笨小笨Lancashire Hot Pot Swinger (2023 Remastered)歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《Essential Classics， Vol. 270: George Formby》，下面是《Lancashire Hot Pot Swinger (2023 Remastered)》完整版歌词！
Lancashire Hot Pot Swinger (2023 Remastered)歌词完整版
Lancashire Hot Pot Swinger - George Formby
There's a band of syncopators
And they're all first raters
Every night excitement is intense
When the leader waves his baton
You want to keep your hat on
It's like a hurricane when they commence
It's a real hot rhythm band
It's the finest in the land
The lancashire hot pot swingers
Of instruments they've quite a few
A trombone hambone wishbone too
The lancashire hot pot swingers
They swing high and low for all they are worth
They ought to take another swing and swing off the earth
At dance halls they make such a din
The floor gives way and the roof falls in
On the lancashire hot pot swingers
The drummer bangs his drum with pride
You'd think his missus was inside
With the lancashire hot pot swingers
My music's upside down one said
So he played it standing on his head
With the lancashire hot pot swingers
They swing high and low for all they are worth
They ought to take another swing and swing off the earth
You ought to hear em playing faust
They play it better when they're soused
The lancashire hot pot swingers
The cornet player no longer blows
So he plays his cornet through his nose
With the lancashire hot pot swingers
Their crooner we bought him a wreath
Because he swallowed his false teeth
With the lancashire hot pot swingers
They swing high and low for all they are worth
They ought to take another swing and swing off the earth
They broadcast once but holy snakes
We'd three typhoons and four earthquakes
Through the lancashire hot pot swingers
Their conductor makes a fuss
He swanks cause he conducts a bus
And the lancashire hot pot swingers
One chap's got no roof to his mouth
You ought to hear him croon down south
With the lancashire hot pot swingers
They swing high and low for all they are worth
They ought to take another swing and swing off the earth
They blast and blow and blow and blast
You blast each blast folks that's the last
Of the lancashire hot pot swingers
