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Oh that's good
Okay All right Phoebe Okay okay
If I were omnipotent for a day I would want um world peace
No more hunger good things for the rain forest
And bigger boobs
Well see you took mine so
Chandler what about you
If I were omnipotent for a day I'd make myself omnipotent forever
See there's always one guy
"If I had a wish I'd wish for three more wishes"
Hey Joey Hey buddy
What would you do if you were omnipotent
Probably kill myself
Excuse me
Hey if Little Joey's dead then I got no reason to live you know
Joey uh omnipotent
You are
Ross I'm I had no idea I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure
Friends S01E04：The One with George Stephanopoulos《
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke you're broke your love life's D O A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day
Your week your month or even your year
But I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
Central Perk
How does she do that
I cannot sleep in a public place
Libraries aiplanes movie theaters
When you were little you slpet in the Grand Cayon
Hello Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon
Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon
Would you look at her
She's so peaceful Yeah
What What Hi
It's okay you know You just nodded off again
Oh What's going on with you
I got no sleep last night Why
My grandmother has this new boyfriend
And they're both kind of insecure in bed so
And deaf
So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time
You have no idea how loud they are
You can stay with Rachel and me tonight Thanks
Ninety five ninety six ninety seven 95 96 97
See I told you Less than 100 steps from our place to here
You got way too much free time man
Hey there's the birthday boy
Ross check it out Hockey tickets
Rangers Penguins tonight at the Garden We're taking you
Happy birthday pal We love you man
It's funny my birthday was seven months ago
So So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket
And couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date Huh
Well aren't we Mr The Glass is Half Empty
Oh my God Oh
Is today the 20th October 20th
I was hoping you wouldn't remember
What's wrong with the 20th
Eleven days before Halloween All the good costumes are gone
Today's the day Carol and I
First consummated
Our physical relationship
You told your sister that
Believe me I told everyone
You know what I better pass on the game
I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex wife and her lesbian lover
The hell with hockey Let's all do that
Come on Ross You me Joey ice
Guys' night out Come on what do you say big guy
Huh Huh Huh
What are you doing I have no idea
Come on Ross
All right all right Maybe it will take my mind off it
You promise to buy me a big foam finger JOEY：You got it
All right Look look look My first paycheck
Look at the window There's my name Hi me
I remember the day I got my first paycheck
There was a cave in in one of the mines and eight people were killed
Wow you worked in a mine
No I worked at a Dairy Queen Why
God isn't this exciting I earned this
I wiped tables for it I steamed milk for it
And it was totally not worth it
Who's fiCA Why's he getting all my money
I mean what Chandler look at that
Oh this is not that bad
Oh you're fine yeah for a first job
You can totally totally live on this MONICA：Oh/yeah/yeah
By the way great service today
Ooh Oh yeah
Hockey Hockey
Rachel
Oh my God
I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom
What are you guys doing here
Well we were in the city shopping and your mom said you work here
And it's true
Yeah
Look at you in the apron You look like you're in a play
God look at you You are so big I can't believe it
I know I know I'm a duplex
You look phenomenal I mean you've lost like a ton of weight
Really really It's time to stop You look perfect
Anyway So what's going on with you
Well guess who my dad's making partner in his firm
And while we're on the subject of news
Look look I have elbows
Passes it up to Leetch
Leetch spots Messier in the crease Here's the pass
Oh Oh We'll take a time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes
Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first
You know
In fact she uh
She never took them off Ha ha
It's because we Sorry Sorry
I can't believe
What Peach pit
Yes bunny
Peach pit
That night we uh had Peaches
Actually nectarines but basically
Could've been a peach Then we uh
Then we got dressed and I walked her to the bus stop
I'm fine
Hey that woman's got an a*s like Carol's
What I thought we were trying to find stuff
Oh come on you guys Tell me all the dirt
Well the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar
All right let's talk reality for a second Okay
When are you coming home What
