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Friends S08E10 (口白)歌词完整版
Monica：Hey So what do you think
Chandler：New haircut
Monica nods No
Necklace
No
Dress
No
Boots
Monica nods Yes
Boots
Shows him thereceipt
Chandler：Oh my God
Monica：I know
Chandler：I m gonna miss being able to afford food
Chandler：She had a point
Shows her the receipt
Rachel：
Entering
Hi
Monica：Hey
Rachel：Oh my God
Notices the boots
Oh Monica Those boots are amazing
Monica：They're mine
Rachel：Return them Shh They're gonna hear you
Chandler：I have you
Monica：Nice try I m keeping the boots
Opening Credits
Phoebe：How can you let him talk to your crotch like that
Rachel：
Pause
He s talking to the baby
Phoebe：Okay
Ross：Bye
Rachel：Bye
She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey
Rachel：Hi
Rachel：I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors
Rachel：Really Oh my God I m successful
Rachel：Yes I d love to Have her come by the office
Rachel：Yeah
Joey：She took em
Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch
Phoebe：Hey Ross Doesn t Ben go to the Smithfield Day School
Ross：Yeah Why
Phoebe：Sting has a son that goes there too
Ross：Yeah I know he s in Ben s class
Phoebe：You knew this and you never said anything With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tellus
Ross：fine No more dinosaur stuff Can I talk about fossils
Joey is about to sit down and hearsthis so instead he groans and exits
Ross：What are you reading The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools
Monica：Hey guys
Chandler：Hey hey
Rachel：Hi Monica
Monica：Hey
Sits down on the arm of the couch
Rachel：Hi boots
Chandler：You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them
Goes and gets some coffee at the counter
Phoebe：Wow They're beautiful
Rachel：Ahh
Monica：
Almost crying
They hurt so much
Phoebe：What
Monica：The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die
Rachel：Well well you can give them to me I haven t felt my feet in years
Phoebe：Well then get your money back and return them
Monica：I can t do that either The soles are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled withmy blood
Ross：
Entering
Hey
Chandler：
Returning to his seat
Hey
Ross：Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Chandler：
Spinning around looking for him
I don t think you did a very thorough job
Ross：I dropped him off at Carol s
To Phoebe
Anyway it turns out that I m not going to beable to get those tickets though
Phoebe：Oh no Why not
Ross：Well it turns out that Ben and Sting s son do not get along
Phoebe：How come
Phoebe：Wait But Ross if they don t get along then you should smooth things over Make thembe friends
Ross：Playpen Ben s seven
Phoebe：Your kid is seven
Ross nods Yes
To the rest
He s really small
To Ross
Please Please get the tickets
Phoebe：Yes you can Sting says so himself
Ross：What
Phoebe：
Singing
Rosssss can
Phoebe：
Singing
Rossss can
Phoebe：
Singing
Rosss can Give me the tickets Ross can give me the tickets
Ross runs out to get the tickets
Joey：
Entering with Dina
Here she is Future fashion superstar
Joey：My little sister Dina
Rachel：Right Hi Dina
Dina：Hi
Rachel：Nice to meet you
They shake hands
Dina：Thanks so much for meetin with me Joey s told me so much about you
Exits
Rachel：
Stunned
And there s marketing
Monica：
Standing up
Ahhhhhhhh
Chandler：
Opening the door
What s wrong
Monica：Oh nothing I m just just was yawning
Mimics the groan from before and stretches
They go into the apartment
Monica：I I don t I don t think that I m gonna wear the boots tonight
Chandler：Why not
Chandler：Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company
Chandler：Okay
Monica：Okay
She starts to walk which causes her to start crying
Ooo wee Christmas party inmy boots
Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing
Dina：I I can t go in there I can t tell him
She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil
Dina：Thank you
Rachel：Okay
They enter
Joey：Hey It s my fashion girls
They don t react
What s wrong
Joey：
Concerned
Oh What s what s going on Is it mom Is she sick Is it dad s heart Is thata sandwich
Joey：Is that a sandwich
Rachel：Joey there s something that you should know Dina
Dina：I m pregnant
Joey：
Angrily
What
Rachel：
To Dina
Now Give him the sandwich Give him the sandwich
She quickly sets thesandwich in front of him
Joey：Well obviously this is a mistake You can t be pregnant Because you have to have ***toget pregnant
Rachel：What Dina
Joey：
To Rachel
Bub
Points at her and quiets Rachel
To Dina
I can t believe this You're thegood one You went to college Both years Who did this to you
Dina：Why Where are you going
Joey：I can t look at you right now
Exits and slams the door behind him
Dina：Wow
Rachel：I know
Joey storms back in and covering his face so he doesn t see Dina grabs the sandwich and headsback out
