笨小笨She Couldn’t Get Dick out of Richard (Explicit)歌词由Dame Fawn Denier演唱，出自专辑《Political Incorrectness Gone Mad (Explicit)》，下面是《She Couldn’t Get Dick out of Richard (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
She Couldn’t Get Dick out of Richard (Explicit)歌词完整版
Professor Lindquist
A renowned cunning linguist
Was especially
Famous in Sweden
Her book list relentless
Her intellect endless
And popularity
All could agree on
Her trouble began when
She met a young man
Whose diminutive
Made her think too hard
For as much as she tried
Her brain was quite fried as
She couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
She got Fanny from Francesca
A rude word from Scunthorpe
But she couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
She got anal from Alan
Jack off of John but
She couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
Clitheroe tickled her
Penistone pleasured her
She had a good time
In Cockermouth
She looked high and low but
It was no go as
She couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
A model called Sammy
Scored a right
Double whammy
With the length
And girth of her new hubby
But after ten years it
Would all end in tears
When he got increasingly chubby
Her mind started to wander
When she thought
Of down yonder
For ways to open
Her tin of pilchards
She was down in the mouth
So she searched
North and south
As she couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
She got Fanny from Francesca
A rude word from Scunthorpe
But she couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
She got anal from Alan
Jack off of John but
She couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
Clitheroe tickled her
Penistone pleasured her
She had a good
Time in Cockermouth
She looked high and low but
It was no go as
She couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
She just couldn't get
Dick out of Richard
