笨小笨If I Had $1，000，000(one million dollars - a million dollars)(Complete version originally performed by Barenaked Ladies)歌词由Barenaked Ladies演唱，出自专辑《If I Had $1，000，000 (one million dollars (Karaoke)》，下面是《If I Had $1，000，000(one million dollars - a million dollars)(Complete version originally performed by Barenaked Ladies)》完整版歌词！
If I Had $1，000，000(one million dollars - a million dollars)(Complete version originally performed by Barenaked Ladies)歌词完整版
If I Had $1,000,000 (one million dollars (Complete version originally performed by Barenaked Ladies) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
If I Had a Million Dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars I'd
Build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could
Help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could
Put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff,
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but
They don't have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat but
Not a real fur coat, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's
Remains all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't
Have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we'd take a
Limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we'd just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not
A real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't
You always wanted a monkey?!
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I'd be rich!
