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Chandler Chandler
I saw what you were doing in the window
I saw what you're doing to my sister Get out here
Listen we had a good run
What was it Four five months 4 5
That's more than most people have in a lifetime Goodbye
What are you doing I am going on the lam
Come on Chandler I can handle Ross
Hold on
Hey Ross What's up bro
What the hell are you doing
What's going on
I think Ross knows about me and Monica
Dude he's right there
I thought you were my best friend This is my sister
My best friend and my sister I cannot believe this
We're not just messing around I love her
I'm in love with her
I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way
I'm sorry but it's true I love him too
My best friend and my sister
I cannot believe this
You guys want to probably get some hugs in too Big news
We've actually known for a while
What You guys knew
You all knew and you didn't tell me
We were worried about you We didn't know how you were going to react
You were worried about me
You didn't know how I'd react
Okay All right
Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business
I'm just talking here He's the one doing your sister
You know what I just realized
If you guys have kids
We're having kids
I call godfather
You can't just call godfather
Shouldn't her brother be godfather
Sure If you cared enough to call it first
You're a few steps ahead of us Big zero gravity moon steps
I just thought of the greatest wedding gift
I'll go in on that with you I couldn't decide
Hey Katie
This is Katie
You ready to go
I'll run to the bathroom
Where's lunch
I was thinking Chinese food
I love Chinese
How did you know I love Chinese
She is so cute
You could fit her in your pocket
She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket
I don't know I like her a lot and she's really nice but
But what
She keeps punching me
In the cute little sweet way she just did
It's a lot harder than it looks
She's hurting me
I know what you need You need a bodyguard
What is Ben doing after preschool
Joey is having a problem A little girl is beating him up
Joey come here
Honey I know This must be really difficult for you and
I'm sorry am I hurting you
I brought you some housewarming gifts
Salt so your life always has flavor
Bread so you never go hungry
And a scented candle for the bathroom
Because well you know
Thanks Thanks And thanks I guess
Welcome I'm Steve Cera president of the tenants' committee
Ross Geller And this is my friend Phoebe
Mr President
I came to talk to you about Howard
He is the handyman who's retiring next week
Everyone who lives here is kicking in 100 as a kind of a thank you 1
That's nice
Yeah So do you want to give me a check
Not now You can slip it under my door
No it's not that
I just moved in
Well the guy's worked here for 25 years 25
Yes but I've lived here for 25 minutes 25
Okay I get it
Wait Look I'm sorry it's just I've never even met Howard
I mean I don't know Howard
Howard's the handyman
Yes but to me he's just man
Okay fine Whatever
Welcome to the building
Can you believe that guy
I really like his glasses
So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate
And now the whole building hates me
A little kid spit on my knee
And told me to wipe it off with my 100 bill
You really should wipe it off with something
You know what
I'll throw a party For everyone in the building
And I'll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy
I am not a cheap guy I'm just a guy
Who stands up for what he believes in
A man with principles
Sounds like a fun party
If you want them to like you why don't you just pay the 100
The party will cost you more
That doesn't matter
It's my principles We're talking about my principles
I thought it was about your neighbors liking you
They'll like me once they come to my awesome party
I gotta get some nametags
And that crazy party animal will be your brother in law
Very funny But don't say that to Monica
Don't put any ideas in her head
You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head
Why
Well because she loves you and because you love her
Yeah so What's that supposed to mean
Don't freak out I'm telling you something you already know
She left Richard because he didn't want to have babies
And she is a woman And she's almost 30 And you know it's Monica 30
I don't see it that way I see two Monicas
My friend who lives across the hall and wants a lot of babies
And the new Monica who I started to date
Now who is to say what she wants
I'm right
Am I right
Oh absolutely
I'm completely different from Richard
He's an eye doctor and I don't wear glasses
You're right
You're absolutely right That makes everything different
It's not different is it
Not unless different means the same
You were so funny with that waiter You're such a nut
You know bread stick fangs are always funny
No you make them funny You're the funny one
Look Katie Listen we need to talk okay
Look I like you I really do I like you a lot
But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that
It feels like I'm being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat
Like I could hurt you
Are you making fun of my size
Don't make fun of me because of my size
Isn't this great
Couldn't you just stay like this forever
Couldn't you just stay here forever
Yeah here somewhere else You know wherever
Are you okay
I'm cool
Casual
What are you doing
Just hanging out Having fun with the girl that I'm seeing casually
Man I knew it I knew you'd do this
What
Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage
