笨小笨Swimmin’ With the Wimmin’歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《Emotional Days And Nights》，下面是《Swimmin’ With the Wimmin’》完整版歌词！
Swimmin’ With the Wimmin’歌词完整版
Swimmin' With The Wimmin' - George Formby
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Now every year about July
现在每年7月左右
When summer time canes round
当夏日时节藤条遍地
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
海边有好多好多人
Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest
有些人打高尔夫或网球有些人喜欢休息片刻
But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best
但这是我最喜欢的运动
When I go swimmin' with the wimmin'
当我带着武器游泳时
Ee I do have a real good time
我真的很开心
Bobbing up and down in the water
在水中浮浮沉沉
It comes just below my Mason Dixie line
就在我的MasonDixie界限之下
To see the ladies do their exercises
看姑娘们锻炼身体
You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming
你肯定想不到他们当中有一半人很苗条
And when the girls stand up to sneeze
当姑娘们站起来打喷嚏时
You can see their housemaids knees
你可以看见她们的女佣跪倒在地
If you go swimming with the wimming
如果你和游泳健将一起游泳
Now even when I am at home
现在即使我在家里
And working day to day
日复一日地工作
I always do look forward to my half day holiday
我总是盼望着我的半天假期
The people don't invite me out
人们不会邀请我出门
They know my half day's mixed
他们知道我这半天的心情很复杂
I go out to the baths that day
那天我去洗澡
Because the bathing's mixed
因为这是混合的洗澡水
And I go swimming with the wimming
我和游泳健将一起游泳
And I do have a real good time
我真的过得很开心
I go bobbing up and down in the water
我在水中浮浮沉沉
With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline
和一个叫Adeline的漂亮女孩在一起
You ought to see her latest bathing costume
你应该看看她最新的泳衣
It's nothing but a little bit of trimming
这不过是一点修饰
And what I took to be her face
我把她的脸当成了脸
Turned out to be a different place
结果是不同的地方
When I went swimming with the wimning
当我和朋友一起游泳时
One day I went in with some of my relations
有一天我和我的几个亲戚走了进去
And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in
有人把我的吉姆叔叔推了进去
He came up gasping for his breath
他气喘吁吁地出现
And shouted "What a lovely death
大声说多么美好的死亡
To die when swimming with the wimming
与游泳健将同归于尽
Once I went swimming with the wimming
有一次我和游泳健将一起游泳
And I did feel a big soft thing
我真的感觉到一种柔软的感觉
A woman went and fainted in the water
一个女人晕倒在水中
And where she disappeared it left a ring
她消失的地方留下了一枚戒指
So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on
所以我几乎一丝不挂地投入其中
And swam until my eyesight started dimming
随波逐流直到我的视线开始模糊
And after fighting for my life
在为生命而战之后
I found I'd gone and saved the wife
我发现我走了救了我的妻子
So I've chucked swimming with the wimming
所以我不愿随波逐流
