笨小笨INTRO歌词由Girl and Girl演唱，出自专辑《Call A Doctor (Explicit)》，下面是《INTRO》完整版歌词！
INTRO歌词完整版
Our story begins in the east wing of the Wesley hospital
It's our young hero’s local emergency center
And it's here where the boy finds himself, in a coma on the couch of room 6B
It's not long before a doctor walks in, he's tall, blonde, and gorgeous
“Hello son” says the doctor, “I have your charts here and it appears you're absolutely OK”
You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now!
What began as a mumble worked itself into words
You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now!
“Can you hear me boy, I said you're good to go”
You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now!
The words had morphed into some kind of real life musical number
You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now!
Hello Son, this is your doctor speaking, and I know you haven't been feeling so great and that's terrible
But I feel that you're choosing not to accept my news of good health because you feel that if you are in fact unwell then you never truly have to apply yourself to anything in life
By those means you can never truly be held accountable
You're living this watered down version of yourself because, because of your deep inner fear of any kind of public humiliation or getting something wrong
You know, you've chosen the path of least resistance and in doing so you're missing out on a whole lot
And I also think, if you're gonna watch ten war films in the space of two days, that's probably not gonna do great things for your head either
