Pro Wrestling Is Better Than Your Favourite Sport (Unless Your Favourite Sport I

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The warriors have sucked for a quarter of a century

You might as well leave Mt Smart right after entry

Cricket was great, but now it's all T20

Run by three countries who want every penny

Why would I watch the All Blacks sucking?

When I can watch Hangman Page just fucking

Knock Moxley's head right off his shoulders

And Keith Lee do flips despite being a boulder

Pro wrestling is better than your favourite sport

Unless your favourite sport is pro wrestling, of course

450 splashes and v trigger madness

Plus, storylines of laughter and sadness

UFC has meatheads, and Joe fucking Rogan

Number one with munters should be their new slogan

Football is so boring I can't even take it

I don't care if it is the world's favourite

The Yankees aren't beggars; they are the fucking choosers

But somehow, with all that cash, they're still the biggest losers

Tennis is like watching drying wet clay

I'd rather see an MJF promo any day

Why would I watch the All Blacks sucking

When I can see the Young Bucks fucking

Doing crazy spots that bring me joy inside

And Kenny omega doing stuff that blows my mind

Pro wrestling is better than your favourite sport

Unless your favourite sport is pro wrestling, of course

450 splashes and v trigger madness

Plus, storylines of laughter and sadness

There's one thing to note that's important to me

I truly fucking hate hate WWE

Vince McMahon is a brutal sex pest

And HHH is a slimy dick at best

The talent may be cool, but the shows are just shit

Cut to ribbons by KD and his busy mits

Slowed down punch kick and double DQs

So to the McMahons, I say hey! Fuck you!