笨小笨ME!歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《My Complete Extended & Expanded Reissued & Re-Released Special Deluxe Limited Edition Greatest Hits Album》，下面是《ME!》完整版歌词！
ME!歌词完整版
Me - Allan Sherman
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Counting both feet I have ten toes
数着双脚我有十个脚趾
They're not lady toes they're men toes
那不是女人的脚趾那是男人的脚趾
And I keep them as mementoes
我把它们留作纪念
For I love them tenderly
因为我深深地爱着他们
All my hands are full of fingers
我的双手满是手指
Very good as doorbell ringers
就像门铃一样令人兴奋
And the thought of fingers lingers
手指挥之不去
In my haunted memory
在我萦绕的记忆里
In the middle is my carcass
中间是我的尸体
And I always dress my carcass
我总是精心打扮自己
In the best from Neiman-Marcus
来自尼曼-马科斯最好的地方
That's a big store in Big D
大D区有一家大商店
There are other things about me
我还有别的优点
Which I'll show you if you doubt me
如果你怀疑我我会让你看看
Things that would not work without me
没有我一切都无济于事
Like my elbow and my knee
就像我的胳膊和膝盖
On my face two eyebrows
我的脸上有两条眉毛
They're not your brows they're my brows
那不是你的眉毛那是我的眉毛
Behind those eyebrows
眉毛后面
That's where you'll find me
你会在那里找到我
