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All right You guys it's starting to snow

And look Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes

Where

Oh Well

That's festive

Guys there's somebody I'd like you to meet

Wait wait What is that

That's Marcel Wanna say hi No I don't

He's cute Where'd you get him My friend Bethel saved him from a lab

That is so cruel

Why would a parent name their child Bethel

That monkey's got a Ross on his a*s

Is he gonna live with you in your apartment

Yeah It's been kind of quiet since Carol left

Why not get a roommate

You reach a certain age having a roommate is just kind of pathet

That's pathet Sanskrit for really cool way to live

The One With the Monkey

I' m doing new material tonight

I have 1 2 songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman

You might wanna open with the snowman

Hi Joey Hey buddy

So how'd it go I didn't get the job

How could you not You were Santa last year

Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager

He's not even jolly It's all political

What are you gonna be One of his helpers

It's just such a slap in the face you know

Do you know what you''re doing for New Year's

Hey what What is wrong with New Year's

You have Paolo You don't have to face the pressure

Of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops

Man I'm talking loud

Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year's

I'll be just as pathetic as you Yeah you wish

I've got an idea Dinner

It's perfect We'll put it between lunch and breakfast

I'm sick of being a victim of this ****Clark holiday

I say this year we make a pact Just the six of us Dinner

Sure fine

I was hoping for more enthusiasm

Hi Ladies and gentlemen back by popular demand

Miss Phoebe Buffay

Hi Thanks Hi hi

I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me

I made a man with eyes of coal

And a smile so bewitching

How was I supposed to know

That my mom was dead in the kitchen

My mother's ashes

Even her eyelashes

Are resting in a little yellow jar

And sometimes when it's freezing

I feel a little sneezy

And now I Excuse me Excuse me Yeah noisy boys

Is it something you'd like to share with the group

No No that's okay

If it's important enough while I'm playing

It's important enough for everyone else

That guy's going home with a note

I was just saying Speak up

I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen

And he said that Daryl Hannah

Was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen

I said I liked her in Splash but not Wall Street

I thought she had a hard quality

While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way

You are luminous with a kind of delicate grace

Then that's when you started yelling

We're gonna take a short break

That guy's going home with more than a note

Come here Marcel Sit here

By my sixth date with Paolo he'd already named both my breasts

Did I just share too much

Just a smidge

David's like a scientist guy He's very methodical

I think it's romantic Me too

Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman

He's kind of like the guy I went to see that with

Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter

I just wanna be with him all the time

You know day and night And night and day

And special occasions

I see You're gonna ask him to New Year's

She's gonna break the pact No No no

No Yeah could I just

Yeah I already asked Janice What

This was a pact This was your pact

I couldn't handle the pressure I snapped

But that was the worst breakup in history

I'm not saying it was a good idea I snapped

Hi sorry I'm late

Too many jokes

Must mock Joey

Nice shoes huh

God you're killing me

Ross he's playing with my spatulas again

He's not gonna hurt them right Do you always have to bring him

I didn't wanna leave him alone We had our first fight this morning

It has to do with my working late I said some things that I didn't mean

He threw some feces

If you're working late I can look in on him

That would be great

But make sure it seems like you're there to see him

You're not doing it for me

But you can't actually test this theory

T oday's particle accelerators aren't powerful enough

To simulate these conditions I have a question then

Yeah Do you plan on kissing me ever

That's definitely a valid question and the answer

Would be yes Yes I was

But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss

At a phenomenal moment because it's you

Sure

Now it's just gotta be one of those things where l

Sweep everything off the table

And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella

David I think you are a sweeping sort of fella

I mean you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body

Really I'm sure

You should just do it Just throw me

Now Yeah right now Just

Okay Okay Okay

You know what This is really expensive

And this was a gift

Now you''re just tidying up Okay

You want me to throw you I can hop

T ell me something what does no date pact mean to you

It's just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody

I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby

You know more than one Fun Bobby I happen to know a Fun Bob

Okay Here we go There's no room for milk

There Now there is

So on our no date evening three of you now have dates

Four five

Sorry Paolo's catching an earlier flight

And I met this really hot single mom at the store

What's an elf to do

So I'll be the only one alone when the ball drops

We'll have a big party and no one will know who's with who

I'll know This is so not what I needed right now

What's the matter Oh it's Marcel

He's angry with me I have no idea why He keeps shutting me out

He's walking around all the time dragging his hands

That's weird I had a blast with him

Really We played watched TV

That juggling thing is amazing

