笨小笨UHF歌词由Weird Al Yankovic演唱，出自专辑《The TV Album》，下面是《UHF》完整版歌词！
UHF歌词完整版
Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
We got it
We got it
We got
We got it
It all
We got it
On UHF
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
On UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
We go it
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
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We got it all on UHF
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We got it all on UHF
