笨小笨Gather in the Mushrooms歌词由Benny Hill演唱，出自专辑《First Taste (Perfectly Blend Songs to Chill)》，下面是《Gather in the Mushrooms》完整版歌词！
Gather in the Mushrooms歌词完整版
Gather In The Mushrooms - Benny Hill/Sophia Loren
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Lucy went down on a farm tried to milk a cow
Though she tried she couldn't
尽管她竭尽全力可她做不到
Get the hang of it somehow
找到窍门
The farmer looked at Lucy
农夫看着Lucy
And murmured with a frown
眉头紧锁喃喃低语
"Well you just hang on tightly
你紧紧抓牢
Gal and she'll jump up and down "
姑娘她会上蹿下跳
Oh gather in the mushrooms put them in a pot
收集好蘑菇放在锅里
Pop them in the oven an serve them piping hot
放进烤箱热气腾腾地端上来
To make herself more beautiful
She thought she'd bathe in milk
She said "I'll have a bathful "
她说我要好好享受一番
To her milkman Jackie Wilke
致送牛奶的杰奇·威尔基
He said
他说
"Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in "
在我倒酒之前你想让它变得更美味吗
She said
她说
"No I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin "
不我会很开心只要能长到下巴
Oh gather in the mushrooms
聚集在蘑菇群里
Put them in a pot
放进罐子里
Pop them in the oven
把它们放进烤箱
An serve them piping hot
让他们热火朝天
The farmer called at Lucy one dark
黑暗中农夫呼唤Lucy
And stormy night
风雨交加的夜晚
She said "You are too old for me
她说你对我来说太老了
Because your hair is white "
因为你的头发是白色的
He looked into her eyes
他看着她的眼睛
And then he knew he'd have to tell her
他知道他必须告诉她
"There's snow upon the roof
白雪皑皑的屋顶
But there's a fire in the cellar "
但地下室着火了
Oh gather in the mushrooms
聚集在蘑菇群里
Put them in a pot
放进罐子里
Pop them in the oven
把它们放进烤箱
An serve them piping hot
让他们热火朝天
She took him in the kitchen
她带他去了厨房
She was his turtle dove
她是他的梦中情人
And then she started cooking
然后她开始做饭
Dumplings on the stove
炉子上的饺子
She wore a low cut dress
她穿着低胸礼裙
Oh it was as green as clover
就像三叶草一样绿意盎然
He jumped with glee
他欢呼雀跃
'Cause he could see her dumplings boiling over
因为他看见她的饺子沸腾了
Oh gather in the mushrooms
聚集在蘑菇群里
Put them in a pot
放进罐子里
Pop them in the oven
把它们放进烤箱
An serve them piping hot
让他们热火朝天
She said
她说
"You give me half a crown I will read your palm "
你给我半个皇冠我看你的手相
And then she saw his love line
然后她看到了他的爱
Went half way up his arm
半个手臂都没了
So now she's changed her prices
现在她改变了身价
Although she's just as willing
虽然她也很愿意
It's big fat men at two pound ten
And little boys a shilling
小男孩挣到一分钱
Oh gather in the mushrooms put them in a pot
收集好蘑菇放在锅里
Pop them in the oven and serve them piping hot
放进烤箱热气腾腾地端上来
We're gonna gather in the mushrooms
我们要聚集在一起
Put them in a pot
放进罐子里
Pop them in the oven and serve them pi ping hot
放进烤箱热气腾腾地端上来
