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Friends S05E05 (口白)歌词完整版

Ls Rachel here No she's out shopping

Watch that sunrise

D**n What's going on

I told Emily to come

And I just need to you know talk to Rachel about it

I'm getting tired of always sneaking around

Me too What if we went away for the weekend No interruptions

Wait a minute

When Emily comes you won't see Rachel anymore

We could be naked the entire time

All weekend That's a whole lot of naked

I'm focusing on the I get to see my wife part

I'll say I have a conference and you can have a chef thing

And not on the part that makes me do this

I wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey

So you'll never be in a room together

Okay You know you're not though

How will that even work

I'm going to a culinary fair in Jersey this weekend

I have no idea I mean

Let's go Okay Wait

What about Joey

But I assure you I will figure it out

How weird Chandler just said he's got a conference there

It doesn't seem like it'll work

That's funny Seems like Chandler's conference could've been

Monica

This is what nine looks like 9

Hi guys

What time is it

In Connecticut or Vermont

Nine 9

What's going on

RainystariPod MP4

That's because you always sleep till noon silly

We're flipping Monica's mattress

I'm not in charge of where the conference is held

Do you want people to think it's fake It's a real conference

So I'm thinking basically we pick it up and then we flip it

I guess I'll get washed up then

That's better than my way

Hey guys would you flip mine too

Oh man

Oh look A letter from my mom

So Rach

You know how Emily's coming

Oh yeah I know

Can you hear anything

Yeah somebody just said Can you hear anything

Hey Joey's a*s

What are you doing

Remember when they fought and broke up

And we were stuck here all night with no food

When Ross said Rachel at the wedding I figured it'd happen again

So I hid this in here

Candy bars crossword puzzles

Mad Libs Mine

OkayName of someone in room Chandler

Come on seriously

What do you got in here Magazines Doritos

Condoms

You don't know how long we'll be in here

We may have to repopulate the Earth

And condoms are the way to do that

Anyway it all boils down to this

The last time I talked to Emily Oh my God Our dog died

What Oh my God LaPooh our dog

LaPooh's still alive

Sorry

It says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for

Nineteen blocks 19

Oh my God Sweetie we heard you crying

I know it's LaPooh right now but it'll get better

I can't believe it We're here

Chocolates on the pillows I love that

You should live with Joey Rolos everywhere

This is so great No one's gonna bother us

And we're gonna do it

I'm gonna do it with Monica

Chandler stop yelling that you and I are gonna do it

I'll be right back Okay

Oh yes

Get in here There's a high speed car chase on

We're switching rooms

Oh dear God They gave us glasses

The glasses have lipstick on them

Who knows what else they didn't change

You wanna switch rooms because they didn't switch the glasses

I didn't wanna say anything but the carpet smells too

I want this weekend to be perfect We can change rooms can't we

Okay but let's do it now Chopper five just lost its feed 5

Forget it

You know how there was something I wanted to talk to you about

Oh yeah

I'm trying to work things out with Emily

Well there's this

One thing

Here goes

I made a promise that

What Your nose is bleeding

Oh God You're bleeding

Oh not again This happened when my grandfather died

Sorry

Gross

Okay So I'm sorry What did you want to tell me

Sorry Sorry

I can't see you anymore

I know it's ridiculous I can't see you either All right

I'm just gonna go shove a bunch of tissues in my nose

Hey do you wanna tell me while I do that

I'm good

I think you'll like this room more Okay great

They say he's only got half a tank left

Half a tank Still lots of high speed chasing to do

I'll bet he's heading for Canada They always do

We're switching rooms again What Why

This has a garden view We paid for an ocean view

Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you

The carpet smelled Like ocean

No like feet

Excuse me Can I talk to you over here for just a second

These clowns want to take us for a ride I won't let them

We're not a couple of suckers

I hear you Mugsy

All these rooms are fine

Just pick one so I can watch the

Have a perfect magical weekend together with you

Oh man he almost hit a gas truck

Do you ever watch Baywatch

This one I like Nothing Nothing It's over d**n it

This is regularly scheduled programming

I wanted to see them talk to his neighbors Well I'm standing right here

You could talk to me You didn't know him

Can we turn the TV off

Do we really want to spend the weekend like this

Am I getting in the way of the room switching fun

Don't blame me for tonight

Who should I blame The nice bellman

Or the idiot who thought he could drive

From Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas

Do not speak ill of the dead

We're supposed to be spending a romantic weekend together

What's the matter

I just want to watch a little television

Jeez relax Mom

What did you say

I saidJeez relax Mon

You know what Chandler You like fast getaways Watch this

I don't like fast getaways I like car chases

Hey what's up Hey

I've been wanting to tell you something and I just have to get it out

Okay What's up

Okay before I tell you I just have to know

Is your nose okay

Are all the other family pets in good health

But you know he's a tough little turtle

You know how you said to do whatever it takes to fix my marriage

Yeah I told you to give Emily whatever she wants

