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So I told Carl nobody no matter how famous their parents are

Is allowed to climb on the dinosaur

Of course it went right in one ear

I love how he cares so much about stuff

If I squint I can pretend he's Alan Alda

Oh good Another dinosaur story

When are those gonna become extinct

If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible

That would be the best

What does Rachel see in this guy

I love Rachel

I wish she was my wife

Who's singing

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When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days

Who were you I was Richie

I was always Joanie

Question：Was Egg the Gellers the war cry of your neighborhood

It's the Mattress King

Change the channel

Wait I want to see this After I divorce him

Half of that kingdom is gonna be mine

Despair fills the mattress showroom

My Kingdom is suddenly without a Queen

I'm so depressed

I'm going to slash

My prices

Check it out

599 for a California king 599

499 for a pillow top queen set 499

I'm going medieval on prices

What a wank

I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses

I know At 499 for a pillow top queen who cares about the divorce 499

Those babies will sell themselves

And I'm appalled for you by the way

I'm close I'm cheap I'm the King

Okay Daddy We'll see you tomorrow night Okay bye bye

We

Are having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night I hope that's okay

Oh shoot Tomorrow's not good

I'm supposed to fall off the Empire State Building

And land on a bicycle with no seat so

My father doesn't hate you

Please He refers to me as Wet Head

I know Just one dinner One night For me Please

I just want him to love you like I do

All right Well not exactly like I do

But if you do come to dinner

I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like

I'll go

Fine

Thank you

Hi Gunther

Hey you guys

Guess what

I got a gig Great

That's why I can never be an actor I can't say gig

I can't say croissant Oh my God

What's the part It's not a part

I'm teaching Acting for Soap Operas at the Learning Extension

Come on That's great

It's my chance to give something back

To the acting community

You're probably not allowed to sleep with your students

I know

I don't know Monica It feels funny just being here

If you buy a bed from Janice's ex husband

It's like betraying Chandler

Not at these prices

You know in England this car would be on the other side of the store

Come here

This is my new bed

You gotta feel this bad boy

Monica it still feels so weird you know

Chandler's your friend

Oh my God

All right take this bed You can make other friends

Good evening

I am Mr Tribbiani

And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas

Now

On my first day as Dr Drake Ramoray on Days Of Our Lives

I learned one of the most important things in soap opera acting

Is reacting

This does not mean acting again

It means you don't have a line but someone else just did

And it goes something like this

Thanks Thanks a lot

By the way before I forget To work in soap operas

Some of you will have to become more attractive

All right moving right along

How was teaching last night Great You get to say stuff like

Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you

Oh nice

Oh and I got an audition for All My Children

It's this great part

This boxer named Nick

And I'm so so right for it He's just like me

Except that he's a boxer

And has an evil twin

Hear ye hear ye Delivery from the Mattress King

You Miss Geller

Sign here

Do I have a middle name

All right Monica Felula

Geller

It's that bedroom there

Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King

Please please please don't say anything to Chandler

You want me to lie to him ls that a problem

Oh heyNick the boxer Let's see what you got

All right put them up

Hey you're pretty good at this

I had to learn I was staying at the Y

And some of the young men weren't acting Christian enough

Hey now

And I'm bleeding Okay great

Wow And I'm a vegetarian

Put your head back

I can't see I have you

Oh God

Which bedroom do you want it in Ms Geller

It's the compulsively neat one by the window

Gotcha

Hi Daddy

This is where they put us

What There was no table in the kitchen

Hello baby You remember Ross

Nice to see you again Dr Greene

How's the library Museum

What happened to the library There never was a library

I mean there are libraries It's just

That I've never worked at one

You know what's really good here The lobster

Shall I just order three lf you're really hungry

It was a joke I made a joke

Actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster

Who's allergic to lobster I guess someone that works in a library

It's I know It's a museum

You're the only who can make a joke At least mine was funny

We will have two lobsters and a menu

So Dr Greene how's the old boat

They found rust Do you know what rust does to a boat

Gives it a nice antique y look

Rust is boat cancer Ross

Wow I'm sorry

When I was a kid I lost a bike to that

Excuse me for a moment

I want to say good night to the Levines before we go

Honey stop It's not that bad

Your dad must have added wrong He only tipped 4 4

That's Daddy Doesn't it bother you You're a waitress

Yes it bothers me

If he was a regular at the coffee house I'd be serving him sneezers

So So Ross

I've bugged him about this a million times He won't change

Do you really serve people sneezers

Well I don't

All right kids Ready

Wait I think I forgot my receipt

You don't need that Why not

The carbon It's messy I mean gets on your fingers and causes

Night blindness

What is this

