

Because that cone will fill up fast

Thanks for bringing back what's left of him

Ls Frank home How do you know Frank

Just from a long time ago Is he here

What

I mean Frank Senior

He went out for groceries

Will he be back soon

He left four years ago We're expecting him back any minute

I'm gonna go

I'm sorry about the dog Everything

I'm sorry

Hey lady

Hey wait up

How do you know my dad Well I don't really

Just genetically

He's kind of my dad too

Heavy

So did he ever talk about me Phoebe

No but he didn't really talk about anything

Except stilts

Stilts Yeah he loved stilts

One time I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse

And all of a sudden I look over

He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving

Because he was happiest when he was on his stilts

I don't know what to do with that

Me neither

So are you like my big sister

This is huge You can buy me beer

I'm not gonna

But you know what's cool If you had a friend named Pete I could say

I know Pete He's friends with my brother

I got a friend named Mark That'll work too

Cool All right

So maybe you know I could give you a call sometime

We could talk or something

Yeah that'd be okay All right

I'm in the book

So stilts huh

If you want I can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter

How long does coffee take Would you come on Come on

Thank you

There we go I think we proved our point

You burn your mouth Cannot feel my tongue

Bullies Big bullies

Look who's here It's the weenies

Did we not make ourselves clear the other day

That's why we're here

Yes we're standing our ground

Apparently

Let's do this already

You got a weapon

A nice watch I don't want to break it on your ribs

All right let's do this

What do you mean It's sharp it's metal

I think I can do some serious damage with it

Or your keys

Here's what we'll do

We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there

All right

All right come on man Let's do it

Before I forget are we hitting faces

Of course Why wouldn't you hit faces

I have to work on Monday I have a big presentation

Actually I gotta show this apartment tomorrow

And this no faces thing might not be a bad idea

Nothing from the neck up

Or the waist down

Dana's ovulating Really You guys trying again

Let me get this straight We're talking about the middle

Come on

You want a piece of this I'm standing here

Those guys are taking our stuff

God that was amazing That was incredible

You guys kicked butt Us What about you guys

You really gave it to old Mr Clean back there

He was a big guy Yeah he was wasn't he

I wouldn't know having missed everything

Don't do that to yourself

Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope

So listen guys

Are we okay here

We're okay

So can I have my hat back

Oh my God Look at her

Hi Monica

How's it going

Hey nice boobs

Excellent