笨小笨Friends S01E06 (有声读物)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记（第一季）》，下面是《Friends S01E06 (有声读物)》完整版歌词！
Friends S01E06 (有声读物)歌词完整版
Oh look There's Joey's picture
快看这是乔伊的照片
You can spot someone who's never seen his plays
你可以找到一个从未看过他演出的人
Notice no fear No sense of impending doom
没有恐惧没有厄运即将降临的感觉
The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro
三号人物的角色不会由维克·夏皮罗来扮演
We came on the wrong night
我们在错误的夜晚到来
I can't believe I forgot a magazine
难以置信我忘了带一本杂志
Come on this might be good I don't know
来吧这也许是好事我不知道
The exclamation point scares me It's not just Freud it's Freud
惊叹号吓到我了这不只是弗洛伊德这是弗洛伊德
Magic is about to happen
奇迹即将发生
Well Eva
伊娃
We've done some excellent work here
我们已经做了一些出色的工作
And I would have to say
我不得不说
Your problem is quite clear
你的问题很明显
All you want is a dinkle All you want is a dinkle
你想要的只是一根烟你只想要一个烟
What you envy's a schwang What you envy's a schwang
你嫉妒的东西都是废物你羡慕的是废物
To play with or simply let hang To play with or simply let hang
和某人闹着玩或者干脆让他不玩
I feel violated
我感觉被侵犯了
Did anybody else feel like peeling their skin off
有没有人想要剥了他们的皮
To have something else to do
有别的事情可做
Ross 1 0:00
罗斯十点
No 1 0:00 What
凌晨一点什么
There's a beautiful woman at 8 9 1 0:00
Hello
你好
She's amazing She makes the women l dream about look like fat bald men
Go over She's not with anyone
走过去她没有和任何人在一起
And what would my opening line be Excuse me
我的开场白会是什么对不起
Come on she's a person You can do it
拜托她是个人你可以做到的
Could she be more out of my league Back me up
我配不上她吗支持我
He couldn't get a woman like that in a million years
他一百万年也找不到这样的女人
You always see these beautiful women with nothing guys
You could be one of those guys
你可以成为那种人
Absolutely
I can't believe I'm considering this
我不敢相信我会这么想
L' m very aware of my tongue Come on
我很注意我的口齿伶俐
Here goes
Stand back everyone Incoming ego shrapnel
大家退后自尊心的碎片即将袭来
All right I can do this
好吧我可以做到
Yes Hi
Okay next word would be
下一个词是
Chandler
蜡烛制造者
Chandler is my name and
我的名字是Chandler
Hi Hi
Yes Yes I did But what I didn't say
没错没错但我没有说的是
What I wanted to say was
我想说的是
Would you like to go out with me Thank you Good night
你愿意和我约会吗谢谢晚安
Chandler
蜡烛制造者
I didn't know you could dance You were in a play
我不知道你会跳舞你在演戏
What'd you think
你觉得呢
I didn't know you could dance You were in a play
我不知道你会跳舞你在演戏
It wasn't that bad I was the lead
没那么糟我是主角
It was better than the troll thing At least you got to see my head
至少你能看到我的头
You're right We saw your head
你说得对我们看见你的头
How about that accent
你的口音怎么样
Yeah All of your W's were V's
你的钞票都是百元大钞
She said yes
她说是的
Awful play man
可怕的把戏朋友
Her name's Aurora She's ltalian and she pronounces my name Chandler
她叫Aurora她是意大利人她念我的名字Chandler
I like that better
我更喜欢这样
The usher gave me this
招待员给了我这个
What is it The Estelle Leonard T alent Agency
这是什么埃斯特尔·莱纳德·特人才中介公司
An agency left its card They wanna sign me
经纪公司留下了名片他们想签下我
Based on this play
基于这出戏
Based on this play
基于这出戏
Look There's a note on the back
你看背面有个纸条
She was obviously very moved
她显然非常感动
You should call her fairly quickly
你应该尽快给她打电话
Yeah As soon as possible
越快越好
Come in
进来吧
Hi I'm here to see Estelle Leonard Hi
嗨我来见EstelleLeonard嗨
Just a moment let me see if she's in
稍等我看看她在不在
Hello
你好
You''re Estelle I know
我知道你是Estelle
You weren't expecting someone so fantastically beautiful
Love lump T ake a load off already darling Sit already
亲爱的别再压抑自己亲爱的坐下吧
I can't tell you how excited I am to be here
我无法告诉你来到这里我有多激动
Why not
为什么不呢
What I meant was You don't mind if I eat do you
我的意思是你不介意我吃东西吧
Sweetheart let me ask you a question
亲爱的让我问你个问题
Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle
你看过《西雅图夜未眠》这部电影吗
Wow Do you represent those actors No
哇你代表那些演员吗没有
But you know the end where they''re happy
但你知道最后他们会很开心
That's gonna be you and me
那就是你和我
You mean you wanna sign me
你是说你想签下我
No I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out
我想去帝国大厦之巅亲热一番
Of course I wanna sign you
我当然想签下你
Miss Leonard I'm so Oh boy
Leonard小姐我真的天哪
Ride them cowboy l' m sorry
和他们尽情放纵抱歉
I don't see it
我不明白
T ry to look through it Unfocus your eyes
试图看透一切分散你的目光
Focus There's nothing to focus on
集中注意力没什么好集中的
It's the Statue of Liberty Right
这是自由女神像
Where's the Statue of Liberty There
自由女神像在哪里
I can't not see it now
我无法视而不见
Come here Do you see anything here
过来你看到什么了吗
Lt looks like a boat A boat
看起来像一艘小船
Right in front of the Statue of Liberty
就在自由女神像前
It's been seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went
How was your date Chandler
It was unbelievable
难以置信
I've never met anyone like her She's had an amazing life
