笨小笨Jubilee Sovereign歌词由Stanley Holloway演唱，出自专辑《The Inspirational Stanley Holloway - The Hits》，下面是《Jubilee Sovereign》完整版歌词！
Jubilee Sovereign歌词完整版
Jubilee Sovereign - Stanley Holloway
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Written by：Marriott Edgar
Written by：Marriott Edgar
On jubilee day the ramsbottoms
在千禧年的那一天我穿上了蓝底高跟鞋
Asked all their relations to tea
邀请他们所有的亲戚一起喝茶
Including young Albert's grandmother
包括小阿尔伯特的奶奶
An awkward old party were she
她是不是一个拙的人
She'd seen queen Victoria's jub lee
她见过维多利亚女王的朱布李
And her wedding to Albert the good
她和Albert的婚礼
But got quite upset when young Albert
但当年轻的Albert
Asked how she'd got on in the flood
问她在洪水中过得怎么样
She cast quite a damper on party
她在舞会上令人扫兴
But cheered up a bit after tea
但喝过茶之后精神振奋
And gave Albert a real golden sovrin
给了Albert一把真正的黄金手枪
She'd saved since the last jubilee
她从上一个千禧年的时候就开始存钱
It had picture of queen on the one side
一面是女王的画像
And a dragon fight on the reverse
与恶龙殊死搏斗
And tasted of camphor and cobwebs
品尝着樟脑和蜘蛛网的滋味
Through being so long in her purse
在她包里待了这么久
Albert cuddled the coin and he kissed it
Albert抱着硬币亲吻它
And felt the rough edge with his tongue
他用舌头触碰着粗糙的The Verge
For he knew by the look of his father
因为他从父亲的表情就知道
It wouldn't be his very longer
他很快就会死去
Shall I get your money box abler
我能否帮你把钱取出来
Said mother so coaxing and sweet
她说妈妈温柔又温柔
But Albert let drop an expression
但Albert说了一句话
He must have picked up in the street
他肯定是在街上捡来的
I'll show you a trick with that sovrin
Said pa who were hovering near
爸爸说他在附近徘徊
Then he took and pretended to eat it
然后他假装吃了
Then brought it back out of his ear
然后从他的耳朵里拿出来
This magic filled Albert with wonder
这种魔法让阿尔伯特充满了奇迹
And before you could say uncle dick
He'd got the coin back from his father
他从父亲那里拿回了硬币
And performed the first part of the trick
When they saw as he'd swallered his suffering
当他们看到他忍气吞声
With excitement his relatives burned
激动万分他的亲戚被烧死了
And each one suggested some process
每一个都说明了一个过程
For getting the money returned
把钱还回来
Some were for fishing with tweezers
有些是用来钓鱼的
Well some were for shaking it out
有些人是为了摆脱困境
If they only got back a few shillings
如果他们只拿回几分钱就好了
They said would be better of the nowt
他们说这样会更好
They tried holding Albert head downwards
他们试图把Albert头朝下
And giving his back a good thump
给他重重一击
Reals uncle who worked for a chemist
真正的叔叔为化学家工作
Said there's nowt for it but stummick pump
他说没有别的办法只有Stummick帮我
They hadn't a stummick pump Andy
他们没有好货
But pa did the best that he could
但爸爸已经竭尽所能
With a bicycle pump as he'd borrowed
带着他借来的打气筒
But that weren't a haporth of good
但那不是一个美好的港湾
At the last they to came to the doctor
最后他们去看了医生
Who looked down his throat through a glass
透过玻璃杯看他的喉咙
And said this'll mean operation
他说这意味着行动
He afraid out to laugh to have gas
他害怕笑出声来
How much is this were going to cost us
我们要花多少钱
Said father beginning to squirm
父亲说他开始不安起来
Said the doctor it comes quite expensive
医生说这东西很贵
The best gas is it eightpence a therm
最好的东西是不是一瓶八便士的那种东西
There's my time four shillings an hour
这就是我的时间一小时四个便士
You can't do these things in two ticks
你不可能一蹴而就
By rights I should charge you a guinea
按理说我应该收你一分钱
But I'll do it for eighteen and six
但我愿意付出代价
What eighteen and six to get sovrin said father
什么十八岁和六岁才能得到Sovrin爸爸说
That doesn't sound sense
这听起来毫无道理
I'll tell you what you'd best keep
我会告诉你你最好守口如瓶
Albert and give me the odd eighteen pence
Albert再给我剩下的十八便士
The doctor concurred this arrangement
医生同意这样的安排
But to this day is stands in some doubt
但直到今天我依然心怀疑虑
As to whether he's in eighteen shillings
他是否有18个铜板
Or whether he's eighteen pence out
也不知道他是否身无分文
