J.O.S.歌词-Jimmy Smith

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JOS - Smith

And now we wish to honor you with

The story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses

Well, this is very good, praise Christ

Mormon

I'm going to take you back in time

(Mormon)

To the United States, 1823

(Mormon)

A small and odd village called Upstate New York

(Upstate)

There was disease and famine

(So sick)

But also in this village lived a simple farmer

Who would change everything

His name was Joseph Smith

Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya Joseph Smith, American Moses

Praise be to Joseph, American prophet man

Aye, my name is Joseph Smith

And I am going to ***** this baby

What?

No no Joseph, don't ***** the baby

Joseph Smith, don't ***** the baby

Suddenly the clouds parted

And Joseph Smith was visited by God

Joseph Smith, do not ***** a baby

I will get rid of your AIDS, if you ***** this frog

Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya

Joseph Smith *****ed the frog God gave him

And his AIDS went away

Then a great wizard named Moroni came down

From the Starship Enterprise

Joseph Smith, your village is shit

You shall lead the villagers to a new village

Take these *****ing golden plates

Away

And on the plates were written the directions to a new land

Sal Tlay Ka Siti

(Sal Tlay Ka Siti)

Joseph tried to convince all the villagers

To follow him and his golden plates

Liberation, equality

No more slavery for Upstate Mormon people

I got de golden plates

(Gold plates)

I'm gonna lead the people

(We head West)

We gotta stick together

(Mormons)

We gotta help each other

(We're Mormons)

And so we climb the mountain

(We head West)

And we cross the river

(We head West)

And we fight the oppression

(Mormons)

By being nice to everyone

(We are Mormons)

Not so fast Mormons, you shall not pass my mountain

Down from the mountain look who comes

The American warlord Brigham Young

Yes, I am Brigham Young

I cut off my daughter's clitoris

That made God angry so he turned my nose

Into a clit for punishment

Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris

What will you do Joseph, will you fight the clitoris man

Not fight him, help him

Oh

Joseph Smith took his magical ***** frog

And rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit face

And behold Brigham was cured

Joseph Smith magical AIDS frog

Brigham Young, frog on his clit face

Brigham Young was so grateful

He decided to join the Mormons on their journey

Compassion, cutesy

Let's be really *****ing polite to everyone

I got de golden plates

(Gold plates)

I'm gonna lead the people

(We head West)

We gotta stick together

(Mormons)

Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad

(Oh)

After traveling for so long, the Mormons ran out of fresh water

And become sick with dysentery

Water go to the water, water go to the cup

Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt

Shit go in the water, water go in the cup

Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt

Ugh, oh *****

Oh no, the prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick

Shit go in the water, water go in the cup

Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach

Blood come out the butt, blood go in the water

Water go in the cup, cup go to the tongue

Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth

Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt

Brigham Young you must take the golden plates

And lead the Mormons to the Promised Land

Plghh

Desperation, mortality, loss of faith

I got de golden plates

(Gold plates)

I'm got to lead the people

(We head West)

We gotta stick together

Even though their prophet had died

The Mormons stuck together

And helped each other and were really nice

To everyone they came across

And then one day the Mormons finally found

Sal Tlay Ka Siti

(Sal Tlay Ka Siti)

And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks

And were greeted by Jesus

Welcome Mormons

Now, let's all have as many babies as we can

And make big Mormon families

***** your woman, ***** your man

This is all part of God's plan

Mormons ***** all that they can

We're in Salt Lake City land

Thank you, thank you but now we are *****ing

Thank you, thank you, but God wants us *****ing

Thank you, thank you, but get back to *****ing

Thank you, thank you, God

Joseph Smith ***** frog

Brigham Young clit face

Shit come out the butt

Jesus says *****, *****

Mormons