Guys I'm not
Heh Come on This is us I'm not
This is what I'm doing now I've got this job
You know I even do my own laundry
I mean this is what I'm doing now Waitressing
Heh I'm not just waitressing
I mean I'm I um
I write the specials on the specials board
And I take the dead flowers out of the vase
Um oh and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies
Well your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies
Hey Rach How was it with your friends
Okay how would you like some Tiki Death Punch
What's that
Well it's rum and Okay
We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party
We got some trashy magazines we got cookie dough we got Twister
Ooh ooh And I brought Operation
But I lost the tweezers so we can't operate
But we can prep the guy
Rach it's the Visa card people
Oh God Ask them what they want
Could you please tell me what this is in reference to
Yes hold on
Um they say there's been unusual activity on your account
But I haven't used my card in weeks That is the unusual activity
They just wanna see if you're okay
They wanna know if I'm okay
Okay they wanna know if I'm okay Okay let's see
Well let's see The fiCA guys took all my money
Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted
And I'm getting coffee
And it's not even for me
So if that sounds like I'm okay okay then you can tell them I'm okay Okay
Uh Rachel has left the building
Can you call back All right Come on
Let's play Twister
As for the guys
Sorry Sorry sorry sorry
Uh oh
What There was ice there that night with Carol
Plastic seats Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans
No actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together
But now that you mention it there was ice there that night
It was the first frost
We were Sit Just sit down Sit
You should feel great about yourself
You're doing this amazing independent thing
Monica what is so amazing
I gave up like everything And for what
You are just like Jack
Jack from downstairs
No Jack and the Beanstalk
Ah the other Jack Yeah right
See he gave up something but then he got those magic beans
And then he woke up and there was this big plant
Outside of his window full of possibilities and stuff
And he lived in a village and you live in the Village
Okay but Pheebs Pheebs Jack gave up a cow
I gave up an orthodontist
Okay I know I didn't love him but
Oh see Jack did love the cow
But see it was a plan you know It was clear
Everything was figured out and now everything's just kind of like
Flupie Yeah
You're not the only one I mean half the time we don't know where we're going
You gotta figure at some point it's gonna come together
And it's just gonna be "unflupie"
Yeah like that's a word
Okay but Monica what if it doesn't come together
Pheebs
Well because you just I don't like this question
Okay see See you guys What if we don't get magic beans
I mean what if all we've got are
Beans
Get him Get him Get him
Get Yes You're not laughing now are you pal
See buddy that's all you need a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks
Pass it Pass it
He's open he's open Shoot it shoot it shoot it
Whoa Oh Whoa
Hey look we're on that TV thing Ooh ooh ooh
I got it Hey hey we got it Hey
Emergency Room
Excuse me
It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar
Well I'm not completely satisfied
Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness
Listen it's kind of an emergency
I guess you'd know that or we'd be in the predicament room
Hold on fill these out Sit over there
Look I don't wanna make any trouble okay
But I'm in a lot of pain here all right My face is dented
Well you'll have to wait your turn Well how long do you think it'll be
Any minute now
Hey listen Ooh
I wake up and I start to cry
Ain't no hope in
Oh I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean to bring you down
No you were right
I don't have a plan
Pizza guy
Thank God Food
Phoebe What
Do you have a plan I don't even have a "pla"
Hi One mushroom green pepper and onion
No no no That's not what we ordered
We ordered a fat free crust with extra cheese
Wait you're not G Stephanopoulos No
Did you say G Stephanopoulos
Yeah this one goes across the street I must have given him yours
Oh bonehead Bonehead
Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself
Wait was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks
Yeah that sounds about right
Was he wearing a stunning blue suit And a power tie
No pretty much just a towel
Oh God Oh Oh
Oh my God You want me to take this back
What Are you nuts We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza
Here Uh Pheebs Yeah
Who's George Snuffleupagus
That's Big Bird's friend
I see pizza
Oh I wanna see Let me see Let me see
Hello Who are we spying on
You know the White House adviser Clinton's campaign guy
