The Story of Evan歌词-Egg Storm

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Hello there ladies and gentlemen

This is the story of me, Evan

With my here fine crew from Evan and the Eggstorms

Now, it all started one day, out of the pure, dark blue

It wasn't darkness or y'know ever-flowing white, as some might believe creation is started

Or some stupid stork

It actually started, out of a mountainside

Forged in the flames of a forgotten, dwarven forge

There, I was, molded to be the best person

Then, one day, a group of medieval knights came down

And they were sayin'

"What is this strange place?"

And that's when they found me, in my petrified state

From there, they awoken me from my slumber

Ready to terrorize, what would be, the old war

Later on, I found this unicorn

And he talked to me, about the housing market of that time

Told me now's a good time to invest, before the housing market crashed

Little did I know, it was a scam

Walkin' along that path, I needed to figure out what in the world I was gonna do

But, y'know, maybe there was no point for it

So, later on, found a good place to stay the night

That's when I found this giant jackelope

And he said,

"Evan, whatcha doin' over there?"

I said I was playin' tic-tac-toe of course, but against myself

And the jackelope sat down next to me

And unleashed some great knowledge, only depicted in music

...

I could've never forgotten what he said that night

He told me about his dad, we told him somethin' similar, like

(Pineapples in bananas)