Commercial Break
Ben：Jack I hate him He s a jerk
Ben：I have to go My friend Doug is waiting for me over there
Goes over to Doug
Phoebe：Him you're friends with
Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teachernotices her
The Teacher：Are you with one of the students
The Teacher：Are you one of Ben s mothers
Phoebe：Oh
The Teacher：I've only met your partner Carol
Phoebe：Ah Okay so that would make me Susan
The Teacher：Right Are you looking for Jack s parents to discuss the problems he s having withBen
Phoebe nods Yes
Yeah Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have aconversation
Monica：Yeah I didn t know there would be dancing That was a fun surprise
Monica：Hey Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down throughthe manhole cover
Chandler：What s going on
Monica：I can t walk Okay Okay These boots were a huge mistake
Chandler：What
Chandler：So I was right This is what it feels like to be right
Pause
It s oddly unsettling
Monica：How are we gonna get home Maybe a piggy back ride
Chandler：Hop on
She starts takingthem off
Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Dina：Do you ever worry that you ll be walking and your baby will just like slip out
Rachel：What college was that Dina
Joey enters dragging a guy
Dina：Oh my God Bobby
Rachel：Oh Joey this is crazy
Dina：No
Joey：Oh you ll take em
Dina：No I won t
Joey：Hey You don t get a say in this
Dina：Yes I do
To Bobby
You
Rachel：All right Joey That is enough
Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina
Listen as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is it s not legal Okay They they don t have amarriage license they don t have any witnesses and the groom only has on one shoe
Joey：Well what am I supposed to do
Rachel：You're supposed to realize that they are adults And that they can make their owndecisions
Joey：No they can t They were stupid enough to get knocked up
Rachel：Heyyyyy Contraceptives are not always effective
To Bobby and Dina
Right
Phoebe：Wow This place is incredible
Gasps
Sting s pen that he gave to Phoebe
Puts the penin her purse and goes over to a floor to ceiling bookcase
Come on Secret passageway
Startspulling books at random as Trudie enters
Trudie Styler：Hi
By the way it s actually her
Phoebe：Hi
Trudie Styler：I m Trudie
Phoebe：Uh huh
Trudie Styler：You must be Ben s mum
Phoebe：Why else would I be here
Trudie Styler：Do sit down
Phoebe：Uh huh
They go and sit down
Trudie Styler：I gather Jack and Ben haven t been getting along lately
Phoebe：Yeah
Trudie Styler：Are you here for tickets
Trudie Styler：I m not giving concert tickets to someone who d use their son like this
Phoebe：Oh good Then you're in luck Ben s not my son
Trudie Styler：
Stands up
Look I've just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm Any minutenow the police will be here
Phoebe：The Police Here A reunion
She gets out her camera
Monica：
Notices something in the window
Oh wait Stop Stop Stop
Chandler：Oh I m sorry Do you need a break
Monica：My boots in tan Hey Can you get a little closer so I can see the price
Chandler：I can see it from right here It ll cost you one husband
Chandler：
Pause
I don t have your boots
Monica：Well I don t have them either Where are they
Monica：Okay
She gets off him
God well we gotta go back and get them
Chandler：Y know what You can say goodbye to the tan ones
Monica：Okay
Climbs back on his back
All right
Chandler：Okay
Moves closer to the window
Monica：
To the boots
Bye boots Wait Half off
Chandler runs off
Joey：
To Dina
You were right He is funny
Rachel：
To Dina
Really
Nods her head at Bobby
Bobby getshappy
Dude that s not a compliment
Dina：No Joey I knew you wouldn t be supportive
Joey：So whoa whoa whoa whoa What are you gonna do You're gonna have the baby and and raise it by yourself without a husband You can t be a single mother alone You're gonnaruin your life
Rachel：Oh excuse me Am I ruining my life
Joey：No No No It s different for you You're so strong and together You're not some dumbkid who doesn t know what she s doing
Dina：Excuse me
Rachel：So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen
Joey：Maybe
To Bobby
Well Well so so uh what kind of music does Numb Nuts Oh forget it Ican t
Joey：Because Cause Cause you're my baby sister
Joey：Of course he s gonna have his Uncle Joey
Joey：That s right By his uncle too
Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina
Joey：Come here
Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel
Rachel：No Seriously What s wrong with you
Closing Credits
Ross：You're gonna love me so much I got Sting tickets
Holds up two
Phoebe：Oh my God I do love you How did you do it
Ross：Well let s just say
Singing
Rosss caaaaan
Ross：Yeah
Phoebe：Then that s not breaking the law I m there
