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I can't believe you'd actually say that
I'd much rather be Mr Peanut than Mr Salty
No way Mr Salty is a sailor
He's gotta be the toughest snack there is
I don't know You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts
They're crazy
Oh my God You gotta come see this
There's some creep out there with a telescope
I can't believe it He's looking right at us
Oh that is so sick
I feel violated
And not in a good way
How can people do that
You guys look Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots
The One With the Evil Orthodontist
Years from now school children will study it
As one of the greatest first dates ever
Yeah I'll say yeah
It was unbelievable
We could be ourselves We didn't have to play games
Have you called her She'd know I like her That's crazy
Guys It's gross
I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people
Come on Just do it
Call her Stop being so testosterone y
Which by the way is the real San Francisco treat
Her machine Answering machine
No interestingly her leaf blower picked up
So why didn't you say anything
No Last time I left a spontaneous message
I ended up using the phrase Yes indeed io
Look it's Rachel and Barry Don't everybody look
They're just talking Does he look upset
Does he look like he was told to shove anything
No Actually he's smiling
Oh my God Don't do that
What What What
That man across the street just kicked that pigeon
And basically that's how a bill becomes a law
See Hey Rach
How'd it go
You know it was actually really great
Lunch at the Russian Tea Room
I had that chicken where you poke it and butter squirts out
Not a good day for birds
Then we went to Bendel's
And I told him not to but he got me a bottle of Chanel
That's nice Now was that before or after you told him
To stop calling stop sending flowers and to leave you alone
Right Well we never actually got to that
It was just so nice to see him again
It was comfortable and it was familiar
It was just nice
That's nice twice
Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar
Where have you been
It was different with him today
He wasn't like Orthodontist Guy
I mean we had fun Is there anything wrong with that
Why I have my reasons
He's engaged to another woman
Who happens to be your ex best friend
All right I know it's stupid
I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it
I'm not crazy right I mean it was never like that
No it wasn't
It was so nice having this little sink here
Then with authority hang up
Will you just leave her the message
Oh Danielle I wasn't expecting the machine
Give me a call when you get a chance
Bye bye
Oh God
Hey I've been honing
What was with the dishes She might think I'm in a restaurant
I might have a life Like I haven't been sitting here
Honing for the last two hours
The telescope guy's doing it again Oh my God
Go away Stop looking in here
Great Now he's waving back
I caught him looking into our place I feel like I can't do stuff
What kind of stuff
Will you grow up I'm not talking about ***y stuff
But like when I'm cooking naked
You cook naked
Yeah toast oatmeal Nothing that spatters
What are you looking at me for I didn't know that
What's the matter
I just Oh Barry this was not good
No it was It was very very good
What about Mindy Way better than Mindy
If you want I'll break it off with her
Dr Farber Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment
Thanks Bernice
Let's go away this weekend
This is all way too No we can go to Aruba
When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon
It was really nice You would've liked it
I had a bra
Hey Dr Farber
All right Miss Greene everything looks fine
We're starting to see some real progress
What I'm 1 2 I'm not stupid
Can I use your phone
For future reference that thing in your hand
Can also be used as a phone
Why isn't she calling Maybe she never got your message
Call her machine and if she has a lot of beeps
That means she didn't get her messages yet
Doesn't that make me seem Desperate Needy Pathetic
You obviously saw my personal ad
How many beeps
She answered
This is where you'd use that hello word
I won't talk to her She got my message
And is choosing not to call me Now I'm needy and snubbed
God I miss just being needy
So how'd he take it
Pretty well actually
How come you have dental floss in your hair
Oh do l
We ended up having ***in his chair You had ***in his chair
I said that a little too loudly didn't l
You had what
***in his chair
What What were you thinking
I don't know We still care about each other
There's a history there It's like you and Carol
It's nothing like me and Carol
If she said to you Ross I want you on this couch
Right here right now what would you say
If it helps I could slide over
It's a totally different situation It's apples and oranges
It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go
Where are you going I just have to go
I have things to do with my life
I have a jam packed schedule
Mindy
How are you
Yes I heard Congratulations That is so great
Really oh God
I'm working tomorrow but if you want you can come by if you'd like
Great
Great
So I'll see you tomorrow
Okay Bye ok
Oh God Oh God
So how's Mindy
She wants to see me tomorrow She sounded weird I gotta call Barry
It's me I just Mindy
Mindy No I figured that's where you'd be
Hell is filled with people like you
He's back The peeper's back
Get down Get down
And boogie
I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy
She may not even know
I haven't heard from her in seven months what else is it about
She was my best friend
We went to camp together she taught me how to kiss
Now you know I'm like the other woman
I feel so Naughty
See you later I'll walk with you
When she taught you to kiss were you wearing any kind of little uniform
That's fine yeah
I'm going to the bathroom Will you watch my phone
Take it with you We haven't had a second date
She needs to hear me pee Why don't you call her
I can't I left a message I have some pride
Do you No
Danielle hi
It's Chandler
I'm fine
Listen
I don't know if you tried to call me because
I accidentally shut off my phone
That's fine That's great Okay
She's on the other line She's gonna call me back
She's on the other line she's gonna call me back
Don't you have to pee That's why I'm dancing
Mindy Hey you
Hey you
So what's up
We should really be sitting for this
Sure we should
I'm gonna ask once and I want a straight answer
Not like when I asked if those red pants made my a*s look big
I know things have been weird
But you're my oldest friend except for Laurie
Who's bitter because she lost weight
And it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face
Okay I'm just gonna say it Okay
Will you be my maid of honor
Of course That's so great
It is It is It is
That's all you wanted to ask That's all
What That's not all
Oh sure it is Oh no it isn't
I think Barry's seeing someone in the city
What would make you think that
Since the engagement he's acted weird
And then last night he came home smelling like Chanel
Really
If it'll make you feel any better
When Barry and I got engaged he was weird too
Oh God That's what I was afraid of
What's what you were afraid of
When Barry was engaged to you he and l
Kind of had a little thing on the side
What I know I know
When he proposed people saidHe'll do to you what he did to Rachel
And now I feel so stupid
You are so stupid
We are both so stupid
What do you mean
Smell familiar
Oh I'm so sorry
Oh no me I am so sorry
No I am sorry I'm sorry
Oh my
Four letterscircle or hoop
Ring d**n it ring Thanks
You know our phone's not working What
I called and there was no answer
I turned it off
Mother of God I turned it off
Just like you told her you did
Just pointing out the irony
I went across the street to the doorman
I got the peeper's name Can I use the phone
Can I use your phone
The number for a Sidney Marks please
Heating device
Radiator
Five letters
Rdtor Rdtor
Yeah is Sidney there
Oh this is Sidney's a woman
So she's a woman so what
I live across the street and I know about your telescope
And I don't appreciate it
Yeah I can see you right now Hello
If I wanna walk around in my underwear I shouldn't have to feel
Thank you
That's not really the point The point is that
Mostly free weights but occasionally
Yeah my neighbor Yeah the brunette
She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress
The green dress Really
She said you looked like lngrid Bergman
Did she mention me
She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head
It's a leave in conditioner
You got a second Sure sure
Come on
In Hello sweetheart hello
What you guys doing here
We are here to break up with you
Both of you
We think you're a horrible person and bad things should happen to you
I'm sorry God I am so sorry
I was weak I couldn't help myself
Whatever I did I only did because I love you so much
Which one of us are you talking to there
Mindy
Of course Mindy It was always Mindy
I swear whatever I was doing I was thinking of you
Please That second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup
You did it twice
Honey sweetheart look Just give me another chance
We'll start over We'll go back to Aruba
What is it with you and Aruba Do you have a deal with the airlines
What do you say
Dr Farber we've got an emergency here
Jason Castalano's choking on his retainer
Oh God I'll be right there Bernice
Look please don't go anywhere
I'll be right back
See how he was sweating when he walked out
If I'm hogging the ball you jump right in there
And take some punches This feels great
I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him
What are you talking about
Mindy the guy is the devil
He is Satan in a smock
I know he's not perfect
But the truth is at the end of the day I still really wanna be
Mrs Dr Barry Farber
D D S
Oh God
I hope you can find a way to be happy for me
And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor
And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba
You okay
Really
Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding
I've wondered whether I made the right choice
And now I know
I'm so glad
Big day
I'll give you this：Mr Peanut is a better dresser
He's got the monocle he's got the top hat
Did you know he's gay
I just wanna clarify this Are you outing Mr Peanut
Danielle hi
Everybody this is Danielle Danielle everybody
Why are you here
I've been calling but I had your number wrong
When I got the right one there was no answer
So I thought I'd come down here and make sure you were okay
I'm okay
Maybe we could get together later
You got it
There you go Second date
I don't know
You don't know
She seems nice but her coming all the way here
Just to see if I was okay I mean how needy is that
