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Amasteur Wordsmith(explicit)
By The Stupendium
Seems a lot of rappers like to rap about how good they are at rapping?
I'm better than I used to be
But I'd still hate to be dishonest with you…
So.hip-hop's a new hobby I'm attemping
But there's a hiccup that needs circumventing
A miggle in the middle of the job of my dreams
And that's a lack of practice when exploring the themes
I can't rap about bitches and hoes
Riches and clouthes
Beating up and leaving stiches in foes
I'm not familiar with those
And it's an issue , I know
'cause they're thematically
What rappers seem to spit in their flows
Without the clout ,well
What's that really leave me with,hmm?
What do I spout if not some needless egotism?
I'll leave you wishing
You'd switched off your speaker system
Scheme of visionary lyricsm?
Eh…It really isn't
And I anticipat the criticsm
“WYE ARE THE LYRICS DIFFRENT?AND DOES THE ACT OF IMPROVING THE RAP ON A TRACK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE CRAPPY AT THAT KINDA CLASH?REALLY MATCH YOUR INITIAL VISION?”
It's a welrd decision
Well , you can quit your bitchin'
If I could be forgiven,tell me
Who just hit the million?
I did !
So if you could adjust your position
And sit and swivel on my lyrical juxtaposition
I'm just an AMATEUR WORDSMITH
You'll be indifferent
The instant you've heard it
When I'm finished
You 'll be wishing you'd skipped the track
So here's five minutes you won't get back
I'd wages there's no other rapper
So fine tailorsd
I've paid for too many nice blazers
Style's dangerous
All my tailors sign walvera
Fruit so fresh
I'm practically lime flavoured
If my drip seems plain
I don't got a lot of bling
Wanna talk about chains?
See my pocket watch swing
Yeah,my numbers of cufflinks isdisgusting
My sleeves hold together better than my rhymine
If you need a dapper rapper ,I'm you them , G
I'M GOING WILD ACROSS THE BOARD
JUMENJI
Yeah,this scheme don't really work
Now that I'm enby
BUT IF I'M NOT YOUR FIRST CHOICE?
I'LL BE YOUR PLAN B
So hit skip if I ain't taking your fancy
'Cause I'm pretty slicButIain'tbreakingtheland-speed
But they ain't flailing their panties
I nees clicks
But I ain't catering to rap beef
Schemes thicc like my pen ralded thr pantry
Queen vic how my bars flame up and fans weep
Nice mix like I'm feat.Statham and Lansbury
Feet pics? You see me making a fansly?
You know I actully prefer the original
Run it back
(The sound of rewinding)
'Cause I'm pretty quick
But I ain't breaking the land-speed
Oh,you've got a plan B?
Heck , I'll be your plan Z
I'll be waiting in the Q
Join •De•Lancie
Another white GUY
Dressed up in a nice TIE
Think their rhymes are quite FLY
But It's nothing you ain't heard before
Flipped the drive-bys for lyrical fine dining
Greeb on the mic
Pique your appetite?
HERBIVORE
know that the juicuest flow's
Squeezed out of oranges
I make salads from the leaves of thesauruses
Abecedarian,apprentice,aspirant,admissible
Acceptable and adequate and average
More or less
I'm just an AMATEUR WORDSMITH
You'll be indifferent
The instant you've heard it
When I'm finished
You 'll be wishing you'd skipped the track
So here's five minutes you won't get back
I got the sauce in thr pan
So just let me cook
So that me mum and my nan
Can pretend it looks
Like they're pleased I eacaped
From the desk and books
And my degree's not a waste of the debts I took
Rap's bonne vivante?
Or whack hack,a crook
Perhapes my songs just haunt
LIKE I'M THE RAPADOOK?
My lines go on and on
Just like a babbline brook
Fishing for compliments without a catchy hook
The fact that this is my job's actually mental
'cause chance is any mic drop's accidental
Hit my street cred limit and my flow-verdraft
And if I'm making paper then it's only crafts
I flow so white like a grecian toga
Need one more pun here to meet my quota
The craft theme might still see me over
The only pigment here is medi-ochre
There 's never been a fella
So better of any melanin
Attempting to be clever
Rhyming melanin with theremin
Or terrapins called sheridan
Or trendy gyms with freeets in will heaven ever let me in?
I'm winging more thanseraphim
Pathetically projecting
Just a semblance of intelligebce
By sleccing into eloquence
Instead of making any sense
Like robin and his merry men
Arrested by the sheriff then
Subjected to experiments
Tk render them American
I'm just an AMATEUR WORDSMITH
You'll be indifferent
The instant you've heard it
When I'm finished
You 'll be wishing you'd skipped the track
So here's five minutes you won't get back
My couplets aren't scuffed as some you 've heard
I put a lot of care of in pairinv up the funny words
50% of the time?
Nifty attempt at a rhyme
The other half it's…
Well…it's not
My skill with similes I really haven't mastered
But lime a massive car crush
I'm slowly moving past it
Now we're at the point
I really didn't want to start yet
Let us now revisit the obligatory fast bit
Kid from the south ,pissing about
Lyrics aren't spitting just dribbling down
Spewing a slew musically askew
As I'm chewing up tunes
And then spitting them out
Falling at fame ,fairly forgettable
Shameless and vain,employing a pedestal
Quip and the flips
Are both varied and plentiful
Spit'em this quick
And they're nearly illegible
Tongue tasked with too much to handle
Bars so whack ,still can't hold a candle
Get that bag?It's straight from the landfill
But I have now featured with Dan Bull
But if my lyrics are lacking a little
It lengthens them leaning liberallh allterative
Lining up letters ,while lyrically gimmicky's
Leaving you locked with your lexicon limited
Looking for lines that alliterate wittily
Land you in loops in the leaves of a dictionary
Logging a litany of logical liberties
Letting the lemons elope in your limovsine
Lingvsitic littering , lazily writ
Less likely to leaving me labelled as lit
Lift up the lid and you plainly can tell
Clearly,I'm really just taking the L
Blimey,you're still here!Wow!
I didn't think you'd make it up until I slowed down
Thanks for humouring my stupor of a flow
You've been super and I know that you all wanna GO now
Just a smidgeon of revision
And some little new additions
As I fix up the bits that the original was missing
Reenvisaging felt fitting as we hit upon the million
Thanks for giving it a listen to revisit the begining
I appreciate I've kept you for some time
Witout books or a reference to gun crime
I've tweaked the beats
And I added some fun rhymes
But need to concede
It's still lacking a punchline