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Friends S06E20 (其他)歌词完整版
Chandler：Okay
Rachel：Op/but the twelfth brings a lover's spat
Chandler：
To Monica
Oh well thank you in advance
Kisses her
Monica：
To Chandler
You are going to make a joke about my special present Why would you do that
Phoebe winks and licks her lips while eyeing Chandler
Joey：
Entering
Hey guys
Chandler：Hey
Rachel：
Ecstatic
Oh my God It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C H E E S E
Everyone claps and cheers Joey mimics looking about with a gun
Chandler：Oh that's right It's your first day So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick
Joey：Am I psyched The lead in my own TV series I've dreamed about this for years Why have I not been preparing
Monica：I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month
Phoebe：
In a ***y voice to Chandler
I'll be waiting
Opening Credits
Chandler：Are you judging them by their covers Because you're really not supposed to do that
Rachel：Be because the last one was such a big seller
Ross：
Entering
Hey
Chandler：Hey
Rachel：Hey
Ross：What are you guys doing later
Rachel：
To Phoebe
We do
Phoebe：I want to see what he wants first
Rachel：Okay
Ross：
Continuing
I just found out that Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me
All：Of course we'll help Yeah We'll be here
Ross：Thanks
Joey：Wow Huh
Picks up the phone
Mac Macaveli Private Investigator
Joey：Okay
Joey：Oh wow He's so lifelike
Starts touching the guy's cheeks
Unbelievable
He starts tugging on the guy's ears
Joey：
Slaps Wayne on his cheek
How do you do there Wayne
Backs away
Joey：Okay Sorry about that
Mimics that cheek thing he just did
Uh so where's C H E E S E
Wayne：C H E E S E is right here
He puts on his headset picks up the controller and wheels C H E E S E in C H E E S E is just a plain old robot on tracks he kinda looks like No 5 in the movie Short Circuit
C H E E S E：
Wayne with a computerized voice
Nice to meet you Mac
Joey：
Laughs
This is like the temporary robot right
Wayne：No Why
Wayne：It can do this
He moves C H E E S E's arm close to Joey's special area and he jumps back
Ross：It it's great to meet you Paul
Paul：I usually prefer Elizabeth's boyfriends to address me as Mr Stevens
Ross：Eh wh Excuse me
Paul：Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age
Ross：That's funny Umm
Pause then serious
It's not funny
Paul：I don't like you going out with my daughter Ross
Paul：Okay
Ross：What
Paul：Okay I'll give you one chance to change my mind
Ross laughs in relief
You got one minute
Ross suddenly gets worried
Elizabeth：Daddy
Paul：fine Two minutes Go
Ross：This is you
Ross starts laughing
Paul：
Laughs then checking his watch
1 minute 50 seconds
Paul is not amused
Okay okay a joke a joke lighten the mood Umm two guys go into a bar One of them is Irish
Paul：I'm Irish
Ross：And the Irish guy wins the joke
Monica Chandler and Phoebe enter
Monica：Ross
Chandler：Ross
Monica：How crazy that we'd run into you
Runs and gives all of them a group hug
Umm uh Mr Stevens I'd like you to meet my friends uh this is Phoebe Monica and Chandler
Monica：
Obviously attracted to him
Is is is there a a Mrs Stevens
Chandler：There's a Mr Bing
Phoebe and Monica：
Sympathetic
Ohh
Paul：I get that a lot
He goes to pull out Elizabeth's chair but Paul steps in
Yeah why don't you
Paul pulls out her chair
Uh and you guys can talk about whatever whatever you want Y'know Whatever pops into your head
He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler Monica and Phoebe Then he goes to order the coffee
Phoebe：Yeah Not looking for dates
Monica turns in horror
Monica：And he's a great brother
Paul：I had a sister
Monica：Ohh
Paul：She passed away
Monica and Phoebe：
Sympathetic
Ohh
He starts laughing then notices that Paul isn't happy
You're roommate in college died didn't he
Paul：A part of him did yes
Ross：
Returning with the coffee
Okay here we are Paul Elizabeth
He sets down their cups
So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about
Rachel runs in
Paul：I'm already here
Rachel：Oh Ross is sooo great
Monica：You said the baby
Chandler：Why would the baby creep me out
Monica：Why would the little girl creep you out
Phoebe：
Writing frantically
You guys I'm sorry could you please talk a little slower
Chandler：This is going in your book
Monica：What Excuse me
Phoebe：And how none of it matters when the people really love each other
Chandler and Monica kiss
And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment
Rachel：
Seeing him
Oh hi
Paul：Hi Hi
He's looking around
I think I left my keys here somewhere
Rachel：Oh Well let's look for them
Finds some under one of the couch cushions It has a pink fuzzy ball on the key chain
Oh oh hey Are these them
Paul：No
Rachel：All right
Throws them back under the cushion
Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch
Rachel：Oh good
Paul：Thanks for your help
Starts to leave
Rachel：
Chasing after him
Oh wait Sorry Mr Paul Mr Paul
Paul：Just call me Paul
Paul：Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him
Rachel laughs then starts looking at him
Are you okay
Rachel：You just don't look old enough to have a twenty year old daughter
Rachel：Oh We
He taps his index fingers together
Rachel：
Sympathetic
Ohh So you raised her all on your own
Paul：Yes I did
Rachel：Ohh
She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels
Ooh
Joey：Hey
Chandler：Hey
Phoebe：Hey
Monica：How was your first day
