笨小笨If a Man Answers歌词由Bobby Darin演唱，出自专辑《Moochin About Stateside Hitlist 1962， Vol. 4》，下面是《If a Man Answers》完整版歌词！
If a Man Answers歌词完整版
If a Man Answers - Bobby Darin
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If a man answers your phone when I call
如果我给你打电话时有个男人接电话
Oh there's gonna be some screamin' that ain't all
肯定会有人尖叫这还不算什么
'Cause if I'm here callin' you
因为如果我在这里呼唤你
Then who's the who I'm talkin' to
那我在跟谁说话
Why any fool could see
为何傻瓜都能明白
That for sure it ain't me
这肯定不是我
So if a man answers your phone then honey we're through
所以如果一个男人接了你的电话那我们就结束了
Now everything between us used to be fine
我们之间曾经那么美好
Till I became a third party
直到我变成第三者
When there ain't no party line
没有党派之争
You hear me talkin'
你听到我说话了吗
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
挂掉电话再次拨通电话
Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end
他们最好是个女高音
'Cause if the voice is baritone
因为如果这声音是男中音
When you told me you'd be home alone
当你告诉我你会独自在家时
Well then I'm wastin' my time
那我就是在浪费时间
Not to mention my dime
更不用说我的钱了
So if a man answers your phone then honey I'm gone
所以如果一个男人接了你的电话那亲爱的我就走了
Now everything between us used to be fine
我们之间曾经那么美好
Till I became a third party
直到我变成第三者
Where there ain't no party line
那里没有党派界线
Ya hear me talkin'
你听到我说话了吗
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
挂掉电话再次拨通电话
Ooooh and there better be a soprano
最好是女高音
On the other end
在另一个世界
'Cause if the voice is baritone
因为如果这声音是男中音
When you told me you'd be home alone
当你告诉我你会独自在家时
Well I'm wastin' my time
我在浪费时间
Not to mention my dime
更不用说我的钱了
So if a man answers your phone
所以如果一个男人接了你的电话
Then honey I'm gone
然后亲爱的我就走了
