笨小笨Idiot’s Guide to Idiots (Explicit)歌词由Matt Burt&The Busy Dead演唱，出自专辑《Gravedigger’s Blues (Explicit)》，下面是《Idiot’s Guide to Idiots (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
Idiot’s Guide to Idiots (Explicit)歌词完整版
I want to take a shower
Under the Eiffel Tower
Wash away all this bad blood
Deep in the Mississippi mad mud
Can’t stand this feeling
Don’t know what to do
If I can’t even help myself
How the hell am I ever going to help you?
Self-help and the rehab
12 steps to nowhere
The more they say they gonna help you baby
The more we ain’t goin’no where
I keep drinkin’to help my thinkin’
Help me!.. Think ‘bout what I need
I need an Idiot’s Guide to Idiots
If I could only read.
Dark bottles on my secret shelf
Don’t see my shadows shinin’
They all keep on toastin’to my health
When it’s this bug juice that’s got me dyin’
Concert by the numbers
Get your magic crayons out
Color in all the pages baby
Whatcha think it’s all ‘bout
Rock’n’roll cardboard
Jumping up and down
But it's a mean trampoline baby
When you smash the edge and hit the ground
Self-help and the rehab
12 steps to nowhere
Show ‘em how to dance down at the disco
Like I was jerking off in the electric chair
I keep drinkin’to help my thinkin’
Help me!.. Think ‘bout what I need
An Idiot’s Guide to Idiots
If I could only read.
Dark bottles on my secret shelf
Don’t see my shadows shinin’
Ya’ll keep on toastin’to my health
When it’s this devil’s juice that’s got me dyin’
Everyone listens to The Meters*(As in the fantastic band from New Orleans)
When they practice their guitar
But the four is where I say it is
So fuck it if you can’t hear that far
Got a treasure trove down in Hades
Got to keep it quiet
Every day they play the dark 80’s
Whisper in the megaphone to calm the riot
Lick the ink off the obituary
Die in N.Y.C alone
My corpse covered in a million bugs
In my stacked up hoarder’s home
I keep drinkin’to help my thinkin’
Help me!.. Think ‘bout what I need
I need an Idiots’Guide to Idiots
If I could only read
Dark bottles on my secret shelf
Don’t see my shadows shinin’
Ya’ll keep on toastin’to my health
When it’s this devil’s juice that’s got me dyin’
