笨小笨The Day I Jumped from Uncle Harvey’s Plane歌词由Roger Miller演唱，出自专辑《Dear Folks， Sorry I Haven’t Written Lately》，下面是《The Day I Jumped from Uncle Harvey’s Plane》完整版歌词！
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(The Day I Jumped) From Uncle Harvey's Plane - Roger Miller
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Me 'n' Oliver 'n' Virgil was in the drugstore killing time
我和Oliver还有Virgil在药店消磨时光
When my eyes fell upon this magazine
当我的目光落在这本杂志上
And I got to reading this article on sky-diving and parachuting
我读了一篇关于跳伞的文章
And it said jumping out of air-planes was the thing
上面说从飞机上跳下来是最重要的事
Now being raised down on a farm and always ready for adventure
现在在农场长大随时准备冒险
I knew that I could figure out a way
我知道我能想出办法
I said “Well Delmer Gill's got a parachute and Uncle Harvey's got an air-plane”
我说好吧德尔默吉尔有降落伞哈维叔叔有飞机
So I said “Call the boys together today's the day”
所以我说叫上兄弟们就在今天
Well I found out too late what Uncle Harvey called an air-plane
我发现哈维叔叔所谓的飞机已经太晚了
Was nothing but an engine and a wing
不过是发动机和机翼
And I could feel my fear a-rising as Delmer packed the parachute
当Delmer准备好降落伞时我感觉恐惧感油然而生
'Cos he kept telling me I was doing the right thing
因为他一直告诉我我做的是正确的事
Ron McLoughlin shook my hand as JD strapped me in the harness
JD帮我系上安全带RonMcLoughlin和我握手
And Tildon brought a jug and passed it around
蒂尔登拿来一个罐子递给大家
I took one look at that parachute and that whisky and that air-plane
我看了一眼降落伞威士忌和飞机
And I turned that bottle up and drank it down
我把酒瓶开大一饮而尽
Well I was drunker'n Cooter Jones when they poured me in the plane
当他们把我倒进飞机里我喝得醉醺醺的
The engine coughed and headed for the clouds
引擎嘎吱作响一声飞向云端
But I was sober as a judge by the time they opened up the door
但他们打开门的时候我已经清醒得很
And I've never known my heart to beat so loud
我从未意识到我的心跳如此剧烈
I said “Harvey I can't do it” as he kicked me out the door
我说哈维我做不到他把我踢出门去
And I wrapped my hands around the landing gear
我用手握住起落架
And I was holding on real good 'til Harvey stepped down on my fingers
我坚持不懈直到哈维让我倒下
And Virgil said he heard me scream from way down there
Virgil说他听到我在远处尖叫
Well I thanked God and Delmer Gill when my parachute finally opened
当我的降落伞终于打开时我感谢上帝和德尔默·吉尔
I said “Well hell there ain't no use in being afraid”
我说害怕也没有用
And I went crashing through the hen house scattering chickens and breaking eggs
我穿过鸡舍四处撒鸡打碎鸡蛋
And I kissed the ground and fainted dead away
我亲吻着大地渐渐晕倒
Now friends I've done some fighting and I've been shot at once or twice
朋友们我经历过战斗我中过一两枪
And I've durn near been run over by a train
我差点被火车碾过
But I don't think I remember being any more afraid
但我不记得我有多害怕
Than the day I jumped from Uncle Harvey's plane
比我从哈维叔叔的飞机上跳下来的那一天更开心
