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Pants歌词完整版
Pants - VeggieTales
Written by：Ian Eskelin/Douglas McKelvey
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Pants
Welcome viewers what comes next
A pair of pants with stripes or checks
Dig in your wallet dump out your purse
Who'll be the one to buy the first pair
You can wear 'em if you're big
You can wear 'em if you're small
They're pants if you're shorts
And shorts if you're tall
You can wear 'em in the spring
You can wear 'em in the fall
They're pants if you're shorts
And shorts if you're tall
Sold five so far down to twenty
Look what you get
For a little bit of money
Down to your feet
And up to your tummy
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
If you buy right now tonight
We'll throw you a set of Ginsu Knives
A pair of pants could change your life
One easy payment 995
See the tag on the back
One size fits all
They're pants if you're shorts
And shorts if you're tall
You can wear 'em to the farm
You can wear 'em to the mall
They're pants if you're shorts
And shorts if you're tall
16 more were down to 4
You can't buy these in any store
They're just like your granddaddy wore
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
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Pants have six legs less than a squid
It's a verb for a dog
And a noun for a kid
With a pair of pants you're not alone
You can dance with your pants
'Till the cows come home
This pair of pants will win your heart
We accept most credit cards
A stretchy waist elastic band
Make these your buffet eatin' pants
Trousers slacks or corduroys
Pants bestow a special joy
As seen on the screen of your TV
These pants can hide unsightly knees
This pair is made with high grade vinyl
Don't hesitate all sales are final
To summarize you might recall
They're pants if you're shorts
And shorts if you're tall
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
Pants
4 3 2 1
Going going going done
We're outta pants we gotta run
Pants
You've got some skinny legs
Pants
