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Kid's Party Central - The Monster
Written by：Marshall B Iii Mathers/Jonathan David Bellion/Bryan G Fryzel/Aaron L Kleinstub
I'm friends with the monster
That's under my bed
Get along with the voices
Inside of my head
You're trying to save me
Stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
Yeah you think I'm crazy
I wanted the fame but not the cover of newsweek
Oh well guess beggars can't be choosy
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public excuse me
Been wanting my cake and eat it too
And wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon
'Cause my ego inflated
When I blew see it was confusing
'Cause all I wanted to do is be the bruce
Lee of loose leaf
Abused ink used it as a tool when I blew
Steam woo
Hit the lottery oh wee
With what I gave up to get was bittersweet
With this like winning a huge meet
Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need
A shrink
I'm beginning to lose sleep
One sheep two sheep
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith
But I'm actually weirder than you think
'Cause I'm
I'm friends with the monster
That's under my bed
Get along with the voices
Inside of my head
You're trying to save me
Stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
Yeah you think I'm crazy
Well that's not fair
Well that's not fair
I ain't much of a poet
But I know somebody
Once told me
To seize the moment and don't squander it
'Cause you never know when it all
Could be over tomorrow
So I keep conjuring sometimes
I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
Yeah ponder it do you want this
No wonder you losing your mind the way it wanders
I think you've been wandering off down yonder
And stumbled onto jeff vanvonderen
'Cause I need an interventionist
To intervene between me and this monster
And save me from myself and all this conflict
'Cause the very thing that I love is killing me
And I can't conquer it
My ocd is conking me in the head
Keep knocking nobody's home I'm sleepwalking
I'm just relaying what the voice in my head's saying
Don't shoot the messenger
I'm just friends the with
Friends with I'm the monster
That's under my bed
Get along with the voices
Inside of my head
You're trying to save me
Stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
Yeah you think I'm crazy
Well that's not fair
Well that's not fair
Call me crazy but I have this vision
One day that I walk amongst you
A regular civilian
But until then drums get killed
And I'm coming straight at
Mcs blood get spilled and I
Take it back to the days that
I get on a dre track
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling and sh*t to say back
To the kids who played 'em
I ain't here to save the f**king children
But if one kid out of a hundred million
Who are going through a struggle feels
And then relates that's great
It's payback russell wilson falling way back
In the draft turn nothing into something
Still can make that
Straw into gold chump
I will spin rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straight jacket face facts
I am nuts for real
But I'm okay with that
It's nothing I'm still friends with the
I'm friends with the monster
That's under my bed
Get along with the voices
Inside of my head
You're trying to save me
Stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
Yeah you think I'm crazy
I'm friends with the monster
That's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're trying to save me
Stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
Yeah you think I'm crazy
Well that's not fair
Well that's not fair