我从未见过像她这样的人她的生活很精彩
She was in the Israeli army
她曾在以色列军队服役
None of the bullets hit the engine so we made it to the border
没有一颗子弹打中引擎所以我们顺利抵达边境
But just barely and l
但几乎没有
I've been talking about myself all night long I'm sorry
我整晚都在说我自己对不起
What about you T ell me a story
你呢给我讲个故事吧
All right once
好吧一次
I got on the subway
我坐上地铁
And it was at night
那是在晚上
And I rode it all the way to Brooklyn
我一路狂飙来到布鲁克林
Just for the hell of it
只是为了好玩
More or less
或多或少
Suddenly we realized we were in Yemen
突然间我们意识到我们在也门
I' m sorry so we is
对不起我们就是如此
We is me and Rick
我们就是我和Rick
Who's Rick
瑞克是谁
Who's Rick
瑞克是谁
My husband
我的丈夫
Oh so you''re divorced No
所以你离婚了
I' m sorry So you''re widowed Hopefully
对不起你是丧偶了但愿如此
No l' m still married
我还没有离婚
So how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me
你丈夫看到你和我坐在这里会作何感想
Sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket
你的脚一直伸到我的腿上你可以数我口袋里的零钱
Don't worry
不要担心
He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan
他对你没意见因为他对Ethan没意见
Ethan There's an Ethan
伊桑有个伊桑
Ethan is my boyfriend
Ethan是我的男朋友
What
什么
What kind of relationship do you imagine us having
你觉得我们之间会是什么样的关系
If you have a husband and a boyfriend
如果你有丈夫有男朋友
I suppose mainly ***ual
我想主要是**
Sorry it didn't work out
抱歉我们没有结果
What not work out I'm seeing her again on Thursday
出了什么问题周四我要和她再见面
Didn't you listen to the story
你没有听过那个故事吗
Didn't you listen It's twisted
你没有听我说一切都扭曲了
How could you get involved with her
你怎么能和她纠缠不清
I had trouble with it at first But I get the good stuff
一开始我觉得不太好但我得到了好东西
All the fun all the talking all the ***
所有的乐趣所有的话语
And none of the responsibility
没有任何责任
This is every guy's fantasy That's not true
这是每个男人的幻想这不是真的
Ross is this your fantasy No of course not
罗斯这是你的幻想吗当然不是
Yeah Yeah it is
没错就是这样
You'd go out with someone going out with someone else
When l' m with a woman I need to know
Once I went out with a guy who just got divorced
It was hard His kids liked me better than him
What does this have to do with Chandler
Nothing
I didn't have anything on that topic
So I went another way
You know monogamy can be a tricky concept
I mean anthropologically speaking
Fine Now you'll never know
We''re kidding T ell us
We wanna know Come on
All right There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey
Are we greeting each other this way now I like it
Look I cleaned
I did the windows I did the floors
I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one What's it for
What do you think
It's very clean Really it looks great
I see you moved the green ottoman
How did that happen
I don't know It looked better there
And it's an extra seat around the table
Yeah it's interesting
But you know what Just for fun
Iet's see what it looked like in the old spot
Just to compare
Let's see
Well it looks good there too
Let's leave it there for a while
I can't believe you moved the green ottoman
Be glad you didn't fan the magazines She'll scratch your eyes out
You guys I am not that bad Yeah you are
Remember I lived with you You were a little
That is so unfair
When we were kids yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy
Okay so I'm responsible I'm organized
But hey I can be a kook
All right you madcap gal
Imagine this
The phone bill arrives but you don't pay it right away
Why not Because you're a kook
You wait until they send a notice
I could do that
Okay then you let me go grocery shopping
No problem I'm not done yet
And I buy detergent but it's not the one with the easy pour spout
Why would someone do that
One might wonder
But I would be fine with that
A glass is on the table with no coaster A cold drink A hot day
Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood
Stop it
Oh my God
It's true Who am l
Monica you''re Mom
Oh my God
Okay I'll be there
That was my agent
My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie
That's great What's the part
Can you believe it Pacino This guy's why I became an actor
Out of order You''re out of order This whole courtroom's out of order
Seriously what's the part
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
Come on Seriously Joey what's the part
You''re What
I' m his butt double okay
I play Al Pacino's butt
All right He goes into the shower and then
I' m his butt
Oh my God
Come on you guys
It's a real Pacino movie and that's big
It's terrific You deserve this
After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business
Fine Make jokes I don't care
This is a big break for me You''re right It is