The one with the great hair ***y smile really cute butt
Oh him The little guy Oh I love him
Ooh Oh wait Wait I see a woman
Tell me it's his mother
Definitely not his mother Oh no
Oh wait she's walking across the floor
She's walking she's walking
She's going for the pizza Hey that's not for you *****
Dr Max to Center 456
Dr Max to Center 456
Excuse me We've been here for over an hour
And a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in
I mean that guy with the toe thing Who's he sleeping with
Oh come on Dora Don't be mad
I know we both said some things we didn't mean
But that doesn't mean we still don't love each other
You know I feel like I've lost her
Come on push me No Come on push me
No we're going to get into trouble
Don't be a baby Push me push me
Alright alright I'm gonna push you okay
How about I push you like this
Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life pally wally wally
I am so very sorry Can I sign you
Lights still out Yeah
Well maybe they're napping
Heh Please They're having ***
Shut up
So what do you think George is like
I think he's shy Oh yeah
Yeah I think you have to draw him out
And then when you do he's a preppy animal
So what do you think of the guys are like
Our guys Yeah our guys
Well I don't know I feel funny talking about that
Oh come on Okay well I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket
You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes
I don't know I think he might surprise you
One time he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender
Come on baby come on Let's go Yes
Chandler is hard to read
He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce
I think it's a part of an act
I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems
You know who is kind of ***y
Don't Ross No guys please he is my brother
I know what exactly what you mean He can be really smooth
Can'y you just picture him in bed I really don't want to
Come on laugh laugh
I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window
And her face had the most incredible glow
Yes the moon the glow the magical feeling
You did this part
Could I get some painkillers over here please
He's right enough already What is the big deal about today
So you slept with her for the first time So what
You slept with her for seven years after that
It's just a little more complicated than that
What What is it That she left you That she likes women
That she left you for a woman that likes women
A little louder
There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12
Then what
My first time with Carol was
Was my What
It was my first time
With Carol Oh
So in your whole life you've only been with one
Oh boy Hockey was a big mistake
There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight
Okay Okay I got one
Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much
Well unless goose is a vegetable
Okay fine fine
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley
What You slept with Jason You had already broken up
How long Just a couple hours
Oh that's nice
Okay okay okay I got one
Anyway
The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me
Excuse me
Oh hello Like he was really gonna send you one
She was a big girl
Really
Well at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade
I was laughing You made me laugh
Oh my God There he is There he is There he is
Where Right where we've been looking all night
Oh he's so cute Oh George baby drop the towel
Come on drop the towel Drop the towel
Please drop the towel Drop it
ALL：Wow
Man can you believe he's only had *** with one woman
I think it's great
You know it's sweet It's romantic
Really
No are you kidding The guy's a freak I judge him
Hey man Hey buddy Ah Ah
Oh
That's attractive
Oh I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs
Oh come on admit it all things considered you had fun tonight
Fun Where was the fun
Tell me specifically which part was the fun part
Where's my puck
Oh The kid has it The kid
Excuse me uh that's my puck
I found it finders keepers losers weepers
You gotta do it man
Oh yeah Well I'm rubber you're glue Whatever you
I can't do it
Listen uh give me back my puck No
Yes how about No
No come here Just give me my puck No no no
Hey no roughhousing in my ER
Give me my puck Unh
Now that was fun
Okay Monica
Right foot red
Could've played Monopoly but no
Thanks
Okay Pheebs Right hand blue
Good Ross switch places with me Phoebe could be your no 2 Hmm
What Nothing It's a twister thing The rules are on the back of the box
Hello
Oh Rachel it's the Visa card people
Oh okay Will you take my place
All right Yes this is Rachel
No Oh
Hello
Oh yeah No I know I haven't been using it much
Oh well thanks but I'm okay really
To the green to the green
Oh no To the green
I've got magic beans
No no never mind
To the left To the left
I'm fine