What juggling thing

With the socks I figured you taught him that

No

It wasn't that big a deal Just socks And a melon

Phoebe Max Do you know everybody

No Have you seen David

He hasn't been around

Minsk Minsk It's in Russia

I know where Minsk is

We got the grant Three years all expenses paid

And if you're gonna do Minsk that's the way to go

So when do you leave January 1 st

Hello What Hey Hi

What are you doing here Max told me about Minsk

It'd be even more exciting if we were going

Oh you're not going Oh why

T ell her I don't wanna go

To work with Lipson Yamaguchi and Flank

I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend

Okay thank you Max Thank you

So you're really not going

I don't know what I'm gonna do I just

How can I leave you I just found you

Oh David But what are you gonna do

I don't know You decide

Don't do that But l' m asking you

I can't make a decision Just Okay Stay

Stay Stay

Getting so good at that

It was Max's stuff

I love this artichoke thing

Don't tell me what's in it The diet starts tomorrow

You remember Janice

Vividly

How are you I am fantastic

Now

It's amazing We've been back together for what

Iike 1 0 minutes and ls that all

It's like we were never apart

Well forget

Hi Hi l' m Sandy Hi Hi

Sandy hi Come on in

You brought your kids Yeah That's okay right

Party That thing is not coming in here

This is how you greet guests

If I showed up with my new girlfriend she wouldn't be welcome

Your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table

He was more embarrassed about that than anyone

And for him to have the courage to walk back in here

Iike nothing happened

All right All right Just keep him away from me

Thank you Come on Marcel

What do you say you and I mingle

All right I'll catch up with you later

Oh my gosh Rachel honey are you okay

Where's Paolo Rome Jerk missed his flight

And then your face exploded

No

Okay I was at the airport getting into a cab

When this woman this blond planet with a pocketbook

Starts yelling Something about how it was her cab first

The next thing she just starts pulling me out by my hair

And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy

And three more cabs show up

So as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me

And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle

Everybody having fun at the party

Are people eating my dip Yes

There

That looks okay right You went a bit wide on the lipstick

Oh I did Yeah

It's hard for me to tell My eye's closing up

Let me get it for you

You know what It looks fine

Okay here we go

Screw Paolo screw the psycho cab lady

It's New Year's Eve Let's have a good time

Okay here we go Okay

All right there you go This way

Here you go

When I saw you at the store last week

It was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf

Wow that's dirty Yeah

Hey kids

He doesn't have to spend the whole evening with me

There you are

You got away from me

But you found me Here Ross take our picture

Smile You''re on Janice Camera

Hi l' m Rachel hi

So whose friend are you

Look at me spilling everywhere

Everybody it's Fun Bobby

Hey sorry I'm late But my grandfather

Died about two hours ago

But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow so here I am

Hey Fun Bobby How's it going man Whoa Who died

It's gonna be an open casket you know

So at least I'll get to see him again

Bobby Fun Bobby

I recently lost a grandparent myself

So I really know exactly how you feel

But you''re really bringing the party down

There you go There you go

I' m gonna blow this one up and write Reunited in glitter

Janice Janice

Hey Janice when I invited you I didn't think it meant

Oh no

I' m sorry you misunderstood

You listen to me You listen to me

One of these times it's just gonna be your last chance with me

Will you give me the thing

Hi Max Yoko

I've decided to go to Minsk without you

Wow lt won't be the same

But it will still be Minsk Happy New Year

Are you all right Yeah l' m fine I'm fine

Come on

You''re going to Minsk No l' m not going to Minsk

You are so going to Minsk

You belong in Minsk You can't stay here just for me

If I go I have to break up with you

And I can't break up with you Yes you can

Just say Phoebe I love you but my work is my life

That's what I have to do

And I sayYour work How can you say that

Then you say I have no choice Can't you understand that

And I say No No I can't understand that

Ow Sorry

And then you put your arms around me

Then you put your arms around me Oh sorry

And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me

I'll never forget you

Then you say that you have to go

I' m gonna miss you you scientist guy

Hi ****Clark in Times Square

We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square

It gets better every

Here you go kids

And then the peacock bit me

Please kiss me at midnight

You seen Sandy I don't know how to tell you this

But she's in the bedroom getting it on with Max

Oh I did know how to tell you

Hey everybody the ball is dropping What

The ball is dropping

In 20 seconds it'll be midnight

And the moment of joy is upon us

Looks like that no date pact worked out

Everybody looks so happy I hate that

Not everybody is happy Hey Bobby

Four three two

One Happy New Year 1

I thought I'd throw this out I'm no math whiz

I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight

I can't kiss anyone So I'm kissing everyone

No you can't kiss Ross That's your brother

So now everybody's getting kissed but me

Somebody kiss me

Somebody kiss me It's midnight Somebody kiss me

All right All right

There

I wanted this to work so much

I'm still in there

Changing his diapers Picking his fleas

But he's just phoning it in

It's hard that something you love so much doesn't love you back

I think that *****cracked my tooth