And while that was good advice you should know that what she wants

Is for me not to see you anymore

That's crazy You can't do that What are you going to tell her

Oh my God

You've already agreed to this

It's awful I know

But I have to do this if I want my marriage to work

And I do I have to make this marriage work I have to

But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here

Lucky me Oh my God That is good news Ross

That's the best news I've heard since LaPooh died

You have no idea what a nightmare this has been This is so hard

Oh yeah really Is it Ross

Let me make this easier for you What are you doing

Storming out It's your apartment

Yeah Well that's how mad I am

You're back How was your conference

It was terrible I fought with my colleagues the entire time

Are you kidding with this

No I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator

You know at the Taj Mahal he has his own private glass elevator

And they don't usually do glass

What kinds of stuff do you know

You're back too

Could I talk to you for a second

How was your chef thing lt was awful

Some people don't appreciate good food

Maybe the food tasted good at first

But then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea

How much was the room I'll pay my half

Fine 300300

300300

Just think of it as 25 per room 25

What are you guys woofing about

Chandler stole a 20 from my purse 20

I was only stealing it back the one that she stole from me

Stealing and now lying

You know what Now that I think about it

Always have lots

You should've seen the look on her face

I don't want Rachel to hate me I don't know what to do

You want my advice Yes Please

You won't like it That's okay

You got married too fast

That's not advice I told you

I'm going to the bathroom

If anyone asked me to give up any of you I couldn't do it

Me neither

Maybe I could do it

But I've been obsessing about it and would love not to talk about it

I don't know if this falls under that category

That's not Ross Not that guy

He does look like him though

Ross is in the bathroom

Oh my God It's happening It's already started I'm Kip

Yeah you're not Kip

Do you even know who Kip is

Who cares You're Rachel

Who's Kip

My old roommate We all hung out together

Oh that poor bastard

You told me the story He and Monica dated

When they broke up you all promised you'd stay his friend

And what happened He got phased out

You won't be phased out Of course I am

It won't happen to Ross He's your brother your college roommate

Kip didn't even have to be Kip We handled that all wrong

It was a long time ago

And it was before you and me were around They didn't know what they were doing

Chandler had a mustache for crying out loud

It was just a matter of time

I just assumed Phoebe would be the one to go

You live far away you're not related

You lift right out

Hey Mr Bing

That hotel you stayed at called

Someone left an eyelash curler in your room

Yes that was mine

I figured you met a girl and she left it

That would have made more sense

I don't even feel like I know you anymore

All right I'm just going to ask you this one time

Whatever you say I'll believe you

Were you or were you not

On a gay cruise

I'm sorry about the whole lifting out thing

You gotta come with me

Where Wherever I go

You and me we'll start a new group We're the best ones

Okay but try to get Joey too

Phoebe do you mind if l speak to Rachel alone

Sure

Bye Ross

Forever

Why are you here Isn't this against the rules

I talked to Monica

I'm the one who's making things change

So I should be the one to you know step back

No no it's okay Really

Plenty of people just see their sisters at Thanksgiving

Their college roommates at reunions

And Joey at Burger King

Is that better

No it's not better

I still don't get to see you

What would you do If you were me what would you do

First I'd have said the right name at my wedding

I can't believe this

I know

I am so sorry

I know that too

Hey Rach

Sorry to interrupt but Phoebe said you want to talk to me about a trip

I just came over to drop off

Nothing

So that weekend kind of sucked

Yeah it did

So I guess this is over

You know you and me I mean it had to end sometime

Why exactly

Because of the weekend We had a fight

Chandler that's crazy

If you always gave up after a fight

You'd never be with anyone longer than

This isn't over

You are so cute

No no It was a fight

You deal with it and you move on It's nothing to freak out about

Really Okay great

We're in a relationship

I'm afraid so

I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention

Saw him waiting for an elevator

Can I use your eyelash curler I lost mine

It's in the bathroom

Can I talk to you for a second

Yes

Yes

You

And you

But you cannot tell anyone No one knows

But how When

Lt happened in London ln London

We didn't want to make a big deal out of it

But it is a big deal I have to tell someone

You can't

Please Now I know this is hard lt is It hurts

We just don't want to deal with telling everyone

Please just promise you won't tell

All right

Man this is unbelievable

I mean it's great

But

I know It's great

I don't want to see that

We're so stupid

The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe

If you win slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say 'Hi Phoebe '

That's cute We really all enjoyed it

But it doesn't count For what

Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs

I gotta go Fun's over

Wait if we follow the rules

It's still fun and it means something

I'm going to take off

Guys rules are good

Rules help control the fun