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You gotta start off each day with a song
Now even when things go wrong
You'll feel better you'll even look better
I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go getter
Now the way that you shake my hand
Will tell me how I stand
Now isn't it better to go through life
With a smile and a song
Than walking around with a face 11 miles long
Now you know that you can't go wrong
If you start off each day with a song
You gotta start off each day with a song
Oh sing it to me boy
Even when things go wrong
Sing it for the hoi poloi
You'll feel better you'll even look better
Ah that music it does somethin' to me
I wish I knew what it was
Last night I was telling Umbriago
About my latest concerto
Called Tony's push cart
He said Tony's push cart how does it go
I said it doesn't go you have to push it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I got a million of 'em a million of 'em
Now you know that you can't go wrong
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes
If you start off each day with a song
You gotta start off each boys please soft soft
A little more fortissimo I wanna relate a yarn
Turn back the pages of history and what do you see
Madison Square Garden a Rodeo
And there I was interviewing a prize winning cow
I asked her to tell the radio public how she feels
She said moo she's contented
I'm contented but her husband ain't
So what happens The bull ups to me I ups to him
And without any preliminaries I'm flat on my back
Being a gentlemen I apologize nut the bull's not satisfied
He demands an autopsy
So I grabs him by the tail and what happens
He flips his tail I lands on his head
He flips his head I lands on his tail
He's playing ping pong with me and I'm losing
Just then the bull is ready to charge again
I gets an idea
I starts singing 'South Of The Border Down Mexico Way'
And what happens the bull starts crying
But even regardless I keeps on singin'
This time with the castanets
That's too much for the bull and he collapses
A cheer goes up I'm saved and the moral is
You've gotta start off each day with a song
You gotta start off each day with a song
Oh boy your singing now
Even when things go wrong
Oh Jimmy your a wow
You'd feel better
You know I'm walking down Broadway
And who taps me on the shoulder
My pal Hit 'Em In The Head Schwartz
I said who you working for now
He said the same bunch
The wife and the kids
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now isn't it better to go through life with a smile and a song
Then walking around with a face 11 miles long
Now you know that you can't go wrong
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes
If you start off each day with a song