Well you do want all that stuff right
You know what I want
Yes You want babies You have baby fever
I do not have baby fever
You're obsessed with babies and marriage
And everything that's related to babies and marriage
Why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker
Have you lost your mind
This isn't about me This is about you and your weird commitment crap
I know you I know the thoughts that you have in your head
You don't know everything
Did you know I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you
And that the only baby here is you
Did you know I can't even look at you now
I did not know that
It'll be okay right She won't leave me This is fixable
Yeah sure Absolutely
By me
Unless you make some big gesture
Big though
The missus
Gunther can I get a coffee
To go
I still don't want to talk to you
Tell me how to make things right
That's what we do
I mess up you tell me how to fix it and I do
And then you think I'm cute again
I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor
Figure this out for yourself
If you're afraid of a real relationship
Then don't be in one
Howard Howard Howard
Hi Ross
What are you doing here
I thought this was your party and it's a party for Howard
He's the sweetest little man
See you Phoebe And thanks for chipping in
Oh sure
You chipped in
Yeah 100 1
I can't believe you gave him money
I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money
But they didn't ask me
I'm just the exotic generous stranger That's always fun to be
But you're making me look bad
No I'm not If anything I'm making you look better
They'll see you talking to me I'm a hit
Hey Phoebe
Hey Ross
Maybe you two could switch apartments
Because Phoebe is more our kind of people
Think about it
Okay my bad
You look big
Thanks I've been working out
Listen is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters
Yeah But it's not obvious why
I'm breaking up with Katie so I put on some extra padding
If she hits me when she is happy can you imagine how hard she'll hit
When I take away the Joey love
Oh right I forgot that you call it that
Hey cute jacket
Thanks
That's so sweet Ouch
Did Joey tell you to say that You guys are too much
You know what I gotta tell you
I think you're the one that is too much
Joey has the nicest friends
And the nicest girlfriend
You're so sweet
You're so sweet
She just kicked me
Aren't you going to do something
Do something or I'll walk out that door right now
Are you going to
Phoebe
That's what I'm saying
Phoebe Phoebe
This is a disaster Can't I please just go
I'm talking you up to people
Give it some time relax Get something to eat
What did you tell them about me
I told them about you and Emily Trying to get some sympathy
But you came off as the bad guy
Yeah I think I told it wrong
We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there
This cake is really good
Things are looking up
Oh my God Someone cut Howard's cake
Who would do a thing like that
3B 3B
You got your free food You ruined everyone's fun
Isn't it time you went home
Yeah get out Now
Go back to 3B 3B 3B 3B
Everyone calm down I have something that I'd like to say
Who here likes Ross
Of course you don't like him
He didn't give you any money
He raised his own hand when I asked Who likes Ross
And he's wearing two nametags
I'll be honest When I first met Ross I didn't like him at all
Once I got to know him I saw that he is really sweet
And caring and very generous
All I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him
You know I like all of you guys now But when I first met you you know
Kurt I thought abrasive drunk
Lola
Mind numbingly stupid
You guys Gold digger cradle robbing perv
So I think you all know what I mean
Obviously I didn't think they would throw things
I thought if I kept insulting them you'd defend them
Then you'd look like the hero
See I did not get that
Where's Monica I need to talk to her it's urgent
I'm Monica
I need to talk to you It's urgent
I've been thinking
About us A lot of us thinking
I guess there's only one way to do this
What are you doing
Don't do it
Will you marry me
What a bad idea
I can't not look at it
Why are you doing this
I don't know
But I know I'm not afraid to do this
I'm doing this because I'm sorry
Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry
The best reason is pregnancy
Sorry is fourth behind being ready and actually wanting to get married
Will you be my wife
I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds
I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here now
None of that came from me
I never said I wanted to have babies and get married
I was really confused Then I talked to these guys
Who Two divorces and Joey
She's right you know
Yeah but still cheap shot
You know when I said that I want you
To deal with relationship stuff all on your own
You're not ready
I didn't think I was
Oh my God
What would you have done if I had said yes
I would've been happy because
I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love
Or you would have seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door
Will you pass that knife
No I will not
You don't have to be mean about it
You're right I'm sorry Will you marry me
I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you
Or ask them to move in with you But I'm not sure Chandler
How long is this going to go on
I think the length of teasing
Is directly related to how insane you were So a long time
This is fun
Remember that we were on a break thing
I'm sorry Will you marry me
That's not funny
