笨小笨The Laws of Gossip (Explicit)歌词由hard-ons演唱，出自专辑《I’m Sorry Sir， That Riff’s Been Taken (Explicit)》，下面是《The Laws of Gossip (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
The Laws of Gossip (Explicit)歌词完整版
Yeah!
Oh, like a rat up an aqueduct, a squirrel up a tree
The natural laws of gossip find a natural company
Ah, ah
Oh, the chase, is it so much better than the catch?
With the story so good, you can fuck up all the facts
Ah, ah
Schadenfreude like haemorrhoids
A dollop on yer polyp in the crease that joins
Ah
These things we know as true
The truth, it cleaves us stronger than glue
And tears us apart
Whether it’s a tickle or a nibble, you can live on it for days
The sweetness and the sour dribble down like mayonnaise
Ah, ah
Ah, a whisper in your ear or a shout to the globe
You’ve told me watcha think, tell me watcha know
Ah
These things we know as true
The truth, it cleaves us stronger than glue
And pulls us apart
The titillation wrung
From a story just begun
Let the blood run free
Let the free blood run
These things we know as true
The truth, it cleaves us stronger than glue
Tears us apart
