笨小笨The Biggest Aspidistra In The World歌词由Gracie Fields演唱，出自专辑《Our Gracie : The Best of Gracie Fields》，下面是《The Biggest Aspidistra In The World》完整版歌词！
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The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields
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Written by：Connor/Harper/Haines
Written by：Connor/Harper/Haines
For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
多年来我们在花盆里养了一只蜘蛛抱蛋
On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
什么都不在乎就在看台上
It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe
似乎并没有成长直到有一天我们的兄弟Joe
Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
以为他会让我变得高大强壮
So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak
他用一颗橡树上的橡子跨越了所有障碍
Tree
树
And he's planted it against the garden wall
他把它种在花园的墙上
It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky
就像火箭一样一路狂飙直冲云霄
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
We couldn't see the top of it it got so
我们看不见最高处情况变得如此
Bloomin' high
兴奋无比
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'the
当父亲在酒吧里喝得醉醺醺的
Bunch of grapes'
一堆葡萄
He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
他不会拼命抗争失去理智
No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan
你会发现他披着熊皮在扮演泰山
Of the apes
猿猴
Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
吃了世上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their
汤姆猫和他们的情人都喜欢
Evenings out
夜晚外出
Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
嫩芽开始发芽的时候它们都开始喵喵叫
From the biggest aspidistra in the world
来自世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight
方圆几英里的狗都来了真是迷人的景象
To see
亲眼目睹
They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their
他们四处打探几个小时不停摇摆
Tails with glee
欢呼雀跃
So I've had to put a notice up to say
所以我不得不贴个告示说
It's not a tree
这不是一棵树
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
My brother in the army
我在部队的兄弟
He is in the home difence
他在家里
With the biggest aspidistra in the world
拥有世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
The cornel say's that stoping now
山茱萸说一切都结束了
Will stuck with the briget bombs
威尔始终带着武器
With the biggest aspidistra in the world
拥有世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
When growing thing from body
从身体里长出来的东西
Says all here proud
大家都很骄傲
Young Joa has got his blood
YoungJoa身上流淌着鲜血
Will soon be open hour
即将开放
For the going just holding heat
坚持不懈保持热情
From the very highest bound of the
从最高的境界
Biggest aspidistra in the world
世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
