笨小笨Dear Abby (Live)歌词由John Prine演唱，出自专辑《The Sound Of Loneliness (Live)》，下面是《Dear Abby (Live)》完整版歌词！
Dear Abby (Live)歌词完整版
Dear abby dear abby my feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter won't you give me a call
Signed bewildered
Bewildered bewildered you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear abby dear abby my fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed unhappy
Unhappy unhappy you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear abby dear abby you won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise maker
Noise maker noise maker you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear abby dear abby well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married
Just married just married you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
