笨小笨A Simple Desultory Philippic歌词由Paul Simon演唱，出自专辑《Only Playing》，下面是《A Simple Desultory Philippic》完整版歌词！
A Simple Desultory Philippic歌词完整版
A Simple Desultory Philippic - Paul Simon
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Lyrics by：Paul Frederic Simon
Composed by：Paul Frederic Simon
A Simple Desultory Philippic
简简单单的胡言乱语
Or How I Was Lyndon Johnson'd Into Submission
我是如何屈服于林登·约翰逊的
I was Union Jacked Kerouac'd
我是工会的杰克·凯鲁亚克
John Birched stopped and searched
约翰·伯奇停下脚步四处搜寻
Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind
尽情放纵尽情放纵直到我盲目无知
I've been Ayn Randed nearly branded
我已经被艾恩牧场打上了烙印
Communist 'cause I'm left-handed
共产主义因为我是个左撇子
That's the hand I use well never mind
这是我常用的手法好吧没关系
I've been Walt Disneyed Diz Disleyed
我就像迪士尼乐园里的迪士尼乐园
John Lennoned Krishna Menoned
约翰·列侬纳德克里希纳·梅侬德
Walter Brennan'd punched out Cassius Clay
沃特·布伦南揍了卡修斯·克莱
I've heard the truth from Lenny Bruce
我从兰尼·布鲁斯那里听到了真相
And all my wealth won't buy me health
我的财富买不到健康
So I smoke a pint of tea a day
于是我每天抽一品脱茶
I knew a man his brain so small
我认识一个人他的脑袋好小
He couldn't think of nothin' at all
他什么都想不出来
He's not the same as you and me
他和你我不一样
He doesn't dig poetry
他不懂诗
He's so unhip that when you say Dylan
他真的好没种你说Dylan的时候
He thinks you're talkin' about Dylan Thomas
他以为你在说迪伦·托马斯
Whoever he is
不管他是谁
The man ain't got no culture
这家伙没有文化
But it's alright Ma
但是没关系妈妈
It's just somethin' I learned over in England
这是我在英国学到的道理
I've been James Joyced Rolls Royced
我就像詹皇Joyced开着劳斯莱斯
Mick Jaggered silver daggered
米克贾格银匕首
Andy Warhol won't you please come home
安迪·沃霍尔你能否回家来
I've been mother fathered aunt and uncled
我做过母亲做过父亲做过阿姨没有受过伤
Tom Wilsoned Art Garfunkeled
汤姆·威尔逊·阿尔特·加芬克尔德
Barry Kornfeld's mother's on the phone
巴瑞·科恩费尔德的母亲打来电话
When in London do as I do
当我在伦敦时就像我一样
Find yourself a friendly haiku
给自己找一首友好的俳句
Go to sleep for ten or fifteen years
长眠不起十年或十五年
