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Friends S04E21 (口白)歌词完整版
All of a sudden so much is happening
I know Ross is getting married
Phoebe's making people
Everybody's doing stuff We just sit here
If I died people would know I was here
Only by the a*s print on this chair
What are we doing Wasting our lives
I meant for lunch
We have to do something Something huge
We could climb Mt Everest
Not something stupid Something huge
I saw an ad for this video
People climb that thing every day We could totally do that
Why not I mean it's just climbing
It's just steep Yeah
We're going It'd be nice to leave an a*s print on Everest
What's up
We're gonna climb Mt Everest Yeah baby
I looked into that
Yeah but it costs like 60000 and you know you could die 6
And you would die
We could get that Everest video
We could do that without risking our lives at all
While we're at the video store we could rent Die Hard
I just remembered
That Everest thing is only available through mail order
So you'll stay here and hang out with me
But one of these days
We'll get off our butts and rent Die Hard again
That was fast It usually takes me hours to get Ben to go down for his nap 2
He's such a sweetheart Do you know what he said
Good night mommy That's because he has lots of mommies
Yeah in fact it's kind of become his word for woman
So does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not
Oh God Nobody likes him
He's so cheap He'd never fly to London in a million years
Invite him
Did I do these neat enough
Yeah they're fine
We'll say that Ben addressed them
You invited Rachel then
Sure why not
Really
I wouldn't be comfortable having any of my old lovers there
Do you think we shouldn't invite her
You know I absolutely adore Rachel
It's just that I thought it might be awkward for you
But it's absolutely your decision
More tea Sure
Earl Grey
Fine invite whoever you want
I don't want to be single okay I just want to be married again
And I just want a million dollars 1
Oh God Monica Thank God
This is Rachel Another Lincoln High survivor
This is Chandler
Phoebe
Joey
Do you remember Ross Sure
Back in high school
I had a major crush on you
I knew
You did
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother
I did
Listen do you think
Try not to let my intense vulnerability become a factor
Would it be okay if I asked you out sometime
Maybe
Okay maybe I will
See I see
Big passion in your future
Really I do
Ross you're so great
It's never gonna happen
I have a question
Actually it's not so much a question
It's more of a general wondering
Ment
Well for a while now I've been wanting to
Yes yes
That's right
Look
What
Top of the world looking
Down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Listen missy If you want this cart you'll have to take me with it
Did you see that You were incredible
A brand new woman ladies and gentlemen
I could not have done this without you
More clothes in the dryer
I'm fine
You had no right to tell me you had feelings for me
I was doing great with Julie before I found out
I was doing great too It's not easy for me to see you with Julie
I don't need this right now
It's too late
I'm with somebody else This ship has sailed
All right fine Go ahead and do that
I don't need your stupid ship
This is the first time I'm doing something I care about
I'm doing something that I'm actually good at
If you don't get that
I get that but I'm tired of your answering machine
I don't know what to do
Neither do l
Is this about Mark
Oh my God
Okay it's not
I can't keep having this same fight over and over again
You're making this too hard
I am What do you want me to do
I don't know Look maybe we should just take a break
You're right Let's cool off
Let's get some frozen yogurt or something
A break from us
Why are we rushing The girlfriend I told you about
She wants to get back together with me
I found it
That's so great for you guys
Good luck with your girlfriend Thank you
You got my message You are right on time
Can I be your girlfriend again
You can very much
I want you to leave Get out
I want to talk about this
All right how was she
What Was she good
Don't answer
You wanted to talk about it How was she
She was
She was not good not good Nothing compared to you
She was different
Good different
Nobody likes change
Just stop
The way you owned up to everything
It's just showed me how much you've grown you know
I mean my mom never thought this would work out
I just wish we hadn't lost those four months 4
But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective
We were on a break
You seem to really like her
What do I do We agreed it'd be a two week thing 2
No commitment
That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends
Asking to hear stories about you
