What It Was Was Football歌词-Andy Griffith

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What It Was Was Football

It was back last October I believe it was

We was a-goin t hold

A tent service in this college town

And we got thar about dinnertime on Saturday

And different ones

Of us thought we ought to get us a mouthful to eat before

That we set up the tent

And so we got down off of the truck and followed this little bunch of

People through this small little bitty patch of woods

And we come up on a big sign says Get somethin to eat here

And I went up and got me two hot dogs and a big Orange drink

And before I could take ary mouthful of that food this whole raft of

People come up around me

And got me to where I couldn't eat nothin up like

And I dropped my big orange drink I did

Well friends they commenced to move and they wasnt so much

I could do except to move with em

Well we commenced to go through all kinds of doors and gates

And I don't know what all and I looked up over one of em

And it says north gate and we kept on a-goin through there

And pretty soon we come up on a young boy

And he says Ticket please And I says Friend I don't have a ticket

I don't even know where it is that I'm a-goin I did

Well he says Come out as quick as you can

And I says Ill do erIll turn around the first chance I get

Well we kept on a-movin through there and pretty soon everyone

Got where it was that they was agoin because they parted

And I could see pretty good I could

And what I seen was this whole raft a people a-settin on these

Two banks and a-lookin at one another acrosst this purty little

Green cow pasture well they was and somebody had took

And drawed white lines all over it and drove posts in it and

I don't know what all And I looked down there and I seen

Five or six convicts a-runnin up and down and a-blowin whistles

They was

And then I looked down there and I seen these pretty girls

A-wearin these little bitty short dresses and a-dancin around

An so I set down and thought id see what it was that was

A-gonna happen I did

And about the time I got set down good I looked down there

And I seen thirty or forty men come a-runnin out of one end

Of a great big outhouse down there they did

An everybody where I was a-settin got up and hollered

And about that time thirty or forty come a-runnin out of the

Other end of that outhouse and the other bank full

THEY got up and hollered

An I asked this feller that was a-settin beside me I says

Friend what is it that they're a-hollerin for

Well he whopped me on the back and he says

Buddy have a drink

Well I says I believe I will have another big Orange

An I got it and set back down

An when I got back down there again I seen that them men

Had got in two little bitty bunches down there

They voted and elected one man apiece

And them two men come out in the middle of that cow pasture

And shook hands like they hadnt seen one another in a long time

And then a convict come over to where they was a-standin an he

Took out a quarter and they commenced to odd-man right there

They did

Well after a while I seen what it was that they was a-odd-mannin for

It was that both bunches-full of them men wanted this funny-lookin

Little punkin to play with they did and I know friends that they

Couldn't-a eat it cause they kicked it the whole evenin

And it never busted

But anyhow what I was a-tellin was that both bunches-full wanted

That thang and one bunch got it an it made the other bunch

Just as mad as they could be and friends I seen that evenin

The awfullest fight that id ever seen in my life

I did They would run at one another and kick one another

And throw one another down and stomp on one another

And grind their feet in one another and I don't know what all

And just as fast as one would get hurt theyd tote him off

And run anothern on

Well they done that as long as I set there but pretty soon

This boy that had said ticket please he come up to me and

He says friend you're gonna have to leave because it is that

You don't have a ticket and I says well alright an I got up

An left an I don't know friends until this day what it was that they

Was a-doin down there but I have studied about it and I think its

Some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them

Men can take that punkin an run from one end of that cow pasture

To the othern without either gettin knocked down

Er steppin in somethin