笨小笨The Mexican Hat Dance (El Jarabe Tapatio)歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《Allan Sherman is Nutty But Nice (Not Naughty But Nice)》，下面是《The Mexican Hat Dance (El Jarabe Tapatio)》完整版歌词！
The Mexican Hat Dance (El Jarabe Tapatio)歌词完整版
Mexican Hat Dance - Allan Sherman
Written by：Sherman Allan/Busch Lou
Oh Americans dance on a dance floor
And the Spaniards they dance on a table
And the Russians they dance on a saber
But the Mexicans dance on their hats
Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta
In Wisconsin they dance on fresh butter
Which they squeeze from one cow or another
Yes the Mexicans dance on their hats
There are Mexicans dancing on derbies
There are Mexicans dancing on caps
They just throw their fedoras wherever the floor is
And start doing horas and taps
They won't quit they go on
It's a Mexican custom to take hats and bust 'em
By doing a dance thereupon
Oh the reason they shot Pancho Villa
Was he danced on his mother's mantilla
And the message did not reach Garcia
He was out somewhere dancing on hats
There's a fellow in West Acapulco
The most elegant man you could meet
He does sambas on homburgs to tunes of Sig Romberg's
And sometimes the Nutcracker Suite
So take care so beware
Or they'll put castanets on and ruin your Stetson
Cause they all think they're Fred Astaire
If you're ever in Mexico proper
And you're wearing a straw hat or topper
When the band starts to play call a copper
Cause by now you should know that they'll grab your chapeau
And they'll stomp till it's flat and that's that
That's what Mexicans do on your hat