Iooking through Monica's photo albums
You don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks 2
You think
You've got 14 hours until she has to be at the airport 14
And you're sitting here in a hallway
With a 28 year old cheerleader with a fat lip
You're right Yeah
This is so amazing
My brother's getting married and in London
It's so romantic
Hey pretty smart
Tissue paper
You're at the wedding You have to cry
Handkerchief No I got my invitation
Isn't this adorable
Ross let Ben address mine
Did you get your invitation to Ross' wedding
No
Don't worry I get to bring a guest We'll show him
I'm so jealous you're all going
I never knew you can't fly in your third trimester 9
I didn't either
I knew that
So I didn't know that But you should see your faces
What's up
Just hanging out
What's this Ross' wedding invitation
Maybe that's the one we should have hidden
No you guys come on You don't have to do that
I'm happy for him
I am I really
I'll work on it
I'm sorry
You're going to come though aren't you
I don't know
This isn't one of those lf she doesn't come we don't come
I bought my ticket You're not even invited
You know what would be real weird If you weren't there
Just say you'll think about it I'll think about it
Who's this from That's Ross'
Oh my God
He remembered
Remembered what
It was months ago We were walking by this antique store
I saw this and told him it was like one my grandmother had
When I was a little girl
I can't believe he remembered
This must've cost a fortune
I can't believe he did this
Remember when he fell in love with Carol
And got her that expensive crystal duck
What did you just say
Oh my God
Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving 457
Oh my God
We were in school together We haven't seen each other since
I land in China Guess who's in charge of the dig
Julie
Isn't that great
Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic
That is so sweet
No you hang up
No you
One two three
You didn't hang up
She didn't hang up either
Okay no No you hang up
You
Ross hi
It's Rachel
I'm just calling to say that everything's fine
And I'm really happy for you
And your cat
Obviously I am over you
I am over you
And that my friend is what they call closure
I got a message from you
Oh my God Hang up the phone
Give me the phone
You're over me
Oh God
You're over me
When were you
Under me
Basically
Iately I've
I've sort of had feelings for you
I need to lie down
He broke up with Julie
Go hug her for God's sakes
Really Really
It's always been you Rach
Oh God
Listen I'm sorry I had to work tonight
That's okay
You're worth the wait
And I don't just mean tonight
Oh God
Honey
That's okay
No you just rolled over the juice box
Did you say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place
I'm sorry
Was I not supposed to
You ended it
Because I was mad at you Not because I stopped loving you
You still love me
What does this mean Do you want to get back together
Maybe
I don't know
I just I feel
I can't believe I even thought of getting back together We're so over
Fine by me
And hey Just so you know it's not that common
It doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal
I knew it
Rachel's coming up Doesn't she look pretty
Oh my God
This is us getting ready for the prom
We don't have to watch this
Yeah we do
Come on
Get a shot of Monica How do you zoom out
There she is
Shut up The camera adds 10 pounds 10
So how many cameras are actually on you
Dad turn it off
It is off
Right Ross
Looking good Mr Kotter
I can't go to my prom without a date It's too late
If you're not going then I don't want to go either
I have a wonderful idea
You should take Rachel to the prom
We've seen enough Let's turn it off
I want to see fine I'm not going to watch
Come on kid Let's go
Are you handsome
Let's show them
Okay Dad Rachel ready or not
Here comes your knight in shining
Oh dear
How do I turn this off
I can't believe you did that
Yeah well
See He's her lobster
No
You're really not going
It's just going to be too hard
You know I mean
It's Ross
How can I watch him get married
It's just for the best You know It is
Plus somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe
She's going to be pretty big by then
She'll need someone to help her tie her shoes
Drive her to the hospital if she goes into labor
You don't have a car
And your license expired
There's so much to do and I have so little time
Check this out
There's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums
It's almost as good as being there
It's better You can't go to a museum in your underwear
You could but just the one time
We could get videos of the sights
Get a VCR in our hotel room and never have to go outside
Lf we do that we've got to rent Die Hard I bet the British version is good