Who put a 20 down here 20

Oh yeah that would be me

I have a problem

I tip way too much Way too much

It's a sickness really Yeah it is

We have to do something about that Excuse me

You think I'm cheap

He didn't mean anything by that He really didn't

Nothing I do means anything Really

This is nice I pay 200 for dinner 200

You put down 20 and you come out looking like Mr Big Shot 20

You really want to be Mr Big Shot Here

I'll tell you what You pay the whole bill Mr Big Shot All right

WellMr Big Shot is better than Wet Head

Okay some tricks of the trade

Now I've never been able to cry as an actor

So if I have to cry

Take a pair of tweezers

And just start pulling

Or let's say I want to convey

That I've just done something evil

That would be your basic I've got a fish hook in my eyebrow and l like it

Well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13 232 13

And that's how it's done

Great soap opera acting tonight everybody

Class dismissed

Hey Mr Trib

Guess what I got an audition

One of my students got an audition I'm so proud

I was wondering if you'd coach me for it

You bet What's the part

Oh it's great

It's a role on All My Children Nick the boxer

You couldn't leave it alone

Four percent okay I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food 4

Tonight was about the two of you getting along

Would you just see my chiropractor already

I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a mini mall

Hey Pheebs What are you doing

I'm freaking out

Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn't have

I haven't lived here in a while so I have to ask you

Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room

I am so dead

Look here's the bottom line

This is fixable if we act fast okay

I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice

Honey I have tried to make nice It doesn't work

Look I realize my father is difficult

But that's why you have got to be the bigger man here

Sweetie I could be the bigger man I could be the biggest man

I could be a huge giant man and it still wouldn't make a difference

Except I could pick your father up and sayLike me Like me tiny doctor

Can't you just try it one more time For me For me

One brunch is not gonna solve anything

Face it We're never gonna get along

Well you are just going to have to

I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room

I don't want to have a separate room for you too

I'll get the bagels

What's this

Isn't it cool

This is not the bed I ordered

I know You must have won a contest or something

Why is this car in my bedroom

I'm sorry I wasn't looking

And the store won't take it back because you signed for it

When did I sign for it When I was you

It's all Joey's fault because he left his nose open

Did you make brownies today

Quick Take off your dress He won't notice the bed

I'm going for sushi Does anybody want

Somebody missed the off ramp

It's Monica's bed What

This has always been Monica's bed You just noticed

How self involved are you

If this bed isn't new then how come there's plastic on the mattress

Sometimes I have bad dreams

Look

I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas

It's not gonna be me

Not me

That was good

That was

Tweezers

That was really good Thanks

Any suggestions

You told him to play the boxer gay

I might have said

Super gay

You totally screwed him over

You're this guy's teacher How could you do this

Because the guy's so good

And I really really want this part

Well if you really really want it then it's okay

Hi Daddy Baby

Dr Greene how are you

Thanks for dinner last night

Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson

Nice hair What did you do swim here

That's it I can't take it anymore

What He likes your hair and just wants to know how you got here

It's hopeless I'm just gonna go What

I'm sorry It's just Ross

What's with the neck

I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor

You still going to him

He couldn't get into med school in lxtapa

Thank you That's what I keep saying

Excuse me Dr Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor

Wait a minute His name is Dr Bobby

That's his last name And his first name

He's Bobby Bobby

It's Robert Bobby

And excuse me He helps me

Please Ask her how What do you need help for

My alignment One leg's shorter than the other

Oh my God Argue with that

My right leg is two inches shorter

Come on you're just tilting

Her legs are fine I know that

So why do you let her go to him Let her

She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance either

Would you like some juice I'd love some juice

This is going so well Did you see us Did you see

Yeah honey I was standing right there

Why don't you tell him about my mole

Excellent

There will come a time in each of your careers

When you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor

I had such an opportunity in the recent present

And I'm ashamed to say

That I took it

I advised a fellow actor to play a role

*******ually

We both auditioned for the part

And as it turned out

They

They liked the stupid gay thing and cast him

And now

He's got a two year contract

Opposite Susan Lucci

The first lady of daytime television

And me

Me I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people

Most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV

I'm sorry I'm sorry

Thank you

May I help you Yes hi

I'm the lady who got stuck with the racecar bed

Look it's like I told you There's nothing I can do

You signed for it Monica Felula Geller

All right we wanna see the King

Nobody sees the King

Okay I'm talking to the King

Oh my God

Hey watch it lady

Hey good looking

All right I'll leave