Joey：Pretty great Except I did get a little attitude from the robot
His cell phone rings
Excuse me
Answers it on phone
Joey Tribbiani
Estelle：
On the other end
Joe I'm glad I found ya I got an audition for ya
Joey：Wow
Joey：I'm the lead in Mac and C H E E S E
Estelle：Uh oh
Ross：Joey
Paul：Hi Ross
Rachel：I was just getting him to like you
Commercial Break
Ross：Joey Joey
He runs into his bedroom
Ross：
Coming out of the bedroom
Oh Oh my God I didn't even see you
Kisses her
Rachel：Bye
Paul：I'll call you later Bye Ross
Leaves
Ross：What what what the how da how did what the how did what
Ross：
Incredulous
In your mouth
Ross：You were at the coffeehouse
Rachel：Wh You dated my sister
Ross：That was different
Rachel：What Why
Ross：This is weird for me
Ross：How is that important
Rachel：Oh it's important
Starts to leave but stops and turns to Phoebe
Well actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs
Exits
Monica：Yeah That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side
Stops to think about it and gets depressed
Phoebe：
Writing in her book
You wish
Phoebe：I'm not writing about you I'm writing about other people
Chandler：Who
Phoebe：Marcia and Chester
Chandler：Hmm
Monica：
Writing on a piece of paper
Phyllis is sitting in a chair
Chandler：Oh
Phoebe：I see what you're doing
Monica：
Still writing
Phyllis sees what I'm doing
Chandler：Oh oh
Pats C H E E S E on the head
Wayne：Don't touch him
Joey：Okay
He yanks his hand away
All right Umm all right Wayne level with me Okay I I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired Okay they even have actors coming in to read for my part Come on man you you got to give me a second chance I mean I love I love this little guy
He grabs C H E E S E's arm and pulls it off at the elbow
Ah ah
Wayne is shocked
Okay that's why you didn't want me to touch him right Here you go Okay
Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself
Stupid I can't believe it God
A very beautiful woman walks by
To her
Hey how you doin'
He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy
Elizabeth：What a nice story
Paul：So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom
Rachel：Wow I definitely did not see that one backfiring I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Rachel heads for the bathroom
Ross：
To Paul
Just just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior So it wasn't as bad as as
Pause
Many stories that Rachel has told me that well
Pause
You're not
Pause
All bad
Ross：Not all bad
Pause
Still look at Lizzie like she's a twelve year old girl
Ross：Yeah You know what I know what you mean I do that too
Paul：I beg your pardon
Paul：You have a son
Realizes
Oh I'm sorry
To Elizabeth
It's unbelievable
Rachel returns and hears that
Pause as the audience reacts
I mean that was just a big drunken mistake
Ross：You're back
Paul：You two were married
Ross slams his head down on the table
Chandler：We said seven
Monica：We said six
Phoebe：
Turning around in the chair
Hi
Chandler：Oh my good God
Monica：Ugh
Phoebe：I know what time you said
Chandler：What
Monica：What time
Reading her book
Ooh very interesting Yeah well this certainly clears things up
Chandler：
Disgusted
What does it say
Phoebe：I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book
Phoebe：Thanks So are you
Chandler：
To Monica
I told you I should not wear this color
He's wearing a reddish orange sweater
Phoebe：
Reading from her book
Mon
Pause as she restarts
Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night Marcia thinks they're supposed to meet at six Chester thinks it's at seven
Chandler：So you knew we were gonna miss the movie
Phoebe：That's right
Monica：Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book
Phoebe：
Writing in her book
Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis
Joey：I can't believe I'm going to lose this job
Chandler：Oh I'm so sorry man Is there anything I can do
Joey：Yeah Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard
There's a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne
They shake hands
Joey：
Incredulous
Why should I help you
Chandler：
Whispering in Joey's ear
The reason he just said
Joey：
Happily
What do you need
Joey：Yeah
Wayne：I wish I could talk to her
Joey：What are you in love with her or something
Wayne：Yeah Her All of them Anyone
Off Chandler's look
You you can teach it I'll show you right how to do it
Paul：How to make the next one even shorter
Everyone looks at her Ross not happily
Maybe I have to pee again
Gets up to try to use the bathroom
Paul：Are you yelling at me
Ross：God no
Paul：Really
She nods in the affirmative
To Paul
Still not yelling
Paul：Wow What can I say
Pause pointing at Ross
This doesn't make me like you any better
Paul：Then we agree
Paul：Neither of us like Ross
Elizabeth：I like Ross
Ross：Ohhh Kids
Rachel：
Returning
Wait wait wait I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is
Rachel：Oh I've got a lot of those too
Ending Credits
C H E E S E：The shipment never made it through Omaha
Pauses as he waits for C H E E S E's next line
It's your line C H E E S E
Suddenly C H E E S E goes crazy and starts flinging it's arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk
Wayne Wayne
The camera cuts to Wayne who's busy making out with Sarah and rubbing C H E E S E's controller on her back causing C H E E S E to go crazy Joey starts throwing books at C H E E S E to get him to stop
