笨小笨Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded)歌词由Tone-Loc演唱，出自专辑《Sounds of Soul & Beats of the Blues》，下面是《Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded)》完整版歌词！
Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded)歌词完整版
Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded) - Tone-Loc
Cold coolin at a bar and I'm lookin for some action
在酒吧里尽情享乐 我来找点乐子
But like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction
但是就像Mick Jagger所说 我无法得到满足
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
到处都是女孩 但是她们都不愿意和我在一起
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def yo what's up with L o c
我衣着光鲜亮丽 我看来无与伦比 L o c是怎么了
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
在酒吧的另一边 女孩们都主动出击
Havin drinks with some no name chump when they know that I'm the star
跟一个无名小卒喝酒 即使她们知道我是明星
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
所以我起身 走到酒吧的另一边
I asked the guy Why you so fly he said Funky Cold Medina
我问这个小伙 你为什么迷倒众生 他说 都是Funky Cold Medina这种酒的功劳
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina特调酒
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
这位兄弟告诉我吸引到更多女孩的秘诀
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
在你的酒杯里加点料 女孩很快就会来到你身边
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
比任何烈酒或者是那种药都好
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
小酌几口这种爱情灵药 她会躺在你的腿上
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
当我的狗对我摇尾乞怜时 我给了他一点奖励
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
他把碗舔干净 然后直勾勾地盯着我
And did the wild thing on my leg
在我的腿上做着疯狂的事
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner
他以前对我又抓又咬 比现在凶狠许多
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
现在所有贵宾犬都跑到我家里来喝这种特调酒
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina特调酒
I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheena
我走到一个女孩面前 她说 嗨 我叫Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
我想她很是最佳人选 请她喝一点Funky Cold Medina酒
She said I'd like a drink I said Ehm ok I'll go get it
她说 我想喝一杯 我说 好呀 我去给你拿
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
她啜饮几口 她面无表情地舔着嘴唇
And I knew that she was with it
我知道她已经神魂颠倒
So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
所以我带她来到我家 一切都按计划进行
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man
但是当她褪去衣衫时 真是糟糕透顶 Sheena是男的
So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
所以我把他赶了出去 我不会跟这种不三不四的家伙鬼混
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
你必须确保这个女孩没有接触过这种特调酒
You know ain't no plans with a man
你知道我没打算跟男人在一起
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina特调酒
Back in the saddle lookin for a little affection
回到座位上 寻找爱情
I took a shot as a contestant on The Love Connection
我作为选手参加了《The Love Connection》相亲节目
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
观众投票 你知道他们选出了获胜者
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
我带着约会对象去梅迪纳的希尔顿酒店吃饭
She had a few drinks I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
她喝了几杯酒 我想我很快就会如愿以偿
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our wedding
事与愿违 她开始谈论起我们的结婚计划
I said Wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya
我说 等等 别着急 亲爱的 不要那么快说 我们回头见
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
这就是我发现你不会碰这种特调酒
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina特调酒
