笨小笨Talkin’ Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues歌词由Bob Dylan演唱，出自专辑《The Bootleg Series Volumes 1-3 (Rare And Unreleased) 1961-1991 (Display Box)》，下面是《Talkin’ Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues》完整版歌词！
Talkin’ Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues歌词完整版
Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic M – Bob Dylan
I saw it advertised one day
有一天我看到它的广告
Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
山熊的野餐放到我的地盘
“Come along 'n' take a trip
过来，一起旅行
We'll bring you up there on a ship
我们带着你坐船到那里
Bring the wife family
带着妻子家人
Bring the whole kids
带着所有的孩子
Yippee
Well I run right down 'n' bought a ticket
好吧，我向前跑，买票
To this Bear Mountain Picnic
为了这个山熊的野餐会
But little did I realize
但是我一点都没有意识到
I was in for a picnic surprise
我在野餐的时候很惊讶
Had nothin' to do with mountains
对于山峦没有什么稀奇
I didn't even come close to a bear
我甚至没有靠近一只山熊
Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier
带着妻子孩子到码头
Six thousand people there
六千人在那里
Everybody had a ticket for the trip
每个人都有票
“Oh well ” I said “it's a pretty big ship
好吧，我说，这是一艘相当大的船
Besides anyway the more the merrier”
此外，无论如何，越多越好
Well we all got on 'n' what d'ya think
好吧，我们都继续，想着
That big old boat started t' sink
老船开始下沉
More people kept a-pilin' on
更多的人就这么坚持着
That old ship was a-slowly goin' down
老船一点点下沉
Funny way t' start a picnic
很有趣，作为野餐开始的方式
Well I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife
好吧，我很快就会丢了孩子和妻子
So many people there I never saw in m' life
所以在我生命里我从来没有看到过这么多人
That old ship sinkin' down in the water
老船在水里一点点下沉
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other
六千人试图彼此杀戮
Dogs a-barkin' cats a-meowin'
狗汪汪叫，猫喵喵叫
Women screamin' fists a-flyin' babies cryin'
女人们尖叫，拳头乱飞，婴儿哭泣
Cops a-comin' me a-runnin'
警察来了，我跑起来
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
也许我们取消野餐会更好
I got shoved down 'n' pushed around
我大口地吃饭，受人摆布
All I could hear there was a screamin' sound
我所听到的一切，没有尖叫的声音
Don't remember one thing more
不再记得一件事情了
Just remember wakin' up on a little shore
只记得是在岸边清醒
Head busted stomach cracked
头破了，胃累了
Feet splintered I was bald naked
脚裂了，我是个秃头，裸体
Quite lucky to be alive though
不过很幸运地活着
Feelin' like I climbed outa m' casket
感觉我像爬上了一个棺材
I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket
我重新找回我的野餐篮
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home
带着孩子妻子回家
Wishin' I'd never got up that morn
但愿我以后从来都不用早起
Now I don't care just what you do
现在，我不在乎你做了什么
If you wanta have a picnic that's up t' you
如果你想要去野餐，取决于你
But don't tell me about it I don't wanta hear it
但是不要告诉我，我不想听
'Cause see I just lost all m' picnic spirit
因为，看，我失去了所有野餐的精神
Stay in m' kitchen have m' own picnic
在厨房，有自己的野餐
In the bathroom
在浴室里
Now it don't seem to me quite so funny
现在我似乎没有那么有趣
What some people are gonna do f'r money
有些人有些钱
There's a bran' new gimmick every day
每天都有些新奇的想法
Just t' take somebody's money away
带着某人的钱离开
I think we oughta take some o' these people
我认为我们应该采取些措施
And put 'em on a boat send 'em up to Bear Mountain
把他们丢在船上，去找山熊
For a picnic
为了野餐
