笨小笨The Boy Who Wished He Was a Number歌词由Jub演唱，出自专辑《Some One Manatee Band (Explicit)》，下面是《The Boy Who Wished He Was a Number》完整版歌词！
The Boy Who Wished He Was a Number歌词完整版
So one day in a sunshiny town,
There was one lad who wanted to frown.
He thought humans were so confusing,
But numbers, he knew, were so amusing,
So then, he imagined with all his might
What it would be like to be a number tonight
When he opened his eyes, he saw before him
A wonderful land which would never bore him.
He noticed a mirror, and he saw himself seeing
Himself as a number "3," a number "3" as his being!
He looked around him and saw, yet again,
Most all's fourth their age, most women and men (and nonbinary folks. Ha, get it?)
And yet, some were the age they pretended to claim,
Which is how other numbers' guises some numbers became.
Everyone was written with a different style of hand,
And sometimes you'd see a 0 come out and stand.
0's were the thieves who tricked to receive
Anything they could find of numbers so deceived.
He went on a bit, till he found a church praising
Infinity for His kindness, ruling, raising,
And for keeping His evil negative Self
Away from Cartesia and the most commonwealth.
He saw a TV, and the celebrity it headlined?
None other than 蟺, the most famous number to find.
He assumed that numbers couldn't go much above 22:
Their numeric value would implode; that's what seemed true.
He loved it so much; he wished he could stay,
But he closed his eyes, and drifted away