So will you invite us to the big opening
I need some moisturizer For what
T oday's the big day
You got any tweezers I think I have a rogue hair
God Go in the bathroom Use whatever you want
Don't ever tell me what you did in there
Thank you
Joey's mom's on the phone ln the bathroom
You don't wanna go in there Come on we''re roommates
My eyes My eyes
I warned you
Who is being loud
Oh that would be Monica
Can I borrow stuff I wanna make Aurora breakfast
You got the whole night
Well I only have 20 minutes until Ethan so
Do I sense resentment
No No resentment Believe me
It's worth it okay
In a relationship you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life
Every single second is like that with Aurora
I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you
So Monica can you help me with the door
The old Monica would remind you
To scrub that T eflon pan with a plastic brush
But l' m not gonna do that
Excuse me Can they warm it up I'm concerned about goose bumps
Everybody ready
I wanna thank you for this opportunity
I mean I know this is just a first step but I hope that someday
Lose the robe
Right Okay Losing the robe
Okay and the robe is lost
I would like to get this in one take
Let's roll it
Water's working
And action
And cut
Butt guy what are you doing
I'm showering
No that was clenching
The way I see it the guy's upset here you know
His wife's dead his brother's missing
I think his butt would be angry here
I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch
And action
And cut What was that
I was going for quiet desperation
But if you have to ask
God I love these fingers
Thank you
No actually I meant my fingers
Look at them Look at how happy they are
Oh my God l' m late Oh no
Don't go Okay
I have to Look she's leaving
I' m sorry He'll be waiting for me
I thought you talked to Rick It's not Rick
Ethan He gets the whole day
No it's Andrew
I know there'll be moments
When I'll regret asking the following question but
And Andrew is He's
New
So you''re not completely fulfilled by Rick Ethan and myself
No that's not exactly what I was
Most women would kill
For three guys like us
So what do you want You
You have me No Just you
What do you mean Lose the other guys
Like all of them
Come on we''re great together Why not
Can't we have what we have now
Why can't we talk and make love
Without feeling obligated to each other
Up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too
Well part of me wants that
The guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows
And breaks that measuring device
He's saying you know This is too hard Get out
So which one of the guys will you listen to
I have to listen to both They don't let each other finish
Which one
The second guy
I see
Call me if you change your mind
Sorry the first guy runs the lips
Look at it this way You dumped her
Right I mean this woman was unbelievably ***y
And beautiful intelligent unattainable
T ell me why you did this again
Movie star
Wait Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie
Nope
Big guy
It felt like a big guy moment
I got fired
They said I acted too much with it
I told everybody about this
Everybody's expecting to see me lKnow what
No one will be able to tell My mom will
There's something so sweet and disturbing about that
I've done crappy plays for six years
And I finally get my shot and I blow it
Maybe this wasn't it
I think when it's your shot you know it's your shot
Did it feel like your shot
Hard to tell I was naked
I don't think this was it I don't think you just get one
I believe things are gonna happen for you I do
You've got to think about the day some kid will go：
L got the part I'm gonna be Joey T ribbiani's a*s
You think That's so nice
I' m sorry Joey I'm gonna go to bed guys
Good night Good night
You''re gonna leave your shoes out here
Really Just casually strewn about
In that reckless haphazard manner
It doesn't matter I'll get them tomorrow Or not
Whenever
She is a kook
If it bothers you that much just go out and get the shoes
No don't do this
This is stupid
I don't have to prove anything I'm gonna get them
But then everyone will know
Unless I get them then wake up really early and put them back
I need help
All you want is a dinkle Not that song
All you envy's a schwang Come on you guys
A thing through which you can tinkle
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy's a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
Or play with or simply let hang
或者玩弄我或者干脆放弃
