笨小笨Shticks and Stones (Explicit)歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《Allan Sherman Live at the Hollywood Bowl， Act Two (Explicit)》，下面是《Shticks and Stones (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
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Oh salesmen come and salesmen go
And my best one is gone I know
And if he don't come back to me
I'll have to close the factory
Gimme jack cohen and I don't care
Gimme jack cohen and I don't care
Gimme jack cohen and I don't care
But the best it's gone away
I'm upside down
My head is turning around
Because I gotta sell the house in levittown
Little david susskind
Shut up
Please don't talk
Please don't talk
Little david susskind
Me first
Then you'll talk
I went down to mt
Sinai hospital
To see my old zaydie there
And I said
Thanks god
For the blue cross
And I wish we had the medicare
God bless you
Jerry mendelbaum
Let nothing you dismay
This may you had a rotten month
So what is there to say
Let's hope next may is better
And good things will come your way
And you won't have a feeling of dismay
Next may
Oh when the paint'ners
Go marching in
Oh when the paint'ners
Go marching in
Just make sure they put a dropcloth
When the paint'ners go marching in
Yasha got a bottle of geritol
Geritol
Geritol
Yasha got a bottle of geritol
And he knocked a whole in the wall
That's all
No wall
I gave my love a chicken
It had no bone
I gave my love a cherry
It had no stone
I gave my love a baby
And then
You see
My love got very angry and she said to me
I didn't mind the chicken
Without the bone
I didn't mind the cherry
Without the stone
But when you give a baby
It's just one thing
You oughta give at least
An engagement ring
The catskill ladies sing this song
Hoo hah
Hoo hah
Sitting on the front porch playing mah jongg
All hoo hah day
Oh I'm melvin rose of texas
And my friends all call me tex
When I lived in old new mexico
They used to call me mex
When I lived in old kentucky
They called me old kentuck
I was born in old shamokin
Which is why they call me melvin rose
Mammy's little baby loves matzoh
Matzoh
Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls
Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of
Lots and lots of matzoh balls
Stole the skillet
Stole the lead
Stole a lotta balls
Made of pesach bread
Stole the chicken
Out of the soup
Stole the pot
And made a lot of chicken soup
Mammy's little baby loves matzoh
Matzoh
Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls
Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of
Lots and lots of mat zoh oh
